Beg a few big jokes, kneel down and beg ... thank you. Don't be old-fashioned )

My best friend received 999 roses, which made me envy.

Tell my boyfriend that my boyfriend comforted me and said, "Don't worry, I can afford it, too. Just to order flowers. "

In the evening, my boyfriend bought ten barrels of popcorn and said to me, "popcorn is also a flower. As long as the temperature is controlled, the flower will bloom more brightly." Also, you count, this 10 barrel of popcorn is definitely not less than 999! "

A stingy child in the class handed me a ham.

I am very happy in my heart, because he never gave any snacks to any child, and almost stole them himself.

I exulted, or I have weight in his heart, and quickly said in a warm and high-sugar voice: The teacher doesn't eat, you eat, be good!

He said quietly, you bite it open. ...