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University drama with the theme of red revolution. . . . Urgently beg

The drama Unforgettable Red Mushroom

Deng Jiaxian: Vice Minister Qian, you gave us charcoal. What would you do? In fact, we have already proposed

Ways to deal with colds ...

Bowl: Yes, when the cold is unbearable, we often "vault". ...

Deng Jiaxian: Let's jump. Wan, you jump. ...

Bowl: Good! (Run over and skip Deng Jiaxian. Everyone is very happy. It's my turn to be a horse!

[Dayuan bent down to be a "horse", and Zheng jumped up from him, followed by Deng Jiaxian. Deng Jiaxian fainted while running away. ...

Everyone: (wai) Lao Deng, Lao Deng!

Big bowl: He is hungry. We shouldn't have eaten his wowotou just now!

Zuo Ling: Yes, there is "immortal soup" ...

[Deng Jiaxian wakes up,

Deng Jiaxian: You ... I'm fine ... Just now, my shoelace was loose and I tripped. ...

He squatted down to lift his shoes, but he couldn't. Cyrus went over to help him. When he touched it, he felt nothing.

Yes, lift his trouser leg, press it, and you will faint.

Qian Lushi: Are you puffy? !

Deng Jiaxian: (Hiding left and right feet alternately, laughing) Hey, it's okay. ...

Qian Lushi: Where are the others? (Touching someone else's leg quickly and painfully) You are all swollen! (to Zhang

Oh, no, our scientists are all swollen! (He holds Zuo Ling's tea urn) This is "God".

Fairy soup "This is obviously soy sauce soup. ...

Deng Jiaxian: Vice Minister Qian, soy sauce is a little nutritious …

Qian Lushi: Don't lie to me! That soy sauce is not made of soybeans and has no nutrition! You burn the midnight oil to solve the key problems,

Eat on this, look at me as a minister ... (hit yourself.

Deng Jiaxian: Vice Minister Qian, I can't blame you. At present, people all over the country are starving. I heard that even Chairman Mao was cut off.

Meat. We can make it! We can really get through this!

[The telephone is ringing. Zuo Ling, pick up.

Zuo Ling: Hello. Yes, it's the theory department. Yes, Vice Minister Qian and Mr. Zhang are here. All right, all right.

Yes (To Qian) Vice Minister Qian, I am Marshal Nie from the hospital. He asked you to answer the phone.

Words.

Qian Lushi: (answering the phone) Hello, Nie Shuai! Yes, we are in the theory department. Their situation is not very good, Ke.

Scientists are spitting! They stay up late by drinking soy sauce soup! I can't help crying.

[Nie Rongzhen's voice-over came over the phone: "National defense scientists are national treasures, and we would rather not eat them.

We can't let them starve! I want to beg alms from the army and my old men! I want to tell you.

They: Our national defense scientists are bloated, and we can't let them stay up hungry.

Solve the problem! You are quick to save the emergency, help with soybeans, flour, rice and vegetables, whatever you have.

Our national defense science and technology team, help our scientists! "

Everyone: Nie Shuai, thank you!

[Lights dim. Deng Jiaxian and the research team are at their desks.

Bowl: Good news, comrades. The canteen sells braised pork at noon today!

Zheng et al: Really?

Bowl: Since Nie Shuai gave us charity, the people of the whole country have been supporting us. Today we can finally

Have a braised pork! Line up! (Wait with Zheng Xiao.

[Zhao Guangzong takes the calculation results.

Zhao Guangzong: Lao Deng, Lao Deng!

Deng Jiaxian: Zhao Guangzong, the canteen sells braised pork. ...

Zhao Guangzong: I roughly estimated the parameters of Soviet experts. This is wrong and can't exist.

Yes!

Deng Jiaxian: What? what did you say ? /Excuse me?

Zhao Guangzong: I also checked the design scheme of our department, and we are right!

Deng Jiaxian: Are we right?

Zhao Guangzong: The plan you took us to tackle key problems is right!

