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Writing around the central meaning-
Chinese characters have rich cultural connotations, because each Chinese character has its own story. And my favorite word is "laugh". When I was a child, I was a smart-ass person. Because I was smart, I often joked.
That was when I was six years old. One day. Grandma planted pumpkin seeds underground. I quickly asked my grandma, "Why did grandma scatter pumpkin seeds on the ground?" Stop frying and eat? Grandma said, "Silly boy, you reap what you sow!" ! "Next spring, pumpkin seeds will bear a lot of big pumpkins to ensure that your little belly is full."
I thought: since planting pumpkin seeds can grow pumpkins, can that kind of chocolate grow a lot of chocolate? If that's the case, I won't have to beg my mother to buy me chocolate.
So I couldn't wait to run home and get a small shovel. I dug a small hole in the flowerpot and put a pack of chocolates in it. From then on, I learned from my grandmother's appearance, watered my chocolate every day and murmured, "Little chocolate, grow up quickly!" " "
After many days, I dug up the soil to see if it sprouted, but the chocolate still lay there quietly and didn't grow at all. I was angry and anxious. Grandma's pumpkin seedlings are over an inch tall.
Dad seems to notice something. He asked, "What the hell are you doing, son?" "No ... nothing." I said falteringly, in fact, I was unconvinced and thought, well, you don't have to worry about me in the future. I can grow my own candy, chocolate and anything I want. I'm free.
At one time, when no one was around, I came to the balcony and dug up the soil. I was shocked. The chocolate is covered with mold and smells bad.
Sadly, I ran to my grandmother and asked, "Why didn't my chocolate sprout?" I confused my grandmother, so I had to tell the whole story. Grandma smiled and said, "Silly boy, chocolate is artificial, of course you can't grow it." "
Is this story funny? But "laughter" can make people laugh. How can the world be colorful if people can't laugh?
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