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Classic dialogue in the Silver Soul
New Eight: "Speaking of Hasegawa Taizou of the Immigration Bureau, that's the shogunate general in charge of the entry and exit of heaven and man." Shen Le: "VIP means 10 penis?" (Note: the pronunciation of the word "penis" and "VIP" is similar) Yin Shi: "No, it's the jaw of the beast." (Note: "Beast" and "Chin" are homophones of "VIP" respectively. ) Noba: (Khan) "That's what the great man means. God is happy, I said, girls can't say this word. " Hasegawa: "Don't you have everything? You can't take everything. I understand, I understand, but accept, please accept. Yin Shi: "It's too noisy. Be careful to break your sunglasses, you little bald head." Shenle: "I'll pull your beard, asshole." "Hasegawa:" Ah, baldness means baldness. You can take your beard with you. Accept it! "! ..... the situation is really bad. Our shogunate borrowed a lot of money from which country. Yin Shi: I don't care about you, that's your problem, because if a pet will be destroyed, let this country be destroyed. Prince Hada: "What do you mean by pets? Beth is like my family. " Yin Shi: "In that case, please find it yourself, idiot prince." Hasegawa: "Hey-even an idiot is a prince, a prince!" " Shen Le: "Forget that heartbreaking thing and prepare a new relationship is the modern strong woman." Hasegawa: "Not lovelorn! And not a woman! ! Although he is an idiot, he is a prince, although he is an idiot! !” Noba: "Let's listen clearly. Although he is an idiot, he is a prince, right? " Hasegawa: "Yes, he is an idiot, but he is a prince. Shen Le: "OK, idiot, but this is what the prince said. Yin Shi: Isn't that the idiot prince? Hasegawa: "I said no, although the idiot is a prince, so ... the prince's bodyguard:" You bastards, idiots come to find idiots, which is rude to the idiot prince! "Prince Hada:" ... didn't you add an idiot? Hasegawa: "This matter should be handled easily by everything. Yin Shi: "No, even if we call everything a room, we don't have to lose ourselves and beg for mercy. We are at the mercy of this idiot. "Go home, Noba, be happy." Shen Le: "Goodbye, VIP." Hasegawa: "By the way, I was going to give you a thank-you gift ..." [Yin Shi, Shen Le immediately turned his head] "What do you need us to do!" -Yin Shi "My master, please tell me!" -Shen Lexinba: "Too fast, you have to struggle for at least a while! ! ! "The seventh silver time:" Listen, adults who are lovelorn after the end of love are too fragile to get into it. " Shen Le: "Teenagers' hearts are fragile, but adults don't understand anything. "New Group of Eight:" ... After all, Yin, I am so confused that I finally want to use canned octopus. Yin Shi: "Because octopus likes to drill cans. "Shen Le:" But don't you usually drill into the jar after you die? "New Eight:" ... That's an urn. Speaking of which, I had this idea from the beginning. Yin Shi: "There are still subtle differences. After trying, I can't wait for him. "Nhachi:" we are just looking for pets! ! ! Is it necessary to be so complicated? ) such hard work has no result. Is this method feasible now? Yin Shi: Well, that's … because … that … will be useful. . "New Eight:" Do you understand what is responsible? "Shen Le:" If a man is like this, the woman who loves you will leave sadly sooner or later. Yin Shi: "Don't worry, just say a few sweet words, and women and octopus will come running happily, wagging their tails. "Shen Le:" Women have no tails. Yin Shi: "There are no octopus here. "Nhachi:" you said it yourself! ! ! "Eight [The long-sought alien octopus pet was squashed by a jar containing three people] New Eight:" Ah, isn't it a bit crushed? Yin Shi: "Don't make any noise. Anyway, let's calm down and find the time machine ... "Ye Bao:" You have to calm down! ! How is this reaction again! ! ! "Nine new eight:" I remember, this is the creature that was wiped out everywhere on TV. "How can I catch it like this? No, I should say how I bought it. " Prince Hada: "Best ... is an unknown creature found on a distant planet. Because it seems to like me, I brought it back by boat. " [Bath releases Prince Pia of Hatta with a tail and breaks a tree] Simba: "I don't like you! ! ! "Ten new eight:" I said, one yin. " Yin Shi: "Huh?" Nba: "Why is this cartoon called' Silver Soul'?" (Silver Soul, pronounced like testicles), because' Silver Soul' sounds obscene, it seems that many people don't agree to send a single. [Yao Ming issues 5 million copies with great fanfare = =] "Yin Shi:" It seems that the author's original intention is to make female high school students all over the country shout,' Nana, have you seen the silver soul this time', and to create a kind of home (at home) Japan [no one casually talks about X pills at home]. But in the end it was a complete failure. "That is inevitable. "1 1: A sticky orb is not called a new octagon: no matter how much calcium is absorbed, it will still be broken as long as it is hit by a car. Old man: A man who gambles on his reputation and drinks strawberry milk continuously is