Deng Jiaxian: (Hugging Zhao) Thank you!

Zhao Guangzong: (Sorry) I was wrong the other day. Please criticize me.

Deng Jiaxian: No, you are right! If you don't hold back that energy, you won't find another way to calculate today's.

Results! Thank you very much I hope you will often find fault with me in the future!

Zhang Jue: (coming over) Zhao Guangzong, you have made an important discovery, which can prove that the parameters left by Ivanovna are wrong.

what's up

Zhao Guangzong: (handing him the manuscript paper) Yes, you see, this is my calculation …

Zhang Jue: Are you kidding?

Zhao Guangzong: How can it be wrong? I can show you calculus in public!

Zhang Jue: OK, please inform Vice Minister Qian and related experts to come to our hospital for a meeting this afternoon.

Say we got the beard of the dragon king!

Secretary Wang: Yes!

Zhang Jue: (excitedly to Deng) Great! If your design is correct, we will remit it to Premier Zhou as soon as possible.

Report, the dawn is ahead!

[The lights are dim. Transition. Premier Zhou's office is brightly lit, and the clock strikes 1 1 at night. Cyrus to Zhou Enlai and so on.

People reported the design of the atomic bomb.

Qian Lushi: Premier, around the mystery left by Soviet experts, we have three design schemes before and after. After eight months of argumentation, we ruled out the other two, and the scheme designed by Deng Jiaxian and others passed.

Zhou Enlai: OK! We got the tap!

Qian Lushi: On this basis, Deng Jiaxian produced a report on China's atomic bomb master plan, according to

According to this report, China will explode the first atomic bomb within the scheduled time.

Zhou Enlai: Good. With the atomic bomb, we will be different in front of the world! Today, it is Deng Jiaxian.

Give us a report on China's atomic bomb master plan?

Qian Lushi: Yes, they should have arrived.

[Deng Jiaxian with drawings and Zhang Jue, etc.

Zhou Enlai: Are you Deng Jiaxian? On behalf of the party and the people, I congratulate you and your research team.

Deng Jiaxian: (nervous) Premier Zhou! (Bowing, the drawing falls to the ground) Yes, I'm sorry.

Zhou Enlai: What's wrong with you?

Deng Jiaxian: Me, me. ...

Qian Lushi: Jiaxian, don't be nervous.

Zhou Enlai: (deliberately joking) Hey, they told me that you are a doctor doll, and sure enough, there you are.

The youngest, don't tremble. We are old and have high blood pressure. You're shaking.

Will make our blood pressure tremble!

[Everyone laughed, and so did Deng Jiaxian.

Qian Lushi: Prime Minister, what he means is that the table is too small to hold the drawings. ...

Zhou Enlai: Can you put it on the carpet? When we command the war, we often put the map on the ground.

go to ...

[Deng Jiaxian spread the drawing on the ground, and Kan Kan talked about it.

Deng Jiaxian: Premier, we have broken through the design of atomic bomb from the line of "material state under high temperature and high pressure"

great ...

[Music, the chorus "China Men" drowned Deng Jiaxian's voice. ...

The lights changed, the countdown bell rang, and the prelude to the atomic bomb explosion was repeated. ...

[Zhang Jue (in his fifties) landed with a heavy heart with a telegram and a plane ticket.

Zhang Jue: Comrade Jia Xian!

Deng Jiaxian: Manager Zhang!

Zhang Jue: Hey, look at this. Give him the telegram.

Deng Jiaxian: A telegram?

Zhang Jue: Your mother is dying. ...

Deng Jiaxian: Mom? !

Zhang Jue: This is the ticket to Beijing. The jeep is waiting for you outside and will take you to Urumqi airport at once!

I have prepared enough water and dry food for you, and the jeep will walk on the Gobi desert for a day and a night! pay attention to

Safe, have a safe trip!

Deng Jiaxian: (in great pain) Mom ... (He walks to the front of the stage at a loss. ...

