Are there any popular jokes recently? Like letting bullets fly while eating hot pot and singing. My classmate will host it next Monday, Tian Tian Shang Shang.

1. We have agreed that we will share the same bed, but we will not have sex. If I make any irregularities, the pistol is here and you can kill me at any time. I will never refuse if you need it.

2. Ge You: If the widow cannot sleep, there will be a big disaster. Jiang Wen: She is already a widow, and I cannot let her remain a widow.

3. If you live, you will die sooner or later; if you die, you will live forever.

4. Ge You: Do you want to sleep with me or kill me? Bandit: Of course you have to sleep first and then kill. Ge You: Then you should kill me.

5. I believe that one has to drink wine one mouthful at a time and walk one step at a time. If the steps are too big, it will break the egg.

6. You don’t want beautiful women, and you don’t want money either. What do you want?

7. There is no road in the world. If you have legs, there will be a road.

8. What else does the prisoner Xiaoqiang have to say? No more! (Punches the table hard) Come here, drag him down and kill him. He will die early and be reincarnated. But 9. With your kind of character, it is probably difficult for you to transform from a demon into a human. You will be a shemale in your next life.

10. It’s rare for a boss to be a sweet-tempered person. 60% off is 60% off. Once a man says his word, no horse can be chased.

11. Bah! Huang Laocai, your uncle and I have crossed more bridges than you have walked, eaten more Malatang than you chewed Chuanchuanxiang, and chopped off more heads than your concubines. Want to fool me? No way! Today I am going to have fun to the end and destroy you all.

12. Save someone under the knife! County Magistrate Zhang, I have new evidence provided by Ouchi's spy.

13. I should do it to both of them in public and in private.

14. In the dim light, he suddenly looked back, but I was in the shadow of the lamp.

15. What I have here is a collector’s edition mine. There are only two of them in the world. Made in USA. ”

16. Don’t worry about your butt hurting, your butt is on a tree.

17. If you are called Mazi, you must have pockmarks on your face? Then the person called Mr. Huang has four pockmarks on his face.

18. Shanxi is really in the east.

19. Brother, you know me. If it were me, it would be her husband.

20. I was not prepared at all. I took my wife out of the city, took a train, ate hot pot and sang songs, and then fell into the water, and then I was here all of a sudden

21. Without you, it is very important to me.

22. You don’t even know who Xiaofengxian is and you still become a prostitute?

23. , Huang Silang: Come out, Daiyu, Qingwen. Master: Why is there only one woman? Huang Silang: I gave her a Japanese name - Daiyu Qingwenzi!

24. This fucking tax was paid in 2010!

25. Zhang Mazi: This is Muza’s song. They call it Muza, but here we call it Mozart. Son: You can still tell it. Muza comes? Zhang Mazi: Sometimes. Son: When? Zhang Mazi: When it says Muza's on the record. 26. Fourth Master, they spank you. What a face!

27. I rarely talk to people about my true feelings. Now that the words are on my lips, tell me to swallow them back.

28. Six people, in front of others. In front of men, bah, it’s shameless. I turned off the light. It’s so shameless, it’s so shameless, bah! Or you can spend a little money, but there are many girls, and it’s disgusting, Bah, disgusting.