Humorous copywriting that sounds reasonable but actually nonsense (5 articles)

a humorous copy that sounds reasonable but actually nonsense. I am calm except when I am not calm.

2. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 1 packs of cigarettes in 1 days.

about tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

4. whatever is meaningful is not meaningless.

5. Q: When are you free? A: When you are free, you will naturally be free!

6. Compared with the older generation, young people nowadays are really too young.

7. If I guess correctly, I should guess correctly.

8. It is well known that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

9. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

1. One day passes after 24 hours of cold knowledge.

11. I remember when I read your last article.

12. You are not hungry when you are full.

13. This fish was alive until it died.

14. Do you know? Generally, people drive by sitting

15. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

16. This tomato smells like tomato.

17. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time. Humorous text that sounds reasonable is actually nonsense. 18. This tomato has a tomato flavor.

19. He should look good if he is not ugly.

2. People who are killed will die.

21. Do you know? When people die, they will not be hungry

22. In the matter of being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

23. sharpen one sword in ten years and half a sword in five years.

24. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

25. Those who are still awake must be awake.

26. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life will be shortened by one minute.

27. This incident has made a big noise, and it has spread wildly all over the world. This incident is really quite big, but it is not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think it is still quite big, but it is not particularly big, but it is not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big, but I don't think it's that big, but if you say it's small, it's not small either.

28. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

29. I'm pretty good when I'm not cooking.

3. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.

31. Shocked, a 14-year-old teenage girl was only four years old ten years ago.

32. Today, I will teach you a very practical life skill: first take your left foot and then your right foot, and you can walk.

33. You are really good-looking, especially in your eyes. One * * * is not more than two.

34. Crabs were alive before they died, which sounds like truth, but it's actually nonsense. Part III

35.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

36. I will always remember it before I forget it.

37. The way you smile is like laughing.

38. The last time I heard you talk like that was the last time.

39. I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

4. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

41. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

42. It's good, but it's a little bad.

43. This hand is as big as a slap.

44. You are really good-looking. Those eyes are no more, no less, just two.

45. When you are free, you are free.

46. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in one country.

47. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

48. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in one country.

49. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, but the front waves are pushed by the back waves.

5. One minute on stage means 6 seconds on stage. A humorous copy that makes sense, in fact, is nonsense

A humorous copy that makes sense, in fact, is nonsense.

1. Look at how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, no more, no less and just two.

2. I lost a minute before 6 seconds passed.

3. As long as what you said is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

4. Women like to be beautiful.

5. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

6. If you are not ugly, you should look pretty.

7. You put it here with me.

8. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

9. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

1. You will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

11. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

12. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How heavy is it? As heavy as Mount Tai.

13. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life passes by 1 minute.

14. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

15. If you're not ugly, you're pretty.

16. The last time I felt so funny was the last time

17. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

18. It's pretty if you're not ugly.

19. If you look good, it's not so bad

2. When you eat 2 bowls of rice, it's equivalent to eating 2 bowls of rice. A humorous copy that makes sense, but it's all nonsense. 2

21. Did the victim of this car accident get hurt?

22. after listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

23. whatever you say is irrelevant, it's not irrelevant at all.

24. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

25. When you are not lazy, you are actually very diligent.

26. Q: When are you free? A: When you are free, you will naturally be free!

27. It is found that people who insist on eating an egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

28. If you are not bald, you should have a lot of hair.

29. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

3. Young people, don't be too young.

31. If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

32. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

33. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

34. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

35. Who would have thought that this 1-year-old boy was only 5 years old five years ago

36. If I guess correctly, I must have guessed correctly.

37. One day passes after 24 hours of cold knowledge.

38. People can't stretch when they can't.

39. I was awake before I fell asleep.

4. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana. A humorous copy that makes sense is actually nonsense. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

42. When you have finished your dinner, you have already eaten in the evening.

43.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

44. The smarter people are, the smarter their brains are.

45. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

46. I don't know what to say properly, so I won't say it.

47. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

48. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

49. The situation is such a situation, and the specific situation depends on the situation.

5. I used to be very angry when I was extremely angry.

51. You probably didn't lose your mobile phone before.

52. after hearing what you say, it's really what you said.

53. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

54. Aside from the content, what you said is quite reasonable.

55. You must be very thin if you lose weight.

56. I just want to say two words, one is a word, and the other is a word.

57. Compared with the older generation, young people nowadays are really too young.

58. Morning shock! The survey shows that people will only be born once-times

59. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan, because I am always cold when I speak, so everyone calls me, so pay attention when I speak.

6. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all. Tik Tok's most popular nonsense literary humorous sentences (4)

Tik Tok's most popular nonsense literary humorous sentences (1)

1. Excuse me, can you keep us for half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 3th. It's not my birthday. I just want to hold you up for half a minute.

2. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

3. People who can say such things will definitely say such things.

4. The smarter people are, the smarter their brains are.

5. Every 6 seconds of breathing, one minute passes.

6. It is well known that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

7. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in one country.

8. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

9. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

1. One rotation of the earth equals seven days.

11. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

12. I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say.

13. If you jump from the tenth floor, there is no accident, then you should have an accident.

14. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

15. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

16. If there are three people, there must be three.

17. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

18. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

19. Listen to your words and study for ten years for nothing.

2. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when drinking hot water. Tik Tok's most popular nonsense literary humorous sentences (Part II)

21. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

22. You must be very thin if you lose weight.

23. Every minute people breathe, they will lose one minute of life.

24. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

25. I will live to death.

26. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people should understand me and understand what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

27. In the spring of the fourth year of the Qing Dynasty, Teng Zijing was appointed to guard Baling County, and the next year, the Qing Dynasty celebrated for five years.

28. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

29. This incident has made a big noise, and it has spread wildly all over the world. This incident is really quite big, but it is not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think it is still quite big, but it is not particularly big, but it is not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big, but I don't think it's that big, but if you say it's small, it's not small either.

3. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

31. You should be smart if you are not stupid.

32. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

33. He should look good if he is not ugly.

34. I've never dropped a chain in this matter.

35. If you want to get up so late every time, you get up very late.

36. excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

37. I feel like talking when you say that.

38. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

39. You can't make a phone call when the cell phone is dead.

4. If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence. Daily humorous nonsense literary sentences (5 sentences)

Daily humorous nonsense literary sentences 1

1. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

2. When a person dies, he will never live again.

3. If he is killed, he will die.

4. whatever you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

5. What you said is very reasonable, because it is very reasonable.

6. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

7. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

8. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time

9. As the saying goes: as the saying goes.

1. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

11. Hello, everyone. As you can see, I am a living person.

12. If you're not ugly, you're pretty.

13. The stock law has been found, which is either up or down.

14. I should be quite good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

15. As a