The satirical jokes and personal signatures of false friends.

1. hypocrite, please put away your perfunctory words, because you can't hide your disgust.

2. God saw you thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

Hypocrites, please don't beautify the world with lies. They are still ugly, and you and I both know that.

Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

6. A wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar in a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, and a devil wearing Prada when you put on your clothes!

7. You said you were happy with me. You also said that all your unhappiness disappeared when you saw me. You also said you wanted to laugh when you saw my news. I wonder if I'm the only woman who gives you this feeling.

8. You have a peony-rich appearance, a plum-blossom tough quality, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-blossom sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

9. Pack, pack and pack. Are you tired?

10. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

1 1. Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

12. Give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, give you some flood, you will flood, give you some color, and you will open a dyehouse.

13. Friend, the mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.

14. You treasure, you treasure, you eat the most, with salty dates in your mouth, dog tail grass in your nose, eyes like light bulbs and snot like urine. You think you are a silkworm baby, but in fact you are a big straw bag!

15. You are really rare in the world!

16. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil. Fake good guys are worse than real bad guys!

17. You're not cold on such a cold day (you have the cheek).

18. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

19. You are a superorganism living with cockroaches, a rotten semi-plant.

20. The world is like this. This is all hypocrisy. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?

2 1. I wish you a successful result as soon as possible! Go to heaven quickly.

22. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

23. It was you who stabbed me in the back, you shameless person.

24. The biggest irony today is your fake smiling face.

25. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

26. When a mosquito bites your face, it will want to commit suicide.

27. The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.

28. I thought you were oxygen, but turned out to be poisonous gas, wearing a hypocritical mask.

29. Today's society. Some friends are too hypocritical. Everyone's face. There is a layer of skin.

30. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

3 1. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy. You're amazing!

32. Friends are like money, which is hard to distinguish between true and false and hard to prevent!

It turns out that our friendship is thinner than spring ice, and I thought it was thicker than the earth!

34. I'm too deep into the play to see through your face!

Irony, hypocrisy, friend's signature

1, don't love me, let me go. Don't say you love me when I am disheartened.

2. Hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning and scare ghosts at night.

If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you won't spit after you turn around.

5. A wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar in a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, and a devil when you put on your clothes!

6. Urgent: If you want money but have no money, you must be talented and unattractive. You have been listed as "three noes". You must leave the city within 24 hours after receiving the order, or hell to pay!

7. The truth is a sharp knife in your mouth. If you spit it out carefully, you will still scratch yourself.

8. I am always bullied by life because I am so stupid.

9. I have passed the purity period, so don't talk about purity in front of me in the future.

10, you took his place in my heart-

1 1. What you said about loving me turned out to be just a joke, but unfortunately I still believed it.

12, people like you can live for at most two episodes in the TV series directed by me.

13, don't lose what you think is unimportant, or one day you will find that what you lose is actually the most precious!

14. If you can't give it, please leave the hypocritical love. I really don't need it.

A hypocritical sentence that satirizes a friend

A hypocritical sentence that satirizes a friend

First, I just can't bear to give up this friendship: do you have such a so-called friend behind your back who can't bear to expose his hypocrisy? In fact, you know everything, in front of you: I just can't bear it.

Secondly, I just saw a girl holding her second aunt in the shop and crying all the time, because all her relatives don't agree that she is in love with her boyfriend and think that her boyfriend is hypocritical. The girl has no strength and keeps crying. She said she loved him, but it was no use. She still cried. Therefore, I also understand a truth, only with strength can I be qualified to pursue my love, and strength is the premise of everything! !

Third, it is also easy to disperse; It is also the hardest to separate, sincere friends are the hardest to find, and hypocritical friends are easy to find.

4. I didn't know how to refuse before, but now I feel that if I refuse a friend who will never contact you again, I will be very casual and it will be much easier to be indifferent to myself. Why should I be hypocritical without benefits?

I hate human hypocrisy. I obviously don't like my friends leaving. I had to smile and say, you go, come on.

