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Blue sky calendar 20 10 years, on the blue star.
There was a huge roar in the classroom of Class A of Wu Sheng University.
Pang night, incredibly dare to stare blankly in my class, don't want to live? '
Liu Bing, a junior qigong professor, is 30 years old, gentle and extremely responsible for his students.
Sorry, teacher, I won't do it next time. Ye Pang tried to pretend (I am a good man) and hoped to get the teacher's forgiveness.
I've heard this sentence more than a hundred times this year. Would you please change your lines next time? Liu Bing looked at Ye Pang helplessly with an unprofessional expression.
Liu Bing thinks Pang is a good boy this evening. Although he doesn't like attending classes, he happened to see him give his supper to a child on the roadside who hadn't eaten for several days on his way home from work. From then on, he often secretly observed him and found that he helped many people he didn't know.
It's a pity that he is a boy who can't practice martial arts' with a faint sigh in his heart, but what can he do? Helpless Liu Bing can only continue in the office, preparing tomorrow's textbooks.
I am so happy today that I can use my little strength to help a fallen child. Although my own strength is not great, even a little kindness is worth doing in Ye Pang's heart. Since he was a child, he believed in a word handed down from his ancestors,' good man' ...
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