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Later, when Napoleon reviewed the team, his comrades reminded the Swedes that the great man might ask you a few questions. This man is very anxious. He can't understand Napoleon's problem! An elderly soldier said, "Napoleon always asked three identical questions in the same order." The first question is: "How old are you?" The second question is:' How long have you been in my army?' The third question is:' Did you take part in one of my two world wars?' "The Swedes memorized the answers to these three questions in turn:" 23 years old, sir "."Three years, sir. " ""both, sir. "
On the day of the military parade, Napoleon stood in front of the team and looked at the soldiers with satisfaction. Then, he began to review, smiling at this side for a while and saying a word to it for a while. The Swede stood still, only his lips moved gently. Napoleon saw him at a glance. The great man came up to him and began to ask him questions. Unfortunately, the first question Napoleon asked this time was? Quot how long have you been in my army? ""23 years old, sir. " "How old are you this year?" "Three years, sir." The Swede's answer surprised and angered Napoleon, so he roared, "Are you crazy or am I crazy? Both, sir. The Swede replied proudly.
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