6. I hate hypocritical people, saying that friends will be good to you and won't hurt you. However, I have never considered you from your point of view and my own interests. It's really funny.

Seven, seems to care about nothing. As long as you really believe in your friends. Hate hypocrisy: everyone will treat it sincerely!

Eight, suddenly feel so lonely! At this moment, so lonely, especially lonely! Nobody understands me! I also feel particularly hypocritical! Especially ridiculous! Actually, I'm a little afraid of bad guys. Just stay at the entrance of Dicos for a while! I have many friends and close lovers. Why am I the only one in the world at the moment?

Nine, less contact, less words, this is the most important thing in my heart, and sometimes I wonder how ta is doing! I have been facing a lot of words, but I think I am a false friend, and sometimes I may not be able to help you when you are in the most difficult time!

Ten, the name is not true: talking about yourself is often arrogant and hypocritical, and friends are the topic. Don't talk about others, be careful because!

Eleven, this society, everything is hypocritical, hypocritical friends, hypocritical relatives, hypocritical everything, really ridiculous.

Twelve, I am sincere to my friends, because people can change people's hearts; I put my heart and soul into my feelings, because hypocrisy will be seriously defeated. I hate the calculation between people, because I have never been cunning; I despise the perfunctory between heart and heart, because I have never been hypocritical! Good Night!

Thirteen, think about it will be angry! If you have the ability to do it, you have the ability to bear the results. I don't need such a hypocritical friend!

Fourteen, this society is cruel to itself if it thinks too much. Don't say who is hypocritical, because everyone likes to listen to good words, including myself. Every time you want to be your friend, first ask yourself whether others regard you as their friend like you. The more you grow up, the more you should see through happiness.

Fifteen, sometimes I feel particularly stupid, thinking that others are good to me, but it is actually superficial. I treat this as a friend all day and feel at ease about that. It's my turn I really don't think anyone is sincere. Hate hypocritical people, hate scheming women. Hate psychopaths, hate lunatics, hate dogs.

16. Later, I understood your insincerity and my sincerity to you was cheated like a fool. This is a terrible feeling. So I don't want to be your friend anymore, but you think I'm heartless. In fact, your hearts are very complicated and hypocritical. In fact, I also shouted in my heart, why are you doing this to me? I'm hurt, angry and sad.

Seventeen, will not allow others to distrust and challenge, Capricorn people eat soft rice and don't eat hard, as long as they really believe in their friends, they hate hypocrisy.

18. I suddenly found myself unable to integrate into this society. I'm happy and unhappy. I live a hypocritical life, and my unreal self is hardly like myself. I have many friends and no friends.

Sometimes you think it's nothing but the loss of a false friend.

Twenty, I walked out of sight, thanking those who are unconditionally good to me, especially treating you as a friend! Hypocrite; I like this passage very much.

Today is my birthday. How many people can remember my birthday? There are friends who don't even want to be hypocritical, and friends who love me. Thank you for loving me. There are a thousand me in the eyes of a thousand people, and it is good for one person to have one of his own. Thank you for meeting, and thank you.

Don't fall in love with someone casually. Once you really do, it will be fatal and you will be remembered forever. Aquarius is not used to making friends with others. It is easy to move and sensitive. It seems that I don't care about anything, and I don't care. Actually, I am accommodating each other, so I will pretend that I don't know anything. Aquarius is fair and hates hypocrisy, lies and deception. Aquarius is very emotional. As long as you really recognize your friends, you will treat them sincerely.

Twenty-three, dead zjt, hypocritical to have no friends. Hate, hate, hate. All we do is follow people.

Twenty-four, more and more hate to look through the circle of friends, more and more disgusted with the circle of friends, a hypocritical circle!

Everyone says that my emotional intelligence is too low, but I want to say that you are too hypocritical and I am just too serious. I am so excellent, so lovely, so kind. Being my friend is your blessing! ! ! I am so arrogant, welcome you to walk with me, and I don't want to leave my sight and my life as soon as possible! ! !

