Warlord's joke

Zhang Zongchang, a Shandong warlord in the Republic of China, was also known as the general of dog meat. He liked to eat dog meat all his life, but in modern times, he would be sprayed into shit by dog lovers. When he was a warlord in Shandong, he came to Kong's hometown to be arty, and even though he had only studied for a year, he made up a new poem and gave it to his friends. It was a joke for a while, hahaha.

1, Ode to Snow

What is flying in the sky,

A pile of east and a pile of west;

Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace?

Sift lime. Sift lime.

2. Laugh at Liu Bang

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain,

Afraid that Liu Bang would run away.

Not my little Sean,

Grandma has gone back to Pei county.

3. "I also write a song about the wind."

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang.

Vega Heine Xi went home.

Zhang Zongchang the hero,

Andrew's whale swallowed hibiscus.

4. "Tour Mount Tai"

Looking at Mount Tai from a distance,

Fine on the top and thick on the bottom.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down,

The lower head is thin and the upper head is thick.

5. Lightning in the sky

Suddenly I saw a series of flames in the sky.

It seems that the Jade Emperor wants to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke,

Why another chain of fire?

6. Daming Lake

Daming Lake Hu Ming University

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There are toads on the lotus.

Poke and jump.

7. Visit Penglai Pavilion

What a Penglai pavilion,

That's fucking great.

Immortals can do it,

I sit down, too.

Put the wine by the window,

Sing to the sea.

Let's guess some punches,

My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!

8. You Baotu Spring

Baotuquan Spring Baotuquan

As thick as three eyes.

Go out giggling.

9. Travel to the West

It's good to listen to the west early,

Damn it, this is not good.

I want to play more,

I opened my eyes and it was gone.

10, untitled

Ask a woman a question about geometry,

I don't know how many.

Yesterday, a child called my father.

I wonder who his mother is.

1 1, "bastard poem"

You asked me to do this,

He told me to do it.

What a bunch of big bastards,

Fuck you.

12, begging for rain

Grandpa Jade Emperor is also surnamed Zhang.

Why are you embarrassing me, Zhang Zongchang?

It won't rain for three days,

First, the Dragon Emperor Temple,

Then bombard your mother with a cannon.

13, ice-breaking song

Seeing a crack in the ground,

Fill it with cold water, it will freeze.

If it's not frozen,

Who knows that there is a crack here.