A very, very funny joke

On that day, my friend came home from work and successfully passed his wife's "security check": there was no perfume of other women and no long hair of other women. His wife poured him a cup of tea with satisfaction.

The friend just breathed a sigh of relief, but his wife began to stare at him intently: "I find that you have been very dishonest recently ..."

As soon as the friend heard this, he immediately entered the "alert state". Although I don't know why his wife said this, he quickly filtered out some recent things in his mind: private money was hidden behind the wedding photos, and he spoke to several sisters on the phone a few days ago, but the number was deleted immediately after the phone call, so she should have no handle.

Thinking of this, my friend was calm and pretended to be wronged: "What did I do to me? I am honest enough! "

The wife sneered: one hero and three gangs, your friends among the flowers, chivalrous people invite you to play cards and drink regularly, and you don't know what to do behind your back. Are they all helping each other?

My friend is afraid to answer the phone easily because she can't figure out the meaning of her words.

"Where's your mobile phone? Give it to me. " The wife ordered.

My friend quickly handed it over.

My wife said with a big smile, "Now let's do a little experiment."

I saw her with a sly orange face holding a gifted scholar's mobile phone and starting to dial: "Brother Hua, how are you?" I am Xiaofeng. "

This flower brother is my friend's best friend. What did his wife call him for? My friend wants to know.

"Our home is there? It's past working hours and he hasn't come home yet. There is an emergency at home, and I am anxious to find him. "

When Brother Hua heard that he was my friend's wife, he replied like a chicken eating rice: "Yes, yes, he is here with me! What? Put him on the phone. He just went to WC, I'll call you, and so on! "

"Why doesn't he answer the phone?"

Brother Hua is very clever. He said quickly, "He is busy at the moment and can't answer the phone. Tell you what, I'll ask him to call you later. "

Wife: "Well, thank you. Come to my house another day. "

At this time, my friend's head began to sweat.

A few seconds later, my friend's cell phone rang wildly. His wife gave him a proud look and pressed the answer key, only to hear Brother Hua say in a hurry, "Bro, that was a close call. Your wife called for you. I lied to you. Where is your boy happy? Are you dating your sister? Haha, call your wife quickly and say that you are with me. " How about it? Is it enough, buddy? Tomorrow you have to invite our brothers to have a meal ... "