Twenty-six, only solar terms are clean in the circle of friends, and only solar terms have the most sharing significance. A little hypocritical space, a purpose of development, and an understanding of it. It's completely unequal and not that pure. Few people send messages or call to ask about the recent situation. The simplest greeting shows the warmth of care. After settling down, you should have a few friends to remember.

27. Dinner, etc. If it is not with familiar friends, it is really annoying. They flatter each other, say something on the table, and then keep toasting and persuading. Why do some people like these hypocritical occasions?

Twenty-eight, it is often said that organic convergence. Let's meet next time. Do contact me next time. Rude and hypocritical. However, I especially understand the feeling that the other party will not want to disturb and trouble a good friend like me. I think I might go to your city to get married and have children. I'm sorry to bother you.

Twenty-nine, I hate "can I be friends from the beginning?" This makes me feel hypocritical and insulting. You don't even know me, so make friends. I'll have your mother.

30. I feel that this is an unscrupulous place to vent, and I can start recording bits and pieces without facing the so-called hypocritical circle of friends. Ha ha, how nice! Ok, I admit, because the Chinese New Year is coming soon, so I'm not calm!

Thirty-one, some friends are worthy of your heart, some are just ordinary friends or just superficial friends, so hypocrisy is only for those who need hypocrisy, not in front of sincere friends.

32. The society told my friend who helped me when I fell that I would cherish the dog that stepped on my foot when I fell, and I would knock him down when selling iron: straightforwardness is always more straightforward than hypocrisy.

Thirty-three, I don't like watching friends circle, hypocrisy, work, chicken soup and pyramid schemes, but it makes me feel clean.

To tell the truth, I am a very arrogant person. Humility is sometimes hypocritical. We should take into account the feelings of our friends, and consider the folk custom of China people shooting themselves in the head. Pretending to be humble will lose the truth. Look at Ni, these children, they have no scruples to publicize their ambitions and vent their temper. It took me a long time to understand that, in fact, I was an arrogant person from a very young age. It's just that I don't have strong parents to protect me. I was too young at that time, and I knew I couldn't fight the big environment at that time. Fortunately, I survived.

35. There may be no such thing as right or wrong, only whether you are willing or not. Would you? Society is the true story of Zhen Xuan. For yourself, you always have to be a two-faced person, and I just don't like such a person. Is this the only way to succeed? A friend is a friend, without hypocrisy. I don't envy or hate it, but it makes me feel that my friends are far away.

36. You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you. You don't know that people are awesome until your friends hurt you.

Isn't it terrible to have no friends in life? It is enough to have relatives, lovers and children, because friends don't care about you at all ~ because money is not enough, let alone beauty, and it is hypocritical to attract friends! I give up my friends because we are just classmates!

38. I have never felt the same way. You don't know my story. Life is cruel, growth comes at a price, and we can always make happiness real. Innocence and simplicity have all passed, people have become hypocritical, and there are too many precautions and misunderstandings between people. Sometimes the nerves are too sensitive. The harm between relatives and friends is gradually drifting away, and those who thought they could be friends for life and death suddenly disappeared. Really tired.

39. I really don't understand some contemporary young people whose values and concepts are seriously distorted. Make-up is dissolute, external conditions are good, low-key behavior is hypocritical, going to dinner after work is a wave, going out to parties is rich in nightlife, and there are a lot of sexual friends without boyfriends, but it is women who often denigrate women in this way. Are these people too self-abased and conceited, or are they too ignorant of the world?

A true friend is like the sun, where it shines, it shines. False friends are like the moon, and the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is different. A sincere person walks into his heart. A hypocrite fades out of sight as soon as he leaves. Sincere people, once they get to know each other, are like old friends returning. A hypocritical person, who has known each other all his life, finds it difficult to talk to each other at first. If the encounter between people is fate, then people get along with each other sincerely.

