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Interesting graduation message

1, we are a knife occasionally in Jianghu. I hope it's only time that flows away, and then I have a wife! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to imagine you. It's up to you

3. How many memories have we had of the maple forest with red leaves flying? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm.

Knowing each other is providence, knowing each other is human intention, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

I'm tired of watching you for so many years, and my eyes hurt. I think there will be fewer chances of eye pain in the future. I have nothing to do, so I can stroll in front and savor the taste in front of me.

6. Do everything calmly, do everything calmly, think of God in everything, and don't tell others everywhere that you are crazy!

7. You are so handsome and cool that you can hardly be compared. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will have no gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it!

8. If you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

9. Looking back, it is a series of yesterday full of ups and downs: Yesterday, we had an argument in class; Yesterday, we ran on the court; Yesterday, there was our struggle in the examination room; Yesterday, we sang by candlelight. Yes, yesterday, how beautiful and unforgettable!

10, do you remember the photo taken that day? My instant consciousness lit up with the flash: your beautiful image was left on the negative, and it was deeply branded in my heart.

1 1, a sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!"

12, to tell the truth, you are a good person, with a good figure and a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

13, the monitor's last message: let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!

14, deskmate: haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

15, picking off a string of dreams and playing at school, the memories are so colorful and gorgeous; And the pursuit of growth has actually been skipped. The noise of the world seems to become silent, which makes me pick up my memory again.

16, graduated, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

17, in the snowy season, we also fell into confusion and felt lonely and desolate, but we survived after all.

18, if I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky! Wish: bliss at an early date; Address: Global Village Cosmic Town; Blood type: ask mosquitoes.

19, English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

20. If you fiddle with the lyre, you will fly away like a dove if you lift your black hair at will. How many years later, can you still remember the days when you and I used to study hard at the same table?

2 1, music class representative: Don't sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

22. Monitor: Brother, take care all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

23. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

Let me know if you want to leave! If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a nice trip!

Funny graduation message

1. Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to be like you. It is up to you.

2. English class representative: Don't talk to foreigners if you have the chance to meet them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

3. Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

4. If you fiddle with the lyre, you will fly away like a dove if you lift your black hair at will. How many years later, can you still remember the days when you and I studied hard at the same table?

We have been studying in the same class for two years, and I don't know if we can still be in the same class in senior three. Although I usually don't talk much, I get along for two years. I know you more or less. I really admire your energy in your study. Your grades have always been in the top few. No wonder even the head teacher said you were excellent. Friendship is precious, I hope you cherish it, come on! Strive for your ideal university, I believe you can do it.

6. We will have a holiday soon. After graduation, we are reluctant to go to senior three. After all, we have been together for two years, and there will be more homecoming in the future. Your grades are among the best in your class and you have won a scholarship. Homework will also be copied to me, hee hee, very nice. I won't forget you. Including everyone. Finally, I wish you an ideal university, hehe!

7. I didn't know my classmates when I first came here, but I was deeply impressed by you because you are a Buddhist. Hey hey, you study hard. Alas, I really envy your spirit. Well, I don't have much contact with you, so I don't know much about you. I hope you continue to work hard!

8. Do you remember the photo shoot that day? My instant consciousness lit up with the flash: your beautiful image was left on the negative, and it was deeply branded in my heart.

9. Do everything calmly, do everything calmly, think of God in everything, and don't tell others everywhere that you are crazy!

10. Although I call you sister, so what? It seems that I didn't do my duty as a younger brother. When Taijun bullied you, I didn't help you, but I helped you. I hope you don't get angry! Hee hee! I don't want to talk nonsense here. I wish Pepsi a happy day!

1 1. If I lose you, my intestines will turn green, my life will lose courage, my study will not continue, my feelings will be sweet, and the earth will lose gravity.

12. A female classmate gave me a sentence, I don't know if it was a compliment or a disgrace: you are just a bright smiling face without scruples!

13. Looking back, it was a series of yesterday full of ups and downs: Yesterday, we had a quarrel in class; Yesterday, we ran on the court; Yesterday, there was our struggle in the examination room; Yesterday, we sang by candlelight. Yes, yesterday, how beautiful and unforgettable!