[Another performance area. Mother Deng is lying in the operating car, and people are pushing her into the emergency room. Deng musheng

Call: "Jia Xian! Jia county-". Lucy (in her thirties) takes a red bulletin board bus.

Lucy: Mom! Mom!

Deng Mu: (stands up) Jiaxian, where is my Jiaxian? Mom can't. Let mom see him again. ...

Lucy: Mom, Jia will be back soon. Don't worry, don't worry!

Deng Mu: I'm, I'm afraid I won't see him. ...

Lucy: no, mom, really not! Mom, you have to hold on, hold on!

Deng Mu: (Listen) Oh, it seems that gongs and drums are beating outside to celebrate the festival.

Lucy: Yes, Mom. (Give her the communique) An atomic bomb has just exploded in our country. ...

Deng Mu: Er, OK ... But when can Jiaxian come back?

Lucy: Soon, really soon, Mom. ...

Nurse: Let me do it. (Help push the car down)

Lucy: (shouting anxiously) Jiaxian! Where the hell are you? Do you know that mom is dying? how do you

Still not coming back? A week ago, I asked your organization to help me send a telegram. Don't you get it?

Really? Where are you? What the hell are you doing (turning off the lights.

Deng Jiaxian: (Inner monologue) Mom, mom! These two days are my happiest and most comfortable days. What about you?

Will suddenly leave me at this time? Mom, don't go. My son is angry with you.

The whole country is angry! We just set off a big firecracker. I haven't told you the good news yet. How could you?

Can't you walk? Oh, my God, why is that? ! Why is the disaster of extinction bound to follow?

Today is a big day, isn't it? Why am I just in tears and didn't have time to have a drink to celebrate?

Wine, fate will make me accept the pain of losing my mother? No, I'm not a hero on stage.

Not a person who does not eat human fireworks and does not move the true feelings; I am just an ordinary scientist, yes.

An ordinary person, I can't stand this torture.

[Behind the scenes came the voice of mother singing Huaining folk songs:

"If you touch your stomach, all diseases will disappear.

Tell your son to eat less and eat more. ...

Deng Jiaxian: (painfully) Mom, Mom! Since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety can't be satisfactory. Please forgive me! Kneel and shine in the song "Good Cultural Revolution". Zhang Jue wears black veil to sweep the floor, and Zheng Xiao sweeps the floor.

Broom help him. ...

Zheng: Chief, I'm coming!

Zhang Jue: Zheng, what are you doing? Go back! Don't let anyone see you with me!

Zheng: No, I want to stay with you. You are not a ghost, you are Hong Haier, the old revolution, and you are.

Authentic * * * member!

Zhang Jue: (looking around) Well, stop it, there's something you have to do quickly! I stayed up all night last night,

The more I think about it, the more I feel that there is one thing that needs to be done urgently. Do it quickly and can't stop for a moment! then ...

This is our hydrogen bomb research and development, so hurry up! Things are developing very fast, and I don't know what will happen next.

You tell Lao Deng that you must be clear-headed and never slow down the development of hydrogen bombs.

incision ...

A group of rebels rushed up.

Rebel A: Knock down the capitalist roader Zhang Jue!

Zheng Xiao: (jumping up to protect Zhang Jue) Don't you dare!

Rebel B: He is a royalist. Take him with you! (Go up and catch Zheng.

【 Deng Jiaxian (42) Zhao Guangzong chaos.

Deng Jiaxian: Captain Wang, where are you taking Secretary Zhang?

Zuo Ling: Lao Deng, didn't you tell me yesterday that there was going to be an important meeting in the Ministry this morning!

Deng Jiaxian: Premier Zhou instructed national defense scientific research institutions not to participate in the Cultural Revolution for the time being! Don't mess around!

Rebel B: Stupid? You are responsible for what you say!

Zuo Ling: Deng, we are not joking. We are carrying out the instructions of the Central Leading Group for Cultural Revolution to the letter.

Show!

Zhao Guangzong: Zuo Ling, I beg you, for the sake of husband and wife, stay out of this matter!

