Find the titles and answers of all Conan's cold jokes.

I have many grandchildren. How old are they? (ワシにはくのがぃる). He Cai? )

0 years old. It's just an egg.

ワシシわし is a homophonic word for vultures, and "having more grandchildren" means "having more grandchildren" (a homophonic word for eggs). Still an egg, of course, it is 0 years old.

(Mi Shou at the age of 88, Xi Shou at the age of 77, and Bai Shou at the age of 99. ) What should I call my 44th birthday? The tip is that this is composed of a Chinese character and three katakana characters, and the birthday character can be ignored.

(Mi Shou at the age of 88, Xi Shou at the age of 77, and Bai Shou at the age of 99. ) What should I call my 44th birthday? The tip is that this is composed of a Chinese character and three katakana characters, and the birthday character can be ignored.

There is a first lover named Wonai in Chemical Celebration, but this girl is going to marry another man. After learning about the chemical celebration:

1, angry; 2, happy; 3. cry.

So, which is the answer?

I cried. The answer is the third, crying. It comes from "The Pain of Chemical Celebration".

A man as powerful as Hua Qing also has a weakness. He will cry when kicked. The tibia (the front side of the calf) is "the pain of celebrating".

The groom (むこ) and Werner (ぅずね) are going to get married. Connected together is the tibia (the front of the calf, むこぅずね).

In this diagnosis and treatment, Mrs. Yuan went into the clinic for treatment. Excuse me, what happened to Mrs. Yuan?

1, eating too much will spoil your stomach;

2. I fell and sprained my foot;

3, too much sun exposure, heatstroke.

(Hint: English, boat) The answer is two, sprain. In English, the boat is ship(シップ). If Yuan's foot is twisted too much, he should put a plaster (wet cloth).

An important stage of the film, the fast roller coaster "Super Snake" in Dolobica Paradise.

So, who is the most suitable for this after-school program in the juvenile detective group?

1, bumei

2. Thai

3. Hirohiko

Step 4 grieve

Super snake = super snake = super ヘビ = super heavy, so the answer is Yuan Tai, he is the heaviest.

There is a fish kingdom in the marine monument. The last king was exposed for bad things, and Kun became the next king. So, who was the last king?

1. squid

2. Octopus

3. Crab

"Your Majesty" can be divided into "King" and "Your Majesty". If you add "Your Majesty" to the squid, it is "Your Majesty the squid" (pronounced "false" in Japanese). Squid, your majesty, means "fake"

An opera singer had a sore throat and was waiting for an operation, but later she gave up the operation and was cured by pills brought by her grandfather. Who is the opera singer?

A, soprano B, contralto C, tenor D, bass.

Hint: What is the English for operation? Surgery is commonly known as Ope in Japanese plus (Grandpa's Pill).

Answer: An opera singer gave up surgery, and the opera leaves (r A) were removed (Ope). Pill refers to the medicine that is kneaded into small round particles (Grandpa Pill), which can also be said to be (Grandpa Xiaoyuan). After the combination, it's (RA), ra ... Grandfather's (soprano) ... small circle (meaning Fu is half turbid,

It rained this year, and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, who can only meet on Tanabata, randomly decided to spend this day (a day with lovers) on Tanabata.

Next, which of the following is that day?

1) 65438+1October1New Year's Day 2) February 2 (around February 2, beginning of spring) 3) March 3 (March 3, Daughter's Day) 4) May 5 (Dragon Boat Festival).

The answer is four reasons: May 5th is Children's Day, that is, Zigong Day, which is separately written as Zigong Day and pronounced as Zigong Day, that is, Love Day.

This is the information of three people, and the password is the same place for three people. The answer has five Japanese pronunciations.

Hill tian li (type A)

Showa 3 1 year 1 month was born.

Qu Wei hot spring.

Flying trapeze Sasuke (type B)

Showa was born in June, 32.

ハンググラィダ Qu Wei.

This second type (O type)

Born in Showa 33 1 month.

Qu Wei San Yan

It's Momotaro (ももたろぅ). The key is heavenly stems and earthly branches for three people. Shen Nian, the year of Unite and the year of 1898. Monkeys, birds and dogs. All the servants of Momotaro.

Three people born on New Year's Day, April Fool's Day and Children's Day (May 5th) have a meeting. What meeting is it? Hint is an animal that can fly in the sky like an airplane.

The answer is to put the birth dates of three people together. 1October 7th. 10(と)7(な) Meeting (かぃ). となかぃ, reindeer Christmas drags Santa Claus in the sky.

When we asked Jingyuan what she thought of Conan, she looked at the moon and said that it was not summer.

Ash is: first, praise you; Second, belittle you. What is the answer?

The answer is 2. Not in summer (じゃなぃ), the summer moon appears in June, July and August, that is, June (ろく), July (なつじほ) and August (ほ)

On Napoleon's land, I heard that two Japanese people built houses. Who are the two people below?

1, Dongye (ふゆの)

2. Furano (ふるの)

3. Shenye (ふかの)

Napoleon's famous saying is "Nothing is impossible in my dictionary". This puzzle comes from here. Land (とち) is also called land (じしょ), which refers to the words on the house number. I can't write something in my dictionary (がなぃがじしょにふかの), that is, "My land has no deep fields."