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As mentioned above, the way the earl's hooligans coquetry makes the master enjoy it, and it has reached its peak.
Spicy, as the boss of gangsters, coquetry and lovely skills are nothing more than a threshold, a stepping stone, and the next action is the real skill of gangsters.
This big trick is: stick money with profits. This is the basic skill for a gangster to make a living and eat. Let's see:
Earn agency fees:
Ben Si was introduced to Ximen Qing by the Earl as a buddy. Ben Si was reused by Ximen Qing, who lived on money, but forgot to honor the count. This Ben is human, too. No It is also right to thank Yinger for providing drinking water. However, this is ingratitude and deserves the thanks of people with thin faces like you and me. There is nothing to care about, and you can't care.
Let's see how Brother Ying did it: once, he was drinking and eating at the mansion of a big official in Ximen, and Ben Si was there. Because Ximen Qing will let him take three hundred and twenty pieces of silver to buy the bricks and wood demolished by Zhuangzi, the emperor's in-laws. During the dinner, Ben Jones told a joke, and the count reacted quickly. He seized a sentence in the joke and over-interpreted it, saying it was disrespectful to Ximen Qing. Then, the division said this and that, all of which were ironically attacked by the count. Ximen Qing also attached great importance to the count, and as a result, our company could not sit still because of various discomforts. The next day, I came to the count's house as a gift and gave three taels of silver.
Goose plucking:
At the request of the count, he introduced to Ximen Qing the silk thread that Huzhou guests sold for five hundred and twenty pieces of silver. Ximen Qing pressed to four hundred and fifty-two pieces of silver, but at the request of the count, he only paid four hundred and twenty-two pieces of silver and deducted thirty-two pieces. In front of Lai Bao, he said that there was a commission of 920 silver, which was quite meaningful. The count netted twenty-five and a half silver coins for this article.
Gain benefits:
Thirty-eight times, on the recommendation of the count, Zhi Li and Huang Si borrowed money from Ximen Qing to buy incense wax silver 1200, and they took out 1200 as a reward. Forty-four times, the count borrowed five hundred and twenty pieces of silver for Huang Si and Zhi Li, from which he got the benefit of twelve pieces of silver. Forty-five times, I borrowed another five hundred and twenty, and the two promised to give another five hundred and twenty pieces of silver.
Ximen Qing's direct gift:
Sixty-seven times, when the count was angry with Ximen Qing, he gave birth to another child for no reason. At the request of the count, Ximen Qing directly gave 50 Liang to make new clothes for his eldest daughter. Also said, I am your master's maiden, or you have something to pester me! This statement shows that there are many things like twenty or thirty taels of silver on weekdays, and Ximen Qing promised one by one to ask for ten, but refused every time. And put yourself in the position of master and mother, the meaning is very clear, that is, I will protect you. From this, we can also see the skill of the British Earl as a senior gangster.
See here, you may be surprised, Ximen Qing can make a fortune, his brain must be smart enough, and he is indeed a profiteer, and his business is booming. Don't you see that this should be the earl's "white chewing"? By giving him free food and drink?
This is Zhou Yu hitting Huang Gai-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to get it. Economic benefits, each takes what he needs. What a shrewd businessman in Ximen Qing, how can he do business at a loss, and the count should eat and drink for nothing? After all, he earned only a little hard work. As a gangster, the count should be well known, well informed, lively and active, pimping as a lobbyist, and have all kinds of skills. Introduce guys to Ximen Qing, such as Han Daoguo and Ben. These are good businessmen who have made thousands of dollars for Simon. And introducing business to Ximen Qing, spicy food, rice and silk, which are not thousands of profits?
One has information but no money, and the other has no information, not no information. There is really no time to spy on those working women. Therefore, Gore and boss Simon are congenial and complement each other.
In the final analysis, these "white chewing" gangsters, relying on two legs, worked hard to run around just to support themselves and their families. Just trying to earn some food. Although it looks annoying and suspicious of parasites, there is no need to stand on the moral high ground and talk nonsense. In this world, people always have to make a living. The ability to make a living is different.
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