Are there any short English jokes recently?

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

student: I can't point out but I know the answer.

teacher: please tell us.

student: the sparrow is best the sparrow and the sparrow is best the sparrow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Can anyone point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

teacher: please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

2.

The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." Replied the little girl.

Fishing net

"Can you tell me what fishing net is made of, Ann?" The teacher asked.

"A fishnet is made by tying many small holes together with ropes." The little girl replied.

3.

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" Asked his mother.

"I didnt like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too ..."

The new teacher

On September 1st, George came home from school.

"George, do you like your new teacher? "Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three makes six, but later she said that two plus four makes six. "

4.

A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

A physics exam

In a physics exam, when the students were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question.

The question is: Why do we always see the lightning first and then hear the thunder when it thunders?

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: we played who could lean out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He was injured.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" Asked his mother.

"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? "

" She is the one who sells the candy. "

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She is a candy seller."

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? " "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father went home with his youngest son. The child is at the age when he is interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see them as four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the ro om quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, Sir," Replied the boy.

Hospitality

As there was no cheese at home when the guests were eating apple pie, the hostess apologized to everyone. The little boy in this family left the house quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

English joke

Last Friday, I wore an Adidas dress to play ball. When an American saw it, he laughed at me and said, "Do you

know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex. I've been thinking about

sex all day, and the abbreviation is Adidas) "I was surprised at how he reacted so quickly. When his association was so rich, an old beauty next to me helped me out. He said that there was a famous choir Korn. One of their signature songs is

A.D.I.D.A.S, (All Day I Dream About Sex), so this allusion is familiar to many Americans

! It's your turn to make fun of America next time.