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Net po Wen tucao girlfriend knight is too "heavenly soldier", a traffic light is missing: I haven't got on the bus yet
Chances are you'll drive someone,
But I don't know if you've ever met such a great knight,
It's ridiculous, XDD
A male netizen blog post shared an anecdote that happened when he was pretending to be a girlfriend, and the result was actually pushed by netizens!
User height 192 cm. His girlfriend volunteered to ride him because of a sprained hand.
When waiting for the red light, he "stood up" to get something without thinking too much. At this moment, the green light suddenly turned!
The netizen stood in the same place, watching his girlfriend's car slip away from him, and passers-by were dumbfounded …
It took my girlfriend half an hour to find that he was gone, and she said helplessly, "Dear, why did you call me after half an hour?" 」
Seeing this po article, I immediately attracted more than 30,000 praises, and netizens even had a heated discussion!
The netizen, who is a mother, said with great sympathy: "When I was driving with my child, the child rode away without getting on the bus. I also heard the child calling her mother while running!" 」
Some netizens also said: "With the length of the original po leg, it should be 12 seconds to catch up!" "Does your girlfriend think the back seat is lighter? 」
If such an embarrassing thing happened to you, how would you react?
At the next green light, pay attention to whether the back seat is lighter!
In fact, there have also been confused incidents in which people left before getting on the bus!
For example, once a taxi from Taipei to Nantou, the driver turned around and found that the guest didn't get on at all!
Recently, another netizen's driving recorder photographed a mother driving her child home on New Year's Eve, but the child's schoolbag was just put in the car and the car left.
The poor child can only run after the car.
On the main road of crow crow, the child in the picture just put his schoolbag in the left back seat of the car and wanted to get on the bus from the right after closing the door.
Just before the right back door could be opened, the confused mother thought that people had got on the bus and left.
It's dangerous to let the children chase the car and turn left across the driveway.
You should be careful if you want to carry people.
Otherwise, it would be embarrassing to make such a joke, XDD.
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