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Introduction of StarCraft II Rockwell Propaganda Ship

Rockwell propaganda was used by the empire for political propaganda, and it was also a weapon used by Monske to monitor the residents of the territory. You can see them in almost every city.

Rockwell's propaganda has four main parts.

Helium airbag: this huge airbag made of new polyester material has the advantages of light weight and large volume on the one hand, and excellent bulletproof ability on the other. As a civilian-grade plane, it is naturally impossible to resist the bombardment of heavy weapons such as missiles and rapid-fire machine guns, but if you are holding a small revolver with a broken star in your hand, you want to shoot it down from the sky. That's more like a cold joke that is not very funny.

Broadcasting system: Rockwell propaganda ship is equipped with several high-power speakers, which can be used for regional broadcasting. Powerful nuclear energy battery arrays can support them to run for several months and become a tireless noise generator, as many civilians say. At the same time, it is equipped with an advanced large-scale holographic projector, and with those encouraging policies and loud slogans, it ensures that the image of the leader can be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people and become the most familiar star figure of the entire imperial residents.

Three. Multi-sensor: It's not only the meaningless noise that makes people uncomfortable, but also Monske's disgusting old face. Or promote the huge searchlights that sweep the night sky from time to time under the ship. It also integrates a series of less complicated optical cameras, electronic radars and other equipment to monitor every resident in the city. Many people worry that it will invade themselves. Of course, most people can't do anything unless they can live underground or in sewers like rats.

Fourth, weapon system: not a combat aircraft, really not a combat aircraft. Killing civilians is not a battle, it's more like a game. Rockwell propaganda ships are generally not equipped with weapon systems. Of course, it is not impossible if someone welds a bracket on it or installs a device for placing heavy machine guns and missile launchers. But it is too petty to do so. The most correct way to "open" is that once the helium in the airbag is replaced by hydrogen, the Rockwell propaganda ship will become a powerful bomb, drowning anything near it in a sea of fire.