Beautiful words, humorous short sentences

1. Tell me some humorous sentences praising the beauty of girls. 1. Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be careful when they see you.

2. When madly in love, promise to get married again in the next life. After marriage, I often doubt that I made destined love in my last life.

3. Is the West Lake beautiful? Is East Lake beautiful? Beautiful! However, having you in front of me is enough to make me intoxicated.

She lowered her head, and the branches couldn't see her clearly. She only felt that her whole person was shrouded in a quiet, pure and gentle atmosphere.

There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

6. If a girl is not beautiful and has no temperament, praise her: you are cute.

7. People who have met you say that I am superficial, and falling in love only depends on my face value.

8. You are gentle as water, and your smile drives me crazy.

9. There are stunners in the north, and they are peerless and independent. Take care of the city first, then the country. I'd rather not know the beauty of the city and the countryside, but it's hard to get it again.

10. The hands are soft, the skin is solidified, the collar is like a salamander, the teeth are like a rhinoceros, and the cicada's head is like a moth's eyebrow. Smile and expect.

1 1. Her voice is soft and euphemistic, her expression is charming, her eyes are white and her skin is white and greasy. She is really a stunning beauty.

2. Tell a few flattering jokes. You were born in an ordinary family with healthy parents, grandparents and several uncles and aunts.

It is said that when you were born, a piece of auspicious clouds appeared in the northern sky, gradually drifting from far and near to your roof, and it became a sentence: handsome dad cried at the top of his lungs for a month and a half after seeing you, but he didn't believe that you were a child inherited from his chromosome. He rushed to your mother's bed with a kitchen knife several times, waving it to cut you into pieces. Her mother used her death to protect you and let you live. Grandpa has been suffering from glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it's a man or a dog from a meter away. But when you appeared in front of him, the old man's eyes were full of tears, and he never saw the light of day, saying that he didn't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless future troubles.

Later, in order to prove her innocence, your mother took your father to the hospital for paternity test. The doctor lifted the quilt, only looked at it and cried. He wiped his nose and said, go home. This is not your son, not anyone's, and humans can't give birth to such a handsome child ... A nurse student passed by and saw that you were still a baby. She immediately found a box of red inkpad and printed her fingerprints. I won't marry you in this life, my long hair will not decrease, I will pack up the ancient Buddha and wash my boudoir ... Your mother hurried out and trotted all the way, accidentally meeting an old lady waiting to have a baby in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't upset the child .. The mother pestered her and pulled the quilt away. As soon as the old lady saw you, she immediately caught up with her mental illness, burst into tears, squatted on the ground and shook her head and screamed: I was born 50 years earlier! ! Your mother flashed .. When you were fifteen, you didn't dare to go to school, not that you didn't. You are afraid to go to kindergarten for a long time. The children in the park are crazy, and your face is swollen into a watermelon by the little girl's kiss. The aunts beat the children, if nothing else, because they were born in the same year as you, and the military and police were out. There are people fishing in front of your house all the year round, and they never come back empty-handed.

The most interesting thing is that your home is 0/00 km away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the small stinking ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turns out that there are countless women crying at your door all the year round. The tears are rich in amino acids and protein, which is very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those women's tears have gathered into a small beach.