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Solve doctor-patient disputes

After breakfast, Lin Qiang lay in bed as usual, waiting for doctors and nurses to make rounds.

Master Wang in the next bed will be discharged today. It is naturally a good thing to leave the hospital. People are happy when they are happy. This happiness, the old man's words will be more: "I said, young man, I have been in the hospital with my father for more than a month." I think you are nice and honest. You haven't got married after several years of divorce, or your father is always in a hurry. " Tell you the truth, your father and son are honest people, so I won't beat around the bush with you. Let's just say that I want to introduce you to someone, either an outsider or my niece. Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... I'm 27 years old, and it goes without saying that I took her mother's class after graduating from high school. Now I work as a shop assistant in a shopping mall. "

Lin Qiang didn't expect Master Wang to say this, so he quickly said, "No, we exploration workers run around outside all year round. What girl would want to find us? Isn't this to be a grass widow? " Besides, I'm divorced again, and people won't want to! "

Master Wang smiled: "Young man, what's wrong with divorce? As long as you are not a fickle person who likes the new and hates the old, what is the divorce of men in this society now? " You don't have to worry about whether others want it or not. I'll tell you the truth. The second brother's daughter has a kind heart and a kind heart. I watched her grow up. As long as you agree, I'll call you right away to meet. It depends on your fate! "

Lin Qiang can't say anything else, but he doesn't want to see Master Wang's niece. His mind is quite complicated, and he doesn't know what to say when sitting in bed.

"Xiao Lin, are you still thinking about Head Nurse Liu?"

Lin Qiang blushed, as if her privacy had been seen by others, and she was a little unhappy: "No, she has nothing to do with me."

Master Wang said kindly, "Xiao Lin, I didn't mean to eavesdrop on your conversation with the head nurse, but I was too old to sleep." To tell the truth, everyone has come from childhood. I understand your idea. The head nurse is a good girl. However, it is hard to say what the future result will be. I'm not throwing cold water on you. You'll feel sorry for her mother. It's easy to be friends, and making pipa is really a scorpion-you can't play (talk)! "

"You always talk too fantastic. What's wrong with her mother? Besides, why should her mother object if others make friends with her? " Lin Qiang asked suspiciously.

"Look, hearing you say that will know that you don't know who her parents are. Xiao Linzi, do you know who her mother is? "

"Who is it? She has to let her daughter find someone else. Is it possible that she can still eat others? I still don't believe this evil! " Lin Qiang is a little excited.

Master Wang said to himself, "Her father is Director Liu of our bureau, and her mother Cui Shuying has a high eye for her son-in-law."

Lin Qiang knew that he had heard from his brothers on the drilling platform before. Director Liu's wife has a nickname "Cui Santiao", which means that the three rules are too picky when choosing an object for her daughter. Unexpectedly, the beautiful and generous Liu Fang is her daughter and the princess of this parliament. This is really unimaginable. For a moment, he didn't know what to say. He seems to want to make friends with Liu Fang. Let's stop here, lest people say that they are too cold at the top and make people laugh.

He is thinking about how to deal with Liu Fang in the future. Suddenly, the corridor became noisy and someone made a loud noise. Listen carefully. It turned out that the patient's family had a quarrel with the doctor and nurse, and somehow it was another doctor-patient dispute.

When Master Wang saw that Lin Qiang was speechless, he thought he was a little tempted and said, "All right, give me your mobile phone number. I'll tell my niece first when I leave the hospital, and I'll tell you later if there's anything! "

Lin Qiang was about to tell her mobile phone number, but the noise outside became more and more fierce, and people in the ward could not talk and rest, so she had to stop for a while.

I heard a man shout loudly, "You only know how to collect money, and you don't care about the patient's life or death at all. It's outrageous. " Lao tze to find your dean, I want to complain about you! "

"This is a hospital. You can reflect any request, but please pay attention to language civilization and speak beautiful language! " This is nurse Fang Jing's voice.

"Beautiful language? Nonsense, Lao tze this is polite, if outside, my big mouth would have slapped you a few times, I still talk to you about this! " This man has a Beijing accent.

"You are reasonable, don't say these useless!" This is Liu Fang's voice.

"Good, that Lao tze said reason. Let me ask you something. Last night, our old lady called you and asked the nurse to give you another injection. Why don't you care? Oh, I want her to die of pain! "

Liu Fang said, "Didn't I tell you that last night, when our nurse was on the night shift, she had already given your mother atropine and couldn't fight any more. If the needle exceeds the dose, it is dangerous. "

"Don't play this game with me. What's the fucking danger? Don't make excuses for this. Is this medicine still poisonous? "

"Tell you you don't understand, so tell you that this medicine your mother uses has side effects, which means it has certain toxicity, so the doctor's advice strictly stipulates the dosage to be used. We are responsible for your mother's life and health! " Yang Li said.