Zuo Ling: Zhao Guangzong, er, no, Comrade Zhao Aiguo, you don't have a revolution yourself, so don't hold me back, okay?

Okay?

Zhao Guangzong: Zuo Ling, whatever you ask me to do, I will listen to you. You said that my name was unreasonable, and I respect my ancestors.

This has promoted Zixiu. Well, if you let me call Zhao, I will call Zhao! But what happened today, you

Anyway, listen to me! Let's go home!

Rebel A: Who is Zhang Jue? It depends on which route he takes! Comrades of the revolution, you are absolutely Qian Qian.

Don't be fooled by him!

Rebellion B: (Shouting slogans) Down with capitalist roader Zhang Jue!

Rebel A: Zuo Ling, come on, give him a sign!

[Zuo Ling chickened out.

Rebel A: Zuo Ling, this is a test for you by the revolutionary masses!

[Zuo Ling walked to the front of the opening Angle, raise interrogates the brand. When she met Zhang Jiao's eyes, she couldn't do it. ...

Rebellion B: (Shouting slogans) Revolution is not a treat!

Zhang Jue: Zuo Ling, hang up!

Zuo Ling: (I put up a sign for him, but my tears fell)

Zhang Jue: (shouting) Comrades, you should race against time to carry out bomb research!

Rebel B: (hitting him with a stick) You are still inciting the masses to suppress the revolution with scientific research!

Zheng Xiao: (Caught and jumping up) Don't hit his leg! He still has enemy shrapnel on his leg!

The rebels shouted slogans to take Zhang Jue away and push Zheng to the ground.

Deng Jiaxian: (to help him) Zheng Xiao. ...

Zheng Xiao: (crying) What is this?

Zuo Ling: (fascinated) What happened to me?

Zhao Guangzong: Zuo Ling, let's go home …

[Slogans came from a distance. ...

Zuo Ling: No, I have to keep up with the revolutionary ranks ... I have to keep up with the revolutionary ranks.

【 Static field.

Deng Jiaxian: It seems that if we don't hurry up, the development of the hydrogen bomb will really fall through!

[a little in a panic.

Diandian: Dad! Dad, mom. ...

Deng Jiaxian: What's the matter, Spot?

Diandian: (The preface doesn't follow) Many rebels, medical students, have come. They robbed their home and took their mother away.

Yes!

Deng Jiaxian: Lucy!

Lucy comes with a tall hat, and Deng Jiaxian and Diandian go up and hug her. ...

Deng Jiaxian: Lucy! Lucy ... it's me, Lucy!

Lucy: I'm not a bad person, I'm not a ghost, I'm not the executor of the black line of bourgeois education, I ...

No sin, no sin!

Deng Jiaxian: You are not a bad person, you are not a monster! I know, I know you!

Lucy: (looking at the top hat in dismay) I'm finished, I'm completely finished!

Diandian: (crying) Mom!

Deng Jiaxian: Lucy, hold on, hold on! I'm here anyway! In my heart, you

Always so honest! You are not a bad person, they made a mistake, they must have made a mistake!

Lucy: Jiaxian, how can I live next? I love medicine, but I won't be allowed to take a scalpel again;

I love students, but they think I am the enemy! My ideal content doesn't belong to me now,

I don't know what else is reliable. Do you understand my heart?

Deng Jiaxian: Yes, of course I understand!

Diandian: Mom, let's go home!

Deng Jiaxian: Forget it. Go home. Lucy, do you remember this word: care for each other! Lucy: Help each other. ...

Deng Jiaxian: Yes, care about each other! No matter what happens, I'm here! I can't give you happiness in my life.

Yes, but I will be husband and wife with you ... Diandian, go and get your mother a glass of water!

Lucy: (hugs him) Jiaxian! I haven't leaned on your shoulder like this for a long time. I'm really tired, Jiaxian!

Deng Jiaxian: I know. Stay a little longer if you can!

Diandian: Mom, drink water. (Feeding Lucy water) Dad, will the rebels come again tonight?

