Who can tell a really funny joke?

For many songs, due to the singer or the song itself, we cannot hear the lyrics clearly at all. Many times we mishear the lyrics that are actually good.

●When I was a child, I listened to "Xintianyou": "I lower my head, toward the ravine", and I always felt that "my head is like a ravine."

●"Wait for a thousand years, wait for a while-" Some people heard it as: "The female ghost of a thousand years, the female ghost of the millennium-"

●The closing song of the variety show that year : "Goodbye, goodbye, meet in front of the color screen..." No matter how it sounds, it sounds like: "Meet in the morgue..." Later, probably because the audience had too much opinion, it was changed to "Meet in the applause."

●Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? The title said, "Ah, the show has begun!" I listened for a long time, always thinking he said, "Ah, the wild boar pooped!"

●In "Ji Gong" it was sung: "Wherever there is injustice, there is no injustice. Me. "That's right. Wherever the ground is uneven, of course there will be a "nest"!

●The phrase "keep your eyes open forever and ever" in "Descendants of the Dragon", I couldn't understand at first. I always heard it as "two years behind forever", which made me always puzzled. , why does it have to be two years apart?

● Meng Tingwei’s "How Many Good Sisters Do You Have" contains a sentence "Why do every sister marry to tears?" No matter how I listen to it, it always says "Why do every sister marry to a human being?" !

●My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he heard "the sun in the border area is red and red" as "the sun in the transformer is red and red"! He didn't know what the "border area" was at that time, but he remembered clearly that he could see the red sunset to the west of the village every evening. The most terrible thing is that there is a transformer set up on a high place to the west of their village. In the evening, I just saw a red sun above the transformer. So my classmate kept wondering: Why did the person who wrote the song know that the transformer in their village was located in the west?

●In Andy Lau's "The Chinese", "How many dreams are hidden in the wind and rain of five thousand years" is heard as "How many dreams are hidden in the wind and rain of Wu Qianlian". It's strange, maybe they had a relationship...

●"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you" is pronounced as "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you" You sell computers together..."

●When I was a child, I followed the TV and learned to sing the theme song (Japanese) of "Smart Ikkyu". I misunderstood and learned, so I sang "Geji, Geji" , Geji, Geji Geji, Auntie washes the spittoon..."

●"Learn from Lei Feng, a good example... If you stand firm, the beans will be fragrant..." Why does the beans become fragrant if you stand firm? Because beans are also patriotic. That's how I've always understood it.

●"...Our motherland is a garden. The flowers in the garden are so bright. The warm sunshine shines on us. Everyone has a smile on their face..." The last two sentences were heard as "from Henan" when I was a child. The sun is shining on us, and Americans are smiling." I have been depressed for several years...

●When I was a child, I heard someone sing: "We sat by the tall urn and listened to my mother talk about that. "Things in the past..." I thought it was very scary. I didn't know the lyrics until high school: "...beside the grain pile..."

●Listening to Jordan Chan's new album "Hug", the style has changed, and my feelings have changed. Deep style. While listening all the way, I suddenly heard Jordan Chan singing "Little Beast" frequently. Paying closer attention, yes, the full sentence seemed to be "Let the whole world call him Little Beast." Isn't it a yuppie? Something's wrong? After reading the lyrics, I realized: "I can make the whole world laugh!" Alas!

●There is a song, and until now I still think the sentence is: "A group of March 8 dancers". I don't know which song it is - "Samba Dance".

●Have you ever heard Jacky Cheung singing "The Ending Is Not the Result I Want" - "...The ending is not the result I want...The person waiting inside the car window is no longer me..." My friend and I heard this many times and thought, "The person waiting in the toilet is no longer me..." and never figured it out.

●Another time, I heard "...the geese have listened to my songs, and the river has kissed my face..." as: "The uncle has listened to my songs, and the young man has kissed my face."

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●Later I heard a single love song sung by my classmates in the same dormitory: "...the more frustrated you are in love, the more courageous you will be..." I heard it as "...the more love you have to do, the more courageous you will be..."

●In the theme song of Ren Xianqi's version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", "Whether it makes me sad or makes me drunk..." I always hear it as "Whether Yang Guo is sad or Yang Guo is drunk..." ..." Hey! Why are you always at odds with the male protagonist!!!

● Do you still remember "Clouds in My Hometown" by the wanderer Fei Xiang - "... come ghosts, come ghosts... (come back, come back, Return)", I was really shocked when I heard it at first.

● A classmate of mine from the countryside, when listening to Zhang Huimei's "Sisters", said, "...you are my sister, you are me Baby! After listening to it for two days, I finally couldn't help but speak: "How can this woman sing?" Why are they both my sister and my uncle’s! ? "

●When I was in junior high school, a classmate listened to Azhe's "Love Is Like Tide" and asked me in confusion: "Why did he sing 'Promise me you won't stand in line late at night from now on' (wandering)? ”

●The first time I listened to Tong Ange’s “Yelyan Girl”, I actually heard it as “…Wild Ass, Mysterious Wild Ass…” I was puzzled for a long time!

●To talk about unclear enunciation, the first choice is Jay Chou. In one of his songs, he hummed: "Little bitch, little bitch, little bitch, little bitch, little bitch, little bitch..." I When I heard it, I sang along. After being scolded by my girlfriend, I realized that the brother was singing "Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou..." And he called himself a little bitch?

● Still? There is one sentence that has nothing to do with the lyrics. Have you ever seen Cecilia Cheung's Sofitel slimming advertisement? Cecilia Cheung walked out gracefully with her hands on her waist, and the two beauties next to her looked envious. Looking at it, Zhang Meiren said, "Why not use Soft?" "I heard it become "Why don't you hold it with your hands? "I thought that Zhang Meiren thought her waist was too thin and was afraid of breaking it, so she told everyone to hold their hands on the thin waist to be careful of breaking it! It was only after communicating with friends a long time later that I learned the truth. Everyone burst into laughter!