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How should I reply when a girl says it’s so hot today?

An example reply to a girl who said it is so hot today is as follows:

1. Reply with reverse thinking

The so-called reverse thinking is to go against the usual thinking. For example, if a girl is Ask you questions while chatting, and you will answer the questions directly because of your habitual thinking. There is nothing wrong with such a reply, but it cannot arouse the girl's emotional ups and downs, and the chat will naturally become boring.

If you want girls to feel your specialness and humor, you can use reverse thinking to reply humorously to girls, which may make girls giggle immediately.

Example:

Female: "It's so hot today."

Male: "Hurry up and turn on the air conditioner" (normal reply).

Male: "I'm freezing to death, please come and neutralize it for me" (reverse answer).

2. Deliberately misunderstanding girls

When a girl tells her that she is hot, many boys will basically help the girl solve the problem seriously, such as asking the girl to find a cool place to rest. How can girls not know how to find a cool place?

In fact, girls are just sharing their emotions with you. If they are too serious, the chat will lead to a dead end. Even in the end, the two of you will have nothing to say. At this time, you can deliberately misinterpret the girl's hot words. Meaning, in order to increase the interest and continuity of the chat topic.

Example:

Female: "Why is it so hot today?"

Male: "You're not going to take off all your clothes now, are you?" (deliberately misinterpreting the girl's meaning).

Female: "Fuck you, you took it all off" (provoking the girl's emotional response).

Male: "You have such a good figure. Taking off your clothes will make all the women in the world jealous to death", or "You can't take off your clothes. What if someone picks them up after you take off your clothes?"

3. Self-ridicule

I believe everyone knows that thick-skinned boys are more likely to seduce girls. This is often the case in real life. This is precisely because they dare to Self-deprecating and self-deprecating, they are not afraid of saying the wrong thing when chatting with girls. Instead, they will make girls think that he is real and down-to-earth. Self-deprecating can also make girls think that you are very interesting.

So when we meet a girl in chat and say it’s hot, we can try to do the opposite and use self-ridicule to humorously reply to the girl.

Example:

Female: "It's too hot today."

Male: "Yeah, I'm almost tanned to black coal, I'm going to burn at the drop of a hat."

Female: "Hahaha, why are you so funny?"

Male: "Do you want to become the little flame that lights me up?"

Female: "How to change?"

Male: "I look at you and you look at me. The moment our eyes meet, there is a spark of love like thunder."

Female: "Tsk, your mouth is too sweet."