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Sword is a weapon, and fencing is a measure of killing people. No matter how beautiful excuses are used to cover it up, this is always a fact.-----------Conan

I want to prove that I can be an excellent ninja even if I don't know how to endure surgery and magic. This is my whole life. -----------Huo Ying

Even if my heart stops beating, it's the most important thing for me, so what is it? Felt heavy? It must always be straight

. Be a man! You have to stand tall and live. Even if you get covered in mud on the way of life, if you keep walking, maybe the mud on your body will dry up and fall off!

2. 8% of life is full of disasters! ! You will encounter more trouble than this in the future! However, it's not all bad. At least at the end of this day, the wine you drink is particularly delicious.

3. the sky? Country? It doesn't matter if I give it to you. I'm busy enough just to protect what's in front of me, and I can't. How much has been lost so far is countless. Anyway, I have nothing left, and when I see something falling, it is natural to pick it up and keep it.

4. There are two things that human beings are afraid of, that is, death and shame. It's simply stupid to challenge the dead, and the one who challenges shame is also a fool, but I appreciate this kind of fool.

5. It's better to live beautifully to the last moment than to die beautifully.

6. G: Don't change when you are in silver. It seems to take some effort to chop you to death, and I don't want to do it.

yinshi: GUI, if you change, I'll chop you up without saying anything.

7. "If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures! Dementia or death, the memories left in the heart are engraved on the soul, and no matter what happens, they will not disappear. I believe so! "

8 "You said that. People or fireworks, beautiful flowers bloom only for a moment, and then they are scattered. Indeed, maybe so. However, even for a moment, I want you to bloom by my side, and I hope you will be scattered by my side when you are scattered. In return, I will let beautiful flowers bloom around you at any time. "

9. Love? Dream? What young people need is not so naive. Yes, it is calcium. As long as they absorb more calcium, everything will go smoothly.

1. Actually, it's candy, but I licked it a little faster, so it smoked.

14. Shouldn't we say, "Don't worry about me, will you go first?"

"Leave me alone and go to hell."

16. Yinshi: Do you have a driver's license?

Shenle: What license do you need to hit someone with a car?

18. Miao: If an apology can solve the problem, there will be no caesarean section in the world.

19. Ah, isn't that the latest Ann rotary gun with rotary acceleration jet? The degree of restoration is really high.

2. No one always knows the important things better than those who have them.

It's true that if you go up the mountain, you won't know where to go down, but if you don't go down, how will you know where the next mountain in your life is?

21. This was not beaten, but caught in the door of xx department store.

22. "Painters have to go through the pain of pulling out watermelons from their noses to create immortal works, mothers have to go through the pain of squeezing out the universe from their anus to give birth to their children, and people have to go through the pain to succeed."

23. On this planet, those who can drag motorcycles with one hand are not girls, but mountain gorillas.

24. Life is like a soap bubble. When the wind blows, it flies to the sky, but when it is noticed, it suddenly disappears. When it is about to burst, it is always too late to fly higher.

25. If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures! Dementia or death, the memories left in the heart are engraved on the soul, and no matter what happens, they will not disappear. I believe so!

26. Although it's not luggage or anything, who doesn't have important things in both hands?

but I can't feel the heavy burden when everything falls.

I have thought for many times that I can't afford such a heavy burden any more, but I don't know when I can afford it again.

It will be easier if I just throw it all away, but I can't always do it.

Without those guys, my life will be boring.

27. My friend didn't say that I started today, boss, but I don't know. ! Such a clear eye should contain such a dirty heart! !

29. The so-called knife is the murder weapon after all, no matter how much effort we put into it, this will not change

Even so, we can't stop the hammer or we will have no food

No! Not only that

We build weapons, so we have to keep fighting

Not while the iron is hot, but to build your soul!

while the iron is hot, inject your soul. Be a kind and honest person and live beautifully.

3. When it comes to what is right and wrong,

In this chaotic world, this definition is by no means simple.

Is it necessary to adapt to the rules formulated by others?

If you are really willing to do that,

You will become a doll that you can't decide for yourself.

In the final analysis. Rules to live

JUMP should be taken out as combustible garbage and thrown away because

after reading it, you will feel that you are on fire

31. You guys were cheated just because of your good appearance

People can't look at your appearance. At that time, the most important thing used to deceive people in the world is the first impression

32. A samurai's knife should not be bound by its scabbard, but by your soul. There is no need for samurai in this era. However, no matter how the times change, there are things that people can't forget. Even if the abolition order will come one day, this sword of integrity bound by your soul can never be discarded.

33. How can you stick to the Bushido prepared by others?

Even in born to die, I will carry out my own Bushido, live in my own beautiful way and protect what I want to protect.

34.

36. Youth is like a castle made of sand, which suddenly collapses just because of some trivial things.

37. When friends cry, just cry with them. When friends are upset, just hold their heads and worry together. If you are really friends, you must be able to share any pain. When a friend goes astray, even if he wants to lose this friendship, he must be brought back. This is the friendship pursued by real samurai.

38. People fear two things, that is, death and shame. I think a guy who is not afraid of death is stupid, but I will never laugh at a guy who is not afraid of shame.

39. Life is like a soap bubble. As soon as the wind blows, it flies to the sky, but when it is noticed, it disappears with a snap. Just at the moment when it is about to break, I want to fly higher, but it is always too late to return to god.

