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I have two sons who are still single. What if my neighbors read my jokes?

Nowadays, raising a boy, from birth to marriage, is impossible without millions. Two boys, that is, 10 million, ordinary people can't earn so much if they are exhausted. Grandpa's generation wants to have several children, and the goal is to have sons in the countryside, because what the countryside does is manual labor. If there are several boys at home, they can walk from the head of the village to the end. Anyone who has no son will be called "out of touch". The eldest son is now a junior. Ten years later, he should get married and have a family, or he may become a father. The child is now in the first grade. If he goes to high school and university normally in ten years, he will only graduate from university.

Two sons will make you look good, and others will praise you for your luck when they see you. With two sons, you will feel very light, just like walking on clouds. In some rural areas, the idea of son preference still exists. Having two sons is like picking up a treasure. They look down on those married residents, who usually talk arrogantly and bully others, but after all, such people are very few, and most people can live in harmony without this idea.

Whether you are happy after raising two boys for ten years is not absolute. The key is whether you have fulfilled your responsibilities and obligations as a parent. But I can say for sure that it is definitely more painful in the child's growth stage. It used to be said that raising children to prevent old age, but now the basic situation is that raising children is not easy. I am two daughters. To tell the truth, in the future, my two daughters are not allowed to marry far away, and secondly, they are not allowed to marry two brothers at home, because when a woman marries someone, not only is the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law unclear, but the relationship between sister-in-law is also very complicated. At home, I am the only one married to two brothers, and there are many other sisters.

Because I stayed in the countryside for a few months, I was deeply touched that families with sons are arrogant, as if they have a throne to inherit. Families without sons are often talked about by others, saying that they have no sons, their daughters get married, and their parents will die alone. Like his family living in the Pacific, they are spending money for their children. Think about it and worry. If not, you will be very popular. Alas, the two sons can't help it. Try to move bricks to make money. Don't be fantastic!