Three wonderful positive jokes

1. That night, my girlfriend and I played a game, and whoever took care of each other first lost. I agreed excitedly. . It's been a year and a half. No news. . . Oh, my God. Did she dump me? ! □2. Mother-in-law tests three sons-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. My eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and my mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law did the same, testing the second son-in-law and being rescued. The injured second son-in-law gave an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, but she couldn't swim and couldn't save her. Her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, his father-in-law gave him a Mercedes.