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How to reply when others say you are greasy?

Yes, you can cook without oil tonight! You can answer with such a high eq. Some people say this because they think your expression is greasy. Maybe he thinks you're not managing your body properly now. He reminded you of your diet. Then at this time, you can reply to him like this. It means I just want to live healthily. When a girl says you are greasy, how can you reply with high EQ 1? Change a stable topic. When a girl says you are greasy, it's basically because the previous chat was too frivolous. If you don't know how to repent, the girl's affection for you will continue to decline. At this time, you can switch the topic to a steady and serious topic and stop the loss in time. Girl: You are so greasy. Boy: I don't know what you do. Girl: Front Desk Boy: I can see many new faces every day. 2. Reply "You don't like me now because you don't know me yet." Girl: You are too greasy. Boy: You don't like me now because you don't know me yet. Girl: Oh, yes. Boy: If you know me, you will definitely hit me. Ha ha ha 3. Reply "If two people want to have a story, they must have initiative. If you are thin-skinned, I can only do this. " When a girl laughs and says you are greasy, you can use this reply to further poke the window paper between you and the girl. Girl: Haha, you are too oily. Boy: If two people want to have a story, they must have initiative. If you lose weight, I can only do this. 4. Reply to "Funny, you are happier than you, and you still care about me (unhappy)". If you don't flirt with a girl and take advantage of her, but the other party says you are greasy, we can reply with this. Girl: It's too greasy. Boy: I am happier than you, but you still care about me (unhappy). Girl: Haha, I was wrong. How to reply when others say you are greasy? 2. How do girls reply when they say you are greasy? 1. Thank you for your compliment. Actually, I speak very straight. I just said what you look like in my heart, not exaggerating. I can't talk. Because you are too kind. I am telling the truth. I can not only speak, but also have a sincere heart. Do you want to test it? 4, sweet mouth, can talk, in order to get a girl. This is also a necessary skill. I'm afraid you're not being sarcastic. My speaking skills are far from perfect. It's hard to say whether I can get a girl. 6. To tell the truth, I've never been praised so much, and I'm a little flattered. 7. Thank you for looking up to me and giving me such a big hat! (chuckle) 8. To tell the truth, I started talking when I could walk. I have been used to it for so many years. What is there to be curious about? How to reply when others say you are greasy? What do girls mean when they say that boys are greasy? 1. The boy's greasy temperament means that the boy standing there gives people a greasy image, such as unkempt appearance, unshaven beard and messy clothes ... in short, it gives people an image that looks greasy. Girls deny this greasy man first, and then contact him, so why continue to contact him? 2. The appearance is fat and greasy. Although some boys look chubby, their words, behaviors and looks are not greasy, but they are quite cute. Although some men look thin, their manners always reveal an indescribable greasy feeling. Some boys are young, but they still feel greasy; Some boys are old, but they are very interesting to talk and do things. Therefore, greasy is never determined by appearance and age class. 3. The language of "greasy" girls says that boys are greasy, which means that a boy speaks greasy. Some boys tell dirty jokes regardless of the occasion and the speaker, and joke regardless of the occasion, regardless of whether others like it or not. As long as they are happy, they will be embarrassed for a time without knowing it. This greasy man is killing himself. How to change greasy personality 1 and keep it clean and tidy. Shaving is an old saying, you can't do anything safe without hair on your mouth, but you may not be able to do anything with a beard. Instead, it gives people a sloppy feeling, so shave every day. Don't look like an artist everywhere. Most people don't buy it 2, learn to dress up your own clothes, formal dress or shirt is of course the best, but it also depends on the overall dress requirements of your company. If it is not required, pay more attention to freedom. Because you are too casual, you will lose your impression. You'd better not wear slippers and beach pants to the company, especially your smelly feet, which may become biological weapons. In addition, it is suggested that 20% of the monthly consumption salary be used to buy new clothes for yourself. Clothes make the horse lean on the saddle, and you will find that clothes can improve a person's spirit. 3. Change the way you speak. Don't just think about your feelings when you talk or do things. Pay more attention to the feelings of others. Don't just want to be cheerful for a while, while most people are uncomfortable. Usually observe how people with high emotional intelligence speak and read more books to improve their speaking style, and you will find it very useful. How do girls say boys are greasy? 1, what a person does, and the greasy appearance and personality set for himself. 2, doing things aboveboard, always walking on the edge of the law. 3. greasy people on the internet mean flattery. It means that they have more social experience, understand the negative rules of society and practice them personally. 4. Men lack fighting spirit or stand still after settling down in society, and also educate others as teachers to achieve the goal of self-affirmation. What are the characteristics of greasy men? 1. foaming at the mouth. The neckline of the T-shirt stands up. The bracelet is hung on the gear of the car. 4. The gloves of the mobile phone are leather gloves that are opened left and right. 5. A suit with white socks. 6. Hang a thick gold chain around your neck. 7. I like listening to grassland songs and Wang Feng. 8. I have Pu 'er tea at home and praise my Pu 'er tea. 9. I like to wear long pants as home pants. 10, like to talk about tea culture while drinking tea. 1 1, how long the nail is. 12, the nose hair is long enough to show the nose. 13, big belly. 14, the car is sprayed with national geography, small national flag and other signs. 15, with dates and medlar in the thermos cup. 16, with long hair or beard on his head or face.