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Jokes. It itches like hell down there.

A migrant worker developed into a boss and did business in other places for a long time. One day, the daughter-in-law at home brought a letter and the female secretary opened it. It's just a picture without words. I saw the picture, a house, a woman standing against the door, her hand over her heart, and a sheep died under the window.

The secretary looked at it for a long time and didn't know what it meant. When the boss comes back, the secretary hands it to the boss. When the boss saw it, he knew it was his wife. He drew a picture, looked at it carefully and couldn't help laughing.

The secretary was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean, I don't understand?"

The boss replied, "My daughter-in-law hasn't read many books. She can't write letters but only draw pictures. The woman covered her heart at the door, indicating that she missed me at home and asked me to go home. A sheep died under the window, indicating itching and asking me to go home to solve my physiological needs. "

Then she burst out laughing again, but the female secretary was flushed and dumbfounded.