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Did you find the classic lines after reading the new version of The Journey to the West?

Stealing ginseng fruit "

(Wukong gets three ginseng fruits, and Pig swallows them in one gulp, and sees Wukong and Friar Sand savoring them. )

Bajie: Brother Sha, what did you eat?

Friar Sand: Ginseng fruit.

Bajie: Brother, is it delicious?

Wukong: You ate it all by yourself, and you still ask me?

Bajie: Monkey, I can eat faster myself. I don't know if I have a son or a nucleus. You take two more, and I'll chew slowly like you!

Wukong: This fruit only bears one fruit, which will take thousands of years. It's natural that you and I eat three. You still have to eat!

create a tremendous uproar

(Master is trapped, Friar Sand is arrested, and Pig is at a loss and walks at night. )

Bai: Brother, brother!

Bajie: Who is it?

Bai: It's me, brother.

Bajie: Oh, what are you talking about?

Bai: Brother, go and call him.

Bajie: At that time, Master was so cruel that he drove everyone away. Now he invites them, but I won't go. I see, you go back to your Dragon Palace and I will go back to my Gaolaozhuang. (Turning around, White Dragon grabs his sleeve)

Bajie: Hey, what are you doing?

Bai: Eldest brother, eldest brother, he is a kind and upright the Monkey King. He is sure to come.

create a tremendous uproar

(Bajie went to Huaguoshan to find Wukong and was arrested)

Wukong: Well, where are you from?

Bajie: Not a stranger, but an acquaintance.

Wukong: Oh, it's Bajie.

Bajie: It's me, monkey.

Wukong (glaring): What are you doing here?

Bajie: Master misses you. Let me invite you.

Wukong: Miss me. He was cruel when he kicked me out.

Bajie: He really misses you. He thought of you while riding the horse that day. When I didn't hear you scream, I should take one as ten [how do you know? Bajie is so cute.

Wukong: Are you busy? Why don't you and I go and see the scenery? Bajie, do you think I can live here in Guo Hua?

Bajie: Yes, yes, brother, let's go.

Wukong: OK. (disappear)

Pig Bajie is worried when he sees that Wukong is gone. )

Bajie: You are a plague monkey. You don't want to be a monk. You want to be a demon!

Wukong: Little friend, tie up Pig Bajie for me! Bajie, it's very difficult to go to Lei Yin this time. Demons are everywhere. I'm in water curtain cave, and I'm interested in learning from the scriptures. Master, he must be in trouble.

Bajie (moved): Brother, that's very kind of you. Master, he has suffered.

Wukong: Go ahead, Bajie.

(completed)

Wukong: I told you to mention me. Why not mention me?

Bajie: Yes, but the genie said that the Monkey King came, and I skinned him, pulled out his tendons, gouged out his liver and cut out his heart!

Wukong: Huh? I'm leaving.

(Little monkey won't let go)

Wukong: Boys, it is known all day now that my grandson is a great disciple of Tang Priest. If the master is in trouble, how can the disciples ignore him? When I get back from the scriptures, I will enjoy the glory! Bajie, go!

Pig Bajie: Don't tell anyone except Master.

Tang Priest: Bajie, be gentle.

Pig Bajie: Sven, Sven can't be a meal.

Waves bring happiness.

The Tang Priest presented his own Zijin alms bowl as a personnel, and the monk picked it up and was tapping.

Bajie: Knock, knock what, Zijin! Treasure from Tang Wang. Knock, knock.

Interesting classics and daughter's country

(The female official came to propose marriage, but the Tang Priest refused. )

Bajie: If Master refuses, then you can marry me, an old pig!

Female officer: But, although Elder Pig is a man, what do you look like? ...

Bajie: I am a little ugly, but as the saying goes, leave a dustpan and a bucket. There is nothing ugly about men in the world!

[Appears at the end of the film]

Bajie: You see this king is quite infatuated.

Wukong: If she hadn't been infatuated, she wouldn't have caused such a big trouble!