Supposedly, Liu Fang and others have made it clear enough why they don't give medicine, so most people don't say anything else. However, the man still refused to give up, but growled fiercely: "What, you dare to poison my mother, is that ok?" Against you! I'll go to your dean, and you have to pay for my mother's hospitalization ... yes, there are physical injuries, otherwise I won't stop with you! "

Someone next to him laughed out loud: "Isn't this what little girls want?" The old lady is going to pay for her physical loss now, dear, what have you done to her? "

The man was suddenly anxious: "Who is this? That's human talk! That's not your mother. You are in no hurry. You are more anxious to change your mother than I am! I say, let's cool off and stop basking here. I'm telling you, this set is about big days, and it's impossible not to lose money! "

"In this case, then go ahead. Sister Liu, don't talk to such people, we have to make rounds! " Xiao Fang said, "Pull Yang Li and turn round and then walk.

No one thought of the next thing, except that the man actually knocked down Fang Jing's medicine tray, and then put his arm around her neck and shouted, "Bullshit, I don't think anyone dares to leave, and no one wants to leave unless my business is solved today!"

At the moment, the corridor is extremely quiet. Under normal circumstances, when there is a dispute between doctors and patients, the onlookers are all patients to patients, but at this time, the hospitalized patients also think that this person is a bit too much, but they don't know what to say. The male doctor on duty doesn't know where they are now.

Everything here is frozen.

Finally, Liu Fang calmed down her nervousness and said, "Let go first, and we'll sit down and talk about anything!" "

"It's okay to sit down and talk. We must compensate my mother for her hospitalization and physical injury, otherwise there is nothing to talk about, and none of us want to get better. Don't stop! "

At this time, a big hand slapped the man's shoulder heavily. "Dude, why is this? You have to forgive others, and you have to forgive others, not to mention that the nurses have done nothing wrong. Give me a face and let them go! " I don't know when Lin Qiang stood behind that man.

"Ball, I'll give you a face. What do you do? " The man looked Lin Qiang up and down and snorted contemptuously.

Lin Qiang smiled and said calmly, "Do nothing. If you encounter something unpleasant, just do it!"

Yang Li immediately introduced: "This is Captain Lin of the drilling team. There are dozens of people under him!"

"Many people zha of? I'm telling you, I don't care yet. How many people did you come? I tell you, Lao Tzu is a' little secret steamed bread-even the pot end'! " The man's face turned to Yang Li, eyes inclined leng said to Lin Qiang.

Lin Qiang glanced at the man and said quietly, "Don't talk so much, brother, please don't mess around here, so as not to affect others' rest, okay?" "

The man let go of Xiao Fang, turned around and said coldly, "Yo, what, say I'm fooling around, why am I fooling around?" Lao tze is to let them solve the problem! "

"Solve the problem? Did you solve the problem like this? " Fang Jing rubbed his neck and said angrily.

"You say your zha nonsense? You are fooling around now. You are reasonable, you have something to say, men bully women, you are still a man! " Lin Qiang mercilessly drink a way.

"Hey, what are you? Mind your own business. I am a tiger pulling a cart-I don't listen to you! "

"Hey, monk umbrella-no hair (France) lawlessness. Unfortunately, it is not here! "

"Don't tell me the whole thing. You think you have two brushes and show them off in front of me. It's really a fly biting the bodhisattva-you have the wrong head! "

"As luck would have it, I'm still a stonemason's chisel-picking hard grams." It's not your call, is it? I'm still saying that, please don't mess around here, so as not to affect others' rest, which is not good for everyone, don't you think? "Lin Qiang still said slowly.

"Well, it's interesting to hear what you said. It seems that you are itchy and want to give me a fire and want to put some blood! " The man laughed a little puffed up.

"Hey, I'm a little itchy, maybe, and my hands are a little itchy. So far, no one can bleed me. If you want to try, I am willing to accompany you now! " "Lin Qiang said, take two steps back, standing in the middle of the crowd circle, eyes staring at the man.

There is really a saying: be afraid of hard work, hard work is afraid of shock, and shock is afraid of death. When the man saw that Lin Qiang was tall and powerful, with a face of justice, he had been afraid for three minutes. But in front of so many people, he didn't want to end it like this. It was too embarrassing, so he smiled and held out his hand: "Well, buddy, we are single today, and we like straight men. I am still like a man today, and I want to make friends with you. If you are a friend, I will listen to you naturally. But this depends first on whether you are enough! " While speaking, he grabbed Lin Qiang's hand, then jerked his arm into his arms, trying to pull him over.

