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Why did Guo Ziyi die of natural causes?

Guo Ziyi can die because:

1. Guo Ziyi lived a long life and had many children. You know, when Guo Ziyi offered birthday felicitations, he had eight sons, seven husbands and dozens of grandchildren. Guo Ziyi can only nod and smile at them at the birthday party because he can't remember the names of his grandchildren at all. Today, Guo Ziyi's descendants are distributed in various provinces of China, with many lineages.

2. Guo Ziyi is very rich. After four dynasties, the emperor gave countless gold, silver and jewels. The Guo family has a great cause, and now there are more than 3000 relatives and servants. In fact, Guo Ziyi's life is a bit extravagant, but no one says he is not good, because his annual income is 240,000 stone. Even if Guo Ziyi is profligate, he uses his own money, which is clean and tidy.

Guo Ziyi leads a healthy life. Although Guo Ziyi was born as a military commander, he was a military commander and experienced many battles, big and small. Fortunately, Guo Ziyi lived a peaceful life without any serious injuries. Besides, Guo Ziyi is good at dealing with all kinds of complicated interpersonal relationships, making friends from all corners of the country, and getting help wherever he goes. Many things are saved.

4. Guo Ziyi always put the interests of the country and people first, and was ordered in the crisis, which not only created the country, but also saved itself. He is smart and capable, and many people think highly of him. In order to reward him, the emperor put his portrait in Lingyange, and let Lingyange serve Guo Ziyi again after 100 years. What an honor.

5. Guo Ziyi won't offend bad people. Guo Ziyi made a lot of contributions during his official career in the Tang Dynasty, and his meritorious service even achieved high achievements, which was the fundamental reason for his determination. But he didn't get the emperor's suspicion and lived a nearly perfect life. The most important reason is that Guo Ziyi's EQ is quite high. He can handle interpersonal relationships well and make friends all over the world.