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The full text of cross talk "Hua Ming"?
Five girls, I remember. I've heard that girls will give me a flower name. You have to give me the name of the flower for me to listen to. Today, the girl is unhappy. Oh, what is it? I said five girls, regardless of my age, what flowers bloom all year round, I don't know, Ruan Ma, if you don't know, the girl will tell you, oh, that's great.
Ruan Ma, listen.
Flowers bloom in all seasons, which are all caused by nature.
Soft mother
Why hasn't he come yet? )
In spring, the wind blows everything, flowers are red and green, and I am in a good mood.
Peach blossoms are brilliant, pear blossoms are thick, and apricot blossoms are flourishing. Poppies are flying around the city.
(You can report to me again in summer)
Summer, Duanyang, Mayday, fiery pomegranate, white Hosta.
Love it for a while, yellow, yellow, it's raining, the lotus is out of the water, Tingting is standing in the evening wind (all the frozen lilies)
Autumn is crisp and cool, and you can enjoy chrysanthemums after the Double Ninth Festival.
Autumn maple leaves flow, sweet-scented osmanthus, especially fragrant (flowers are yellow)
There is much snow in winter, and the plum blossom snow scene shows spirit.
Daffodils add charm to the table.
Winter jasmine blooms golden (it's the Spring Festival in a blink of an eye).
I can't say a word, spring, summer, autumn and winter, flowers are like brocade.
My name is Ruan Ma, but how can anyone not like flowers? How can there be such a person?
People who love flowers cherish each other's flowers and raise each other well.
People who hate flowers hate flowers, scold them and hurt them.
Peony is the king of flowers, the gentleman in flowers is superior to others, and flowers are colorless.
He said peony is beautiful but not fragrant.
He added that roses are fragrant and beautiful when they bloom, and they panic when they have thorns.
Even if everyone enjoys the flowers, the wind and rain are particularly fragrant, and the wind blows down the buttonwood tree. Everyone else has their own shortcomings. Although this is a garden full of flowers, I have no intention of enjoying them. Ruan Ma, you lead the way and I'll go back to the embroidery room.
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