14. Although I don't get along with you much, I remember that you are a very competitive person from the way you usually deal with people. As a representative of the accounting class, I often see you busy collecting your homework and yelling, hehe, you are really conscientious. I feel like a strong woman. I'm graduating soon. I hope you can successfully enter your ideal university and find your own happiness. There is still a long way ahead. Come on!

15. Do everything calmly, do everything calmly, think of God in everything, and don't tell others everywhere that you are crazy!

16. You are so handsome and cool, incomparable.

17. Graduation season, blessing transmission; Don't hurt each other, cherish each other; Students, keep it in mind; Recall the past and remember the good; The road ahead is broad and I hope it will be smooth sailing; Work harder for your dreams; The road to happiness should be sweet; Good luck, good luck; And heaven remains our neighbourhood, it is difficult to get together; Good friends, keep in touch!

18. The sunshine is heroic for you, the breeze is seeing you off, cicadas are singing for you, birds are applauding for you, the shade is sheltering you, and the rain and dew are refreshing for you. After graduation, I sincerely say: bon voyage, I wish you a bon voyage.

19. How many memories have we had of the maple forest with red leaves flying? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm.

20. In the snowy season, we were also confused and felt lonely and desolate, but we finally came over.

2 1. The scenes of the past echoed in my heart, and the laughter and laughter of the past echoed in my ears. In another three years, the banquet will soon be over, some will fill my heart, and some will become hope. I wish you a bright future after graduation and a smooth journey!

22. To tell you the truth, you are a good man, good-looking and in good shape. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

Ladies and gentlemen, the good life is getting less and less every day. Let's cherish the rest of our college time, whether we are graduating students or junior students, and then we will have a good time, so now we have the opportunity to contact more feelings. Don't miss too many others in the future. It's better to cherish than to miss it!

24. Monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

25. We are an occasional knife in the Jianghu. I hope only time will flow away, and then we will have wives! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

26. On campus, we have * * * to bear the wind and rain, we have * * * to enjoy the sunshine, we have tears to struggle, and we have a smile to greet the glory. After graduation, the sky let us spread our wings and fly, the ocean let us sail and sail, the mountains wait for us to climb bravely, and the plains expect us to lead the horse forward. Dear students, come on, the future is boundless!

27. Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to imagine you. It's up to you

28. After two years of classmates, * * * tells how many friendship chapters have been written in one day. May all the lost months become beautiful memories and stay in your heart forever. May you be a drop of crystal water, projected into the vast friendship, a flower to form a hundred gardens, a shining fiber, a bright red shirt, a small screw, and stick to your post all your life.

29. In a quiet sky, every star has its own trajectory. Let's find our best position in life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

30. After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

3 1. Music representative: Don't sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

32. Define our time today with youth, calculate our brilliant tomorrow with happiness, discuss our unfinished dreams with passion, and set our respective ideals with success. May you graduate, come on.

33. The beautiful buds bred in the rain and dew draw brilliance from the sun and contribute various colors to the motherland-this is our common wish!

34. Determined to study hard and pursue innovation, these are wonderful notes. Combine them harmoniously and you can compose a song of youth.

35. To tell the truth, you are a nice guy, with good looks and good figure. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

36. When encountering difficulties, learn more: heavy snow overwhelms the rock pine, and the rock pine is straight. You know, pines and nobles, wait until the snow melts. If you don't remember this, don't blame my brother for not thinking about the past. Focus interview I'll give you an injection!

37. Today's laughter and tonight's breeze and bright moon are beautiful but not eternal. We haven't had time to share the last glass of wine, but we have to go our separate ways. Take care, teacher!

38. Brothers and sisters, have a nice trip! As a junior, I am also at a special stage. I also want to say to my junior brothers and sisters: hurry up and don't look back at my so-called college life when I graduate. I want to cry, not because I am leaving, but because I have learned nothing. I don't know how to write my resume. If I am used to it, I will leave it blank. Perhaps the biggest gain is patience and adaptation to nothingness! Make good use of the library, learn the basic knowledge by myself, cultivate active time control and deal with people through interest practice. This is how I feel now.

39. Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, meeting each other is friendship, feeling is intentional, and the heart is connected. Let's get together. Now that we are going to graduate, we must keep in touch. We wish the students a bright future. Let's work hard and everything will be as you wish.

40. When I graduate, I will take good luck from all corners of the country, ask for some good luck from all directions and collect some wealth from all over the country. I'll give you all these. Good luck, good luck and good fortune. I hope your friendship with my classmates will last forever and keep in touch.

4 1. Take off a string of dreams and play at school. The memories are so colorful and dazzling; And the pursuit of growth has actually been skipped. The noise of the world seems to become silent, which makes me pick up my memory again.

42. The higher a person's goal, the faster his talents develop and the greater his contribution to society.

43. The monitor's last sentence: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever! Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

44. Math class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You can't count at all! Your math score has never exceeded+,it can be said that it is equal to+.

45. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

46. We are occasional knives in Jianghu. I hope only time will flow away, and then we will have wives! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

47. May we become small stones thousands of miles away, paving the Golden Avenue.

48. Chemical representative: I tell you again now that sulfuric acid is not used for splashing!

49. The time spent with you is the best memory in my life. Take care of it, it is sky blue every day! I have to go out for tea.

50. Some feelings need to be forgotten; Some feelings need to be remembered; Some feelings cannot be repeated.

5 1. biology class representative: you are a single-celled animal. I just said that sperm looks like tadpoles. You don't have to point to tadpoles all over the pond and tell me, look, they are all sperm!

No matter where you are or where you go, don't forget to applaud yourself.

53. Testimony: Needless to say, the phone has been changed five times. I have to come out for tea and keep in touch!

54. Chinese representative: I am finally free now. Every time I read your composition, I have an impulse to commit suicide!

55. People will graduate and their handwriting is good.

Funny graduation message in graduation season

1. What is an alma mater? It's where you scold him eight times a day but don't allow others to scold him.

2. A university is like a bus at the school gate. You get on the bus and go back and forth. It's another semester. Get in the car, go back and graduate.

I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

The university got up from me, put on pants and told me to stay young. Let's go

I came to sleep with the college admission notice, and when I woke up, I found that the notice had become a diploma, which proved that I had slept here.

6. It takes four years to change an eternal memory.

7. Whether the leaves leave is the passion of the wind or the persistence of the tree, and whether you and I leave school is the urge of life or the persistence of youth.

8. People are going to graduate, and their handwriting is good.

9. The weather is fine today. There will be no class tomorrow, and there will be no class afterwards.

10, I came crying and everyone laughed; I smiled and left, and everyone cried. Hey, this is a university.

1 1. Looking at the empty dormitory and cabinets, I always feel that I have left something behind. It turned out that I left my thoughts on you.

12, after graduation, I found that college students are the best career.

13. What is your alma mater? When I first arrived, I was eager to leave early, and when I left, I was eager to stay for a day or two.

14, never skip class again, because there is no class.

15, several people use the same if to open the same door; Several people bid farewell to the empty dormitory with the same eyes.

16, a few years in college, gained knowledge and grew hair.

17, once complaining, once feeling, now only full of nostalgia.

18, graduated in the blink of an eye. If God gives me another chance, I will never graduate.

19, never say goodbye, see you soon.

No matter how many years have passed, no matter how far I have gone, I deeply miss that road, the road that once let me meet you.

2 1, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

22, wine, packed in a bottle like water, drunk in the stomach haunted, slip of the tongue, walk with legs flashing, get up in the middle of the night to find water, regret in the morning. At noon, one end of the glass is still beautiful.

23. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and I am also the most famous person in Tianjin.

24. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

25. I asked a friend who has worked in Shenzhen for 20 years: If you die, what will your epitaph say? He said: I solved the housing problem!

26. I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: I bought it all when I received the fund ~ ~

27. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

29. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

30. Let the laborless hand hold hands and pass on all the joy and happiness to each other! I pray to God that happiness will always fill our time and space.