called strawberry milk man. Shenle: Oh, no, it seems that the alarm in my heart has sounded. Hamada, who calls himself a fool or an idiot, will not be angry. When I told him, he suddenly ran away in the autumn of the second grade. Nohachi: Who is Hamada? +New Eight: Why do you want to eat kelp? God is happy. Listening to such a boring thing, the only way is to seek spiritual balance from vinegar kelp. The old man went on talking about his own business! #¥¥%……——*(*)(……%¥ #¥! # Yin Shi: Give me kelp, too. +Old man: I'll give you all my inheritance. Silver Time: Really, there is really no way. I can't refuse the old man, can I? I said, don't pretend to be angry while laughing. Yin Shi: Idiot, all so-called rooms should put the guests first. What matters in life is neither money nor opera. This is love. Shen Le: This is the young man who has forgotten his strength and care. +Shenle: Can I buy kelp with my inheritance? Yin Shi: Kelp can be plastered all over the walls of a house. +Boss: No, I don't remember anything three days ago. Yin Shi: How much is the roast chicken? "Anyway, the boss. Silver time. Please pay off my accumulated debts. . The last payment you made was 2 15 days ago, and you still owe it to the garden 272 days ago. 222 days of snacks. Yin Shi: What, are you a child who can remember all the power stations from Hokkaido to Tokyo? Don't fool me. On the other hand, we are looking for a girl named Ling Nai. Although she is a girl, that was 50 years ago, and now she is a mother-in-law. Boss: No way. I am interested in a 40-year-old woman. Then again. Silver time. Please pay off my accumulated debts. . You finally returned to the bank 2 15 days ago: it is more popular to return to pi. Boss: What you said is true? When it was silver, God slipped away happily (pay for the meal! ) boss: but what if I can't finish reciting that thing? +Nurse: Really, that sexy old man. Just pour your brain out. After all, even if I were angels in white, I would kill myself. You can give me a tip. +Yin Shi: You poor old man: Wait a minute, don't think about money, think about the poor man's death. Shenle: Is that your mouth? Yin Shi: No money, no fate, so I refused. Noba: I jumped. I'm interested in fourteen words. Shen Le: So is sick rice. I am interested in rice and sugar. What should I do if I drink too much strawberry milk during the day and want to go to the toilet at night? But the outside of the quilt is too cold to climb out of it, but my urine is getting stronger and stronger, and my sphincter is out of control. I am determined to rush to the toilet, take it off and give off this pleasure. This is my idea of living in the present. But at this moment, I found that I was not in the toilet, but in bed. I feel warm in bed, but I can't stop. I can't stop. That's the problem. This is real strawberry milk. Do you understand? All the actors in "God and Nurse" and "White Pagoda" (including Professor Cai Qian, of course? )&The last new otaku style: strawberry milk, strawberry milk, strawberry milk! ! ! +New Eight: It's been 50 years, and it won't leave any flavor. Shenle: Miss Ling Nai may have body odor. New Eight: If the body smells, teenagers have a sour love for it. You vinegar kelp girl. Yin Shi: No, no, no, please don't worry, Simba. Beauty should only smell good. No, but if a beautiful woman has a little body odor, it may be more burning than a perfect woman! Is it true?/You don't say. Somebody try it! 1)+ Shenle: You won't be Ling Nai, even if you take a hundred steps back, you will be a space warship. Deng Shi: Do you think I am a robot? +Deng Shi: Deng Shi is the name of the flower, and it is the name of the night. Real name is Ling Nai Zhitian (really, really appropriate. . . ) Shenle: Ant, are you happy to spread? Deng Shi: Don't change the subject blatantly. It's not ants, but Ling Nai+12. A person who has a good first impression will not be a real person. My mouth only exists for drinking strawberry milk and chocolate sundaes. My life is much more important than the rent. +Deng Shi: This is not a restaurant, but a porn place. Go and help me do some exercise first. At the same time, Yin also said: Have you eaten? Did you not only eat, but also drink? If you eat here, the old man won't come. +Noba: I'm lost. As soon as I have no opinion, I disappear. Please continue to enjoy yourself in the functional world. . One: Are you a prisoner? What is your meaningful struggle? God is satisfied with that guy who plays silly jokes. His fingers should be broken. If you want to go back, you might as well hug the rocket. When I came here, I succeeded in doing this. Nhachi: This is a complete joke. Silvertime: It doesn't matter. Even if she is banished from the universe, she can still live well. Shenle: I'm not a cockroach. Silver Age: What, that tone, apologize to Xiao Qiang, the highest vitality in the universe. Apologize to Xiao Qiang. . +God is sleepwalking: a friend with insomnia. Faint in front of my strength. Wow, hahahahahaha. . . . . . . . . . . . How empty life is.
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