If you put this on the average person, don't say that you are unprepared, that is, the defense is less, and you will be pulled over. But Lin Qiang was ready. He stood there firmly, motionless, smiling, with a cane in one hand and the man's hand in the other, as if two friends were meeting or leaving. "polite, polite." Lin Qiang said secretly a hard, suddenly pulled the man to his side. To outsiders, it seems that he threw himself into Lin Qiang's arms and wanted a warm hug.

The so-called experts will know if they have it when they reach out. Just this once, the man took it. Honey, this strength, this strength, we didn't give it for nothing, and people still dragged a broken leg. If your legs and feet are all right, just play with me. All right, get off the donkey before it's too late, and don't pretend to be horizontal here. Otherwise, the fight will really start soon. If the man hugs himself a little hard, the female nurses will take the opportunity to attack him again. Let alone the fight, that is, if a person raises his hand and scratches himself with long nails, my old face will be covered with blood and scars. Let others see, ask and say? Besides, if it was a cat, no one would believe it. People who love poverty will also be annoyed: God, what cat can catch this kind of old skin, is it scratched by wild cats or "wild flowers"? Then stop laughing at yourself. Yes, bachelors don't suffer immediate losses. Don't do it if you can't do it. Let's be gentlemen. Thinking of this, he clenched his fists with both hands and said, "Look, buddy, how can I not give you face! My brother's eyes were clumsy just now. I didn't see that big brother still had this skill, so I was offended! "

Lin Qiang smiled and waved his hand. "I'd better say it, but I'm afraid you'll keep talking to these nurses. You always want them to compensate your mother for her loss, so you have to do the math! "

"No, no, no! To tell the truth, I was just joking with them. They are all beautiful. Who can make them really lose money! "

"Hey, don't pay. Is your mother okay? "

"You are a joke brother, don't say nothing, really something. We met today, just like our own family. Do you think I can make you pay for it? "

"well, no discord, no concord Since they are all happy people, let's say one more thing, men, take more responsibility, make more concessions and protect more women in the future. This is not shameful. Who let us be gentlemen! "

"Yes, yes, yes!" The man turned and waved to everyone. "It's okay, it's okay. Let's leave now. There is nothing to see. Our brothers and sisters are joking! "

Lin Qiang also said to everyone: "Yes, everyone should go back to the ward to have a rest. Standing in this corridor will also affect the work of doctors. Please cooperate! "

Onlookers looked at Lin Qiang with approval in their eyes, and then returned to their wards.

When Lin Qiang saw that everyone had left, he turned around and said to the man earnestly, "I know everyone was worried when my mother was ill, but you can't feel guilty about this just now!" This will not only solve the problem, but it will be unfilial for the old man to get angry again, won't it? "

The man glanced at Lin Qiang. "You're right, well, I was wrong. Pay attention next time. Dude, it's okay. I am back in the ward! " Say that finish, turned back to the mother's room.

"Mental derangement, have such a joke? Just an asshole! " Fang Jing looked at the man who walked into the ward and scolded severely.

Lin Qiang smiled and said, "Come on, come on, don't call names. Hurry up and pack things to send medicine to patients! "

Yang Li was startled and gasped, "God, Captain Lin, it's so nice of you to come. You won't know what to do if you don't go to that villain. Thank you! "

"Yes, yes, Captain Lin, we really have to thank you!" Fang Jing also echoed said. I don't know if it's because of anger just now or excitement now. Her face is a little red.

Lin Qiang smiled: "Oh, this little thing is nothing, why are you so polite!"

Yang Li shouted, "Who said anything trivial? Captain Lin, you don't know. You scared me to death just now. My legs trembled a little when that bastard got stuck around Xiao Fang's neck. Don't trust Lin, really, I am still very weak! "

"Is it so serious? Too exaggerated! " Lin Qiang should way.

Fang Jing said shyly, "We lesbians are timid and have never experienced this, so we will definitely be afraid. Hey, Captain Lin, seriously ... weren't you afraid then? "

"Fear ... what's the use of fear? I am also a' night crow-brave for myself'. To tell the truth, I hate it when men bully women. I saw this and I want to say it! "

"Hey, sister liu, look, look. Captain Lin is really a good man. He will find such a person in the future, don't you think? " Fang Jing, glancing at Liu Fang, deliberately asked.

Yang Li quickly pulled a small square. "All right, silly girl, stop that now. Clean up the medicine tray on the ground and get to work quickly! "

Liu Fang didn't say a word for a long time, listening to Xiao Fang. At this moment, she looked up and gave Lin Qiang a deep look. ...