Who remembers the cold joke about God and the devil?

At first, God created the sky and the earth. But the land has not yet formed, and there is nothing on it. So God drew a luminous circle in the sky, which he called "the sun". God thinks that light is good.

The devil also created a luminous thing, which he called "TV". The devil thinks this is good, too.

God refers to the earth as a spring, and clear springs gush from the ground. God thinks this water is good.

The devil invented sparkling drinks. He thinks sparkling drinks are good.

God said, "Let the land grow some vegetables and herbs, and let my people grow up healthily."

The devil said, "Bring some fried potatoes."

God said, "There are more than 10,000 kinds of fish in the water, which can provide nutrition for people."

The devil killed the fish, mashed it, fried it in an oil pan and added some fried potatoes.

God created cattle again. He said, "Look, I'll give you all the animals. They can provide you with meat."

The devil teaches people to make hamburgers with minced meat, and says it tastes better with fried potatoes.

On the seventh day, God rested. He also asked the children to rest. This day should be used to enjoy these miracles.

The devil cooks three meals a day and holds TV programs and weekend newspapers full of anecdotes of celebrities, so people's brains are filled with this kind of garbage and their bodies are filled with fried potatoes.

God said to the man, "Take the woman away and have children." . Your descendants will be as numerous as the stars in the sky, and I will create a kingdom for you. "

Demons invented the computer and hired 1000 demons to install online war games and adult games full of female images in the computer. Men put women aside and empathize with computers. In this regard, God nudged women: "I gave you a lot of charming charm. When a man leaves the computer, you can use the charm I give you. " The devil invented Nintendo again, so that men can play computer games wherever they go.

Snakes are elusive animals created by God. The devil is possessed by a snake and talks to women and men through it. God said, "Don't touch the tree in the middle of the yard. But I tell you, if you eat from the tree of good and evil, your eyes will be bright and you will be like gods. " The man and the woman looked at the snake and said, "No, thanks. We don't like fruit. But do you have fried potatoes? "