Forty-one, people come and go, people leave. So boring. Friends who feel unreliable still feel unreliable, and friends who feel fake now feel hypocritical. The first feeling is a lifetime, I firmly believe. Hehe, this is the impression and feeling of labor and capital before and now. I'm sorry, I still can't trust you. A lifelong friend is a lifelong friend, no, never. You've had enough of your disguise. see you again

42, I want to breathe, I want fresh air, I want pure friendship; No empty circle of friends, no false purpose; Never change the sincerity of being a man and the persistence of art; Clean mental health, 20xx, we must change the quality of life and put an end to all negative energy interference. I would rather be normal than agree.

Forty-three, life tells us that it is normal to meet and separate, and we don't need to care too much. Eat and drink well to live up to the years, don't waste time, make friends with kind people and laugh at hypocrisy, that's all. And remember, there must be something hateful about the poor, so don't pity them.

Forty-four, I really can't stand Yang Mi's pretentious hypocrisy. Others are really suffering. She is responsible for performing Hardship every day. Why is it so disgusting? She is a woman, too. Tong Liya, who is weaker than her, is struggling with all her strength. She can go straight to the show and then go home and wait for marketing hype and a bunch of blind flattery. However, gourmets are still friends with him. . . I hope she is hypocritical to others and sincere to her friends, but it is impossible to see her past misdeeds.

Forty-five, so I seldom make real friends after work! Many of them are carried in front of them, and the swings fall with the wind. That's fucking hypocritical! Labor and capital are also stupid, treat others sincerely, but others play with you as a fool! If I fucking believe you in the future, labor and capital will die a natural death!

46. No matter how sincere you are, anyone who doubts you is a lie! No matter how simple a person is, he just has a plan when he meets a complicated person! An honest enemy is better than a false friend.

Forty-seven, no phone calls, no money, hypocrisy. What the hell is this? I treat people as friends too much!

Be friends with me, will you put away your talent? Stop being hypocritical, okay?

Satire a friend's signature.

First, why do we all give darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and not afraid of the dark. . .

Second, everyone is equal before money and unequal before fate.

Third, don't tell me when you break up: in fact, you are very careless, so you still dump me?

Fourth, beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

Fifth, the time is too thin and the fingers are too wide. (I like it)

6. The stupidest person in the world is called experience by his own experience.

Seven, to live is to jump in the twists and turns.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

Nine, where there are plenty of herbs in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a flower.

Ten, you are a frog in the well, or you didn't even run to the well. . .

Eleven, people don't YY waste teenagers!

Twelve, you are really a tree, talk easy?

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

When you chase the prince charming in your heart, the frog waiting for you is actually a prince and will be caught. . .

Fifteen, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

Sixteen years old, I used to miss my love, but I didn't really love it. . .

Seventeen, if you have learned to be sincere, I think that after you turn around, people around you will not spit again.

Eighteen, children take reward toys as partners, and adults treat their partners as toys.

Nineteen, it is not that my happiness must be based on your pain, but that you should let your pain make me happy. . .

Twenty, there are many kinds of villains, street villains and despicable people are different, there are good villains and bad villains, and street villains are good people. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

Twenty-two, if you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front.

Twenty-three, ugliness is really hard for you, running out in the morning to scare people, and running out at night to scare ghosts.

Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.

Twenty-five, I can't eat anything you want. It's disgusting!

Twenty-six, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you.

Why do we all give darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and not afraid of darkness. . .

Twenty-eight I plan to open a slimming gym in the future. Remember to sign up

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Thirty, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Thirty-one, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Thirty-two, I don't remember my heart, and I usually report it on the spot.

33. In the early days of love, men like to play the role of savior; At the end of love, women like to play the role of victims.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

Thirty-five, stand tall and pee far.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

Thirty-seven, I didn't expect a person to be so naive, and stupid and naive!

If you want to know a man thoroughly, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

Thirty-nine, saying that people in previous lives are deceiving themselves; It is said that people in the next life are lying to others.

40. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

Forty-one, you are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessories are, they can't compare with the original ones. What's more, your accessories are only defective.