4. Every guy who rolls naturally is a good man

41. There must be an unknown secret hidden under a lovely face

42. Life runs like a conveyor belt

43. What good things don't happen continuously, but bad things come to me one after another!

44. Men are teenagers until they die ...

45. What is a racing family! I have long been used to soaring on the road of life!

46. Speaking of Mo Tianlun, of course, you have to kiss ... it was built for kissing.

47. Don't believe what the girl with curly hair and red clothes says.

48. People who chase their dreams can exert their strength more than those who catch them!

49. It's enough for everyone to have fun as long as the heroic deeds in the past are exaggerated by three points.

5. Father and son are only similar to each other in annoying things.

51. A person like you who doesn't even know the three principles of friendship, hard work and victory in jump is not qualified to watch jump with others!

52. You ask why the sea water is salty? You urbanites don't forget to pee while swimming!

53. Once people's position changes, their troubles will be different.

54. We are a trinity. A Yin is left hand, Xin Ba is left foot, and I am white blood cell.

55. I also wrote a word (laugh). Who can laugh! ! (angry)

56. I am very satisfied with my very lively life despite a lot of shortcomings.

57. The secret to a happy life is not to forget the childlike innocence.

58. It will be fine and crisp in autumn all over the country, but women's hearts and autumn are easy to change. In case of rain,

59. It's not a wig! It's Gui!

6. If you want to COSPLAY, you should dress up inside!

61. Wine is really good.

It can make people forget unpleasant things for a while.

But it will come back tomorrow.

And it's even worse than yesterday.

You can't escape.

Especially what you really want to forget.

62. Only an idiot thinks that terrible things combined with terrible things will become more terrible things!

63. alas! You are so bad! Is this a rope-style pickup line? But this trick still doesn't work for edo girls! Bald ass, you go to hell!

64. Please give me one hundred Mr. Haggen Dazs.

I can declare first that a hundred can't achieve any wish.

66. Listen, I don't care what you do in the universe.

but my sword, as far as it can reach, is my territory.

if anyone dares to attack what I want to protect in my territory.

whether it's a general, a cosmic pirate or a meteorite. Cut it all! !

67. Idiot! No one can stop the feeling of starting to run!

68. Life is not always as expected

69. Ah ~ But men should still have a juvenile heart when they die

7. Even monkeys are monkeys with bushido and iron will

71. Go to hell!

72. The monkey who regards the earth under the blue sky as his home is a warrior at heart.

73 Cowherd's job is to please women, so I can never make the most important woman in the world sad.

74. You misunderstood ... this is that! Put cookies on the road for fear of getting lost!

I think you have long been lost in the maze of life.

75. What is 1%? Where is it 1%? Yagyu 1%?

76. Hot pot is like a thumbnail of life

77. It is because I ruined my life in an instant that I have to grasp the important moments in my life that I can't miss.

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2. I don't care what people in this world say about me ... I just want to do things according to my beliefs and never regret it, no matter now or in the future!

3. Now I can't control whether my name is clean or not ...

Bad guys or anything, anyway, I want my name to make a sensation all over the world! ! !

4. I want to be stronger with her share! !

I want to be the strongest swordsman in the world, and my reputation will spread far and wide to the kingdom of heaven! ! !

5. Of course we know ... but you don't have to mind your own business ... When I wanted to be the strongest swordsman, I had already put life and death at risk.

it doesn't matter if you want to call me stupid, because this is my own choice! ! !

6. I will never lose again! ! ! !

7. Being stabbed in the back ... is a shame for a swordsman! !

8. Sorry, I didn't put you in my eye

9. Even if the injury will make ordinary people faint, I will never fall down! ! !

I can't die even if the injury will kill ordinary people ...

If I am an ordinary person, I can't win Eagle Eye, so I can't be an ordinary person! !

1. No matter how hard you take it, I won't give you this knife ...

11. What exactly is team spirit? Help each other and protect each other, even if it is?

some people think so. I think it's just a bluff!

It should be everyone's determination to do their own thing,

"I'll do my part", "It's your turn next" and "I'll beat you up if I can't do it well"

If you have this determination, it can be regarded as team spirit!

12. Are you here to persuade me? As long as your boss gets off the stage and let me be the boss, everything will be fine.

13. since such a sinister ring is waiting for me, I have to become stronger.

Nami:

1. Every pirate is the same! ! ! ! Take away people's important things casually

2. What I hate most in this world is pirates! ! I like money and oranges!

3. What are you talking about? Do you think killing people is easy? Is this the awakening of pirates?

4. Even if it's just a little thing ... I don't want to do the same thing with the cruel pirates! ! !

5. Personally, I think the pirate's plundering behavior is wrong! !

so, I have an obligation to correct them! !

6. They are all very nice people ... Will they still treat me as a partner when we meet next time?

will we meet again? I really hope to be free soon ... Belmere ...

7. Belmere ... What would you do if it were you?

8. I'm going to travel around the world with the navigation skills I've learned!

Then draw a "world map" of everything I see! ! !

9. No need ... I don't need your help ... Go! ! !

I don't want to see anyone die for me again! !

1. You big idiot! My money is my money, but my contract is your contract! !

11. One's strength is limited. No matter what one wants to do, one's strength is not enough. One needs companions!

Wu Suopu:

1. I am proud that my father is a pirate! I am proud that he is a brave soldier at sea!

you are right! I like to brag ... but I brag about myself.