Jokes about fire safety

One day, the mathematician decided that he had had enough of mathematics,

So he ran to the fire brigade and announced that he wanted to be a firefighter.

The fire chief said: "You look good, but I have to give you a test first."

The fire chief took the mathematician to the alley in the backyard of the fire brigade,

There is a warehouse, a fire hydrant and a hose in the alley.

The fire chief asked: "Suppose there was a fire in the warehouse, what would you do?"

The mathematician replied: "I connected the fire hydrant to the hose, turned on the water hose, and put out the fire. ”

The fire chief said: “Exactly!

Last question: Suppose you walked into the alley and there was no fire in the warehouse, what would you do? ”

The mathematician thought for a long time in confusion, and finally replied: "I will light the warehouse on fire."

The fire chief shouted: "What? It's terrible! Why did you light the warehouse on fire?" ”

The mathematician replied: “In this way, I have reduced the problem to a problem that I have already solved.”

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A building. When a fire broke out, the firefighters arrived and asked the mahjong players: "How many people are in this building?"

The mahjong players didn't listen to him. One of them looked at his mahjong and said : "Forty thousand!"

The firefighter was startled, and then asked: "How many people came out?"

Another person said: "Twenty thousand!"

The firefighter asked again: "What about the rest?"

One person covered the mahjong and said loudly: "It's confused!"

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I asked my colleague: "Why do I always hear the sound of 'fire...fire...fire...' outside the window every rainy day?" ?”

He said: “Because there is a reservoir nearby”

I then asked: “Then why can I only hear it when it rains?”

He replied: "Because the reservoir only has water when it rains, do you understand?"