Double 11 talk about humorous classic sentences

1. Double 11 is coming, are your wallets ready? My heart can't wait!

2. The Double 11 shopping cart is full, and all that’s missing is your wallet!

3. Double 11, a day when everyone is chopping off their hands. Are you ready to chop off which hand?

4. This Double 11, I want to be a fighter in the shopping cart and grab all the discounts!

5. Double 11, do you want to buy it? Please let me know in advance so I can prepare a first aid kit for you.

6. On Double 11, my wallet started to cry again, but it will still contribute willingly.

7. On Double 11, the competition is about whose hand speed is faster and whose wallet is bigger!

8. Double 11, leave me alone and let me chop my hands quietly!

9. Double 11, my shopping cart is full, where is yours?

10. Double 11, there are so many discounts, you will be sorry if you don’t buy them!

11. On Double 11, I will not only chop off my hands, but also my feet and my tail!

12. Double 11, let’s chop our hands together, party together, and eat dirt together!

13. Double 11, the more things you have in your shopping cart, the more at ease you will feel.

14. Double 11, the time has come to test our willpower. Can we control the urge to chop our hands?

15. Double 11 is not only a day for panic buying, but also a time to test friendship.

16. Double 11, grab the coupons and prepare your wallets, let’s sprint together!

17. Double 11, don’t forget to put a lock on your wallet to prevent it from sneaking out to chop your hands.

18. Double 11, go on a shopping spree to lose weight in your wallet and inflate your mood!

19. On Double 11, you must be principled when shopping. Don’t buy a bunch of useless things.

20 and Double 11 are not only a good time for shopping, but also a good time to appreciate others shopping!