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Superstition

Author: the imperial sword is immortal

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Update time 2010-1-12 23: 26:18 words: 26.

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Turn —— The "joke" of the real estate market version of picking up girls online

Update time 2010-11-20 23:17: 29 words: 1264.

You secretly surf the internet behind your wife's back, which is called second home purchase;

You say you are handsome and rich, which is called pre-hype;

The man next to you doesn't like it, saying that you are actually ugly, poor and flirting, which is called vicious competition;

You complained to the stationmaster, who kicked him out. This is called regulating the market.

An old buddy proved that "in fact, you are the second one who is not crazy", which is called housing for the elderly;

You ask, "Are there any beautiful women here?" This is called market research;

Twenty people answered at the same time: "I am a beautiful woman", which is called the property market bubble;

You said, "Who wants to chat with me?" This is called advertising;

Two beautiful women said they had met you and called them old customers;

These two beautiful women say you are really handsome, which is called joint hype;

20 beautiful women all say they want to chat with you, which is called queuing subscription;

If you want to ask why so many beautiful women are looking for you, it is because the vacancy rate is too high these days;

You are happy to say that "these beautiful women are all mine", which is called enclosure;

If you say "all the beautiful women in Beijing are mine", this is called enclosure in the north.

You will quote Lu Xun, Xi Murong, Haizi, Zhou Xingxing, Hegel and Rodin Spielberg, which is called community culture;

You said you could sing and write poems at the dance, which was called a live show.

Another person next to me said, "Who told me who I gave the money to?" This is called price war.

You say "I will talk to whoever gives me money", which is called psychological warfare;

As a result, 20 beautiful women rushed to confess to you, which is called hot sale;

But you hit it. ...

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