Deng Jiaxian: ... Maybe not.

Diandian: Dad, I'm so scared! Don't work overtime tonight, and don't leave me and mom, okay?

Deng Jiaxian: …

Diandian: Dad! Can't you stay with us for one night? Dad, I'm scared. Mom has been fighting like this.

My brother is at grandma's house again, and I am alone at home with my mother. I'm scared, really scared! Our classmates

His mother was taken away by the rebels at night, and his mother never came back ...

Just stay home with us for one night, just one night! Otherwise, we will "guess the nail shell", I

If you win, you won't work overtime, okay, dad?

Deng Jiaxian: (shaking his head) Diandian, good boy, I really want to stay at home with you, but (looking at Lucy) I ..

I can't stop working ... a little, forgive dad. ...

Diandian: (asking Lucy for help) Mom-

Lucy: Jiaxian, you can ignore this family at ordinary times. Tonight, stay. My children and I will.

Need you very much ...

Deng Jiaxian: (Determined) Good! I won't work overtime tonight!

Diandian: (cheers) Good dad, you are really my good dad, the best and best dad in the world! Dad,

Are you hungry? I'll cook dinner for you and mom. This is a note!

Deng Jiaxian: (sad) Diandian, let me-

Diandian: No, I will. I will do many things. When I grow up ... (Run down.

Deng Jiaxian: Diandian! She is only 12 years old! I feel sorry for her ... I'm not a good father or husband.

Honey, I didn't take care of you, I didn't protect you ... (Go over and pick up the tall hat.

Lucy: Don't break it. They said they would ... and ... tomorrow.

Deng Jiaxian: (helplessly looking at the hat pasted in the newspaper) Alas! Suddenly, he saw something on the red fork.

How come? (reading the words on the top hat) The French government announced plans. ...

Explosive hydrogen bomb! Lucy, I-

Lucy: What's wrong? ...

Dehar: Do you understand why you want to go back? People should develop to that level in an environment that suits them.

To show his value. Look at Mr. Yang Zhenning. Can't you be like him?

Deng Jiaxian: There is a saying in China: Everyone has his own ambition. Brother Zhenning has been determined to win the Nobel Prize since he was a child. We all are.

Know! Today, he is very close to success, and now he will give up all his previous efforts when he returns to China. And I'm different. I

I haven't started my career yet. I want to do something in my own country and my family is poor.

People are lying to me, and today's events have made me understand this truth even more: we need someone to go back and help us.

A home! Brother Zhenning, we are all sons of our motherland. If my brother rushes outside, so does my brother.

Holding that home at home, isn't it? You must win the Nobel Prize and live up to our expectations in China!

Miss Du, I can't attend your wedding. Let's meet in Beijing!

Yang Zhenning: jia county …

Deng Jiaxian: Professor Qian, please give me a plane ticket to China. I want to go home!

Qian Lushi: (feeling gratified, taking out the ticket) I wish you a pleasant journey and say hello to your parents! (Hugging him)

Do you remember the song that we used to sing when we were studying at Southwest Associated University? (Singing:

China men-

Deng Jiaxian: (continues to sing) China men,

Put your hands in the air.

Yang Zhenning and Li Du: (Singing together) The Yangtze River is the east of Asia.

The majestic Kunlun Mountain stands proudly in the sky.

China lasted for five thousand years,

How many chivalries in ancient and modern times,

Huang Chenyan's broken head naturally made great efforts.

Up to now, the blood is still red.

The song was interrupted and Qian Lushi was taken away by the gendarmerie. ...

Qian Lushi: Jiaxian, don't forget to read Mr. Wen Yiduo's poems. ...

Deng Jiaxian: I remember-(reciting.

There is a saying that it is a curse.

A word can light a fire.

Although no one has said it for 5 thousand years,

Can you guess the silence of the volcano?

Maybe he was suddenly possessed,

Suddenly there was a thunderbolt in the sky:

Explosion:

Our China!