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Xiao Ming was notoriously bad at writing essays in his school, and the teacher asked him to write a 400-word essay every time. Once the teacher almost vomited blood after reading his composition.

The composition is written like this:

"I went to play with my friends today. I was so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy..."

The teacher added another sentence at the end: There are still four words left. Xiao Ming added another sentence at the end: So happy.

The teacher later scolded Xiao Ming, and after accepting the lesson, Xiao Ming became smarter.

Finally this time the composition teacher no longer requires Xiao Ming to write 400 words.

So Xiao Ming’s composition became like this:

“The day before yesterday, my mother took me out to play, and I was in a good mood. Yesterday, my mother took me out to play again. I was in a good mood. Today I think of my mother the day before yesterday. It felt so good to take me out to play yesterday!”