Forty-two, if you don't need a reason to love someone, then you don't need a reason to hate someone.

43. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

Forty-four, crowded bus is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

Forty-five, many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

Forty-six, gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

47. A true good friend is not that we have endless topics together, but that we won't feel embarrassed even if we don't talk.

Forty-eight, I knew you were Uber when I opened my eyes.

False personality signature

1. Love can't be distributed, it can only be pure and only given to one person.

2. Loved people, missed souls. Once owned, it is eternal.

Those who love you are absolutely active, and those who don't love you are absolutely passive.

Sadness is not innate, but begins from the moment of love.

The person I trust most taught me not to trust anyone.

6. Wearing strange clothes and singing lonely songs.

7. When we meet again, is your smile still out of reach?

8. Behind us, there are sad sunshine everywhere, and shadows are dancing on it.

9. Will the feelings you give be rewarded?

10. Humming a sad melody, even some songs can be so sensational without lyrics.

1 1. Go back to the melody we started and lose memory in the notes.

12. In retrospect, I am only a little older this year than last year.

13. If the memory becomes fragments, it is because it is full of heartache.

14. I like fighting with you all my life.

15. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.

16. Can you give me a reason to leave, and don't let me look at your sweetness in ignorance?

17. The lost youth can't stand my extravagance.

18. We don't know how far the end of the road is, but I'd like to go with you.

19. Mom said that beauty is often fragile, so don't pursue perfection.

20. There is no sacrifice without regrets, so there is no natural gratitude.

2 1. Why did you leave me when you clearly know that I am a person who won't refuse?

22. That dream was a bone-chilling pain.

23. How wronged it is to have that face with you.

You are not as good as I thought, but I just can't help thinking about you.

25. You asked me not to leave, and then I was judged as an obstacle, waiting for the last blank.

26. What is the concept of waiting for me and waiting for you?

27. What you see is the truth, not the truth.

28. You are tired. I have your shoulders to lean on and be integrated with you.

29. You are something I can't stop, and I can't forget it once.

I would rather hurt myself than the person I like.

3 1. In fact, youth is already a great wealth.

Thousands of years ago, if you were a peach blossom, you would think of love and tenderness.

33. Love, love, love, we don't understand all our lives. Walking in the world of mortals, we lead a drunken life.

34. If only I knew how to ignore you.

35. If there is separation after meeting, I hope I have never met them.

36. Life needs a kind of comfort to touch the wound.

37. After a long time, even the only remaining memories were blown away by the breeze.

The world is so blurred that I can't even see you.

39. Who can understand who is deeply in love and who is leaving?

40. Missing burns in memory, and you can only give up when you can't reach it with your hands.

4 1. I am a little lonelier than you, because you can't read.

42. I am not afraid of death, but I am afraid of an inescapable life.

43. My sky is waiting for my arrival and development.

44. I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

I miss you very much, but I don't want to see you.

46. We are all very sad. Your leaving without saying goodbye abandoned the dream of youth.

47. I want to write something to comfort my heart, but I can't write anything.

48. I will always be the abandoned person, won't I?

49. Accustomed to camouflage, it seems that I can't get rid of this dress.

50. I wanted to speak, but I was silent. I want to break up, and I feel very uncomfortable. I finally broke down.

5 1. Sunflowers only see the sun, and you don't only see me.

Thank you for your beauty, but I won't forget it.

53. How can you compete with fireworks if you are insincere?

54. Long-distance love is not only love, but also persistence.

55. Pandas are forbidden to take part in Spring Festival travel rush because they burn too much incense!

56. Love without love is ambiguous.

57. Some things must be strong, but you can choose to tell them.

58. It turns out that letting go is a suffocating pain.

59. Goodbye, time. Goodbye, I like the old me.

60. How dare you talk about love in this difficult age of life?

6 1. I have been with you all my life. I won't leave, I won't let go, I'm desperate.

62. Pretending to be B, like peeling onions, is about hierarchy.

63. Always lie to yourself and let your tears wet your heart.