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Pig is afraid of washing feet.

After a day's long journey, Tang Priest and his disciples finally came to a bustling place. When they passed a bar, the Monkey King said to the Tang Priest, "Master, after walking all day, my legs are sore and my feet hurt. Please wash our feet so that we can relax and hurry tomorrow. "

The Tang Priest thought for a moment and said, "Well, it's time to relax."

"master! Don't listen to Monkey's bad idea. " Pig pouted and said, "You'd better save this money and buy something to eat."

"ah! You idiot, you only know how to eat! " The Monkey King said angrily to Pig Bajie, "You are always going against me!"

"I just won't go." Pig eight quit to whisper. He was afraid that the Monkey King would get bored, so he pulled his pig's ear.

"Eight quit! Do you have anything ...? "Tang's monk stared at pig eight quit.

"Master, you all have feet, and only I am a pig's hoof," Zhu Bajie mumbled something. "The last time I let Bai arrest me, she specifically wanted to eat my hooves. She said that pig's trotters are as nutritious as bear's paws, and specially asked those goblins to wash my trotters for more than half an hour. Now when I hear about washing my feet, I am afraid! "

"I see." The Monkey King said, "Bajie, you won't worry about spending money in the future. Look at the signboard of the restaurant opposite, which is full of trotters, roasted trotters, braised trotters and so on. If you are short of money, you can wash the pig's hooves and sell them. " After listening to a burst of laughter, everyone's fatigue disappeared.