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An Overview of Song Martial Arts Fighting Tigers in Water Margin
Song Wu came to the workshop step by step. As he walked, his drunkenness became more and more unstable. He chose a piece of bluestone to lie down on the stone and soon fell asleep. In the dim light, I heard a red wind whistling, and Song Wu barely opened his eyes. In the moonlight, I saw a spotted tiger just a few steps away. Song Wu let out a cry and stood up, turning into a cold sweat. The tiger pounced on him, and Song Wu showed the tiger a busy eyebrow stick. The tiger jumped forward and hit the branch with his eyebrow stick, breaking both the branch and the stick. Song Wu threw away the broken stick, and the tiger came at him again, jumped back and landed in front of him. In desperation, I tried my best to hold the tiger's head underground with one hand and hit it with my fist with the other. The tiger struggled desperately, trying to catch a hole with four feet, but it was difficult to get rid of the divine power of Song Wu. I don't know how many punches he punched. The tiger has seven holes to stop bleeding. Song Wu saw the tiger stop moving, but when he let go of his hand and dragged the dead tiger, he couldn't move a trace. He exhausted his strength in his eagerness, his legs went weak and he fell to the ground.
He is eager for chivalry, indomitable, aggressive (after killing in Zhangdu prison, he was named as "the murderer of Song Wu"), detested evil as hatred, and was fair and brave (holding a grudge against Jiang Menshen). ...
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