Ask for a lot of Cantonese homophonic jokes

1. Why is there Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world but no Xijing?

Answer: Because western classics are more important than Tang Sanzang.

It is said that there was a famous brand store that offered a 10% discount before. A woman came in to sweep the goods and died after buying them. How did she die?

Answer: death.

3. What is the most handsome button on the side of the keyboard?

Answer: F4

4. baa hair is the most common?

Answer: Normal.

5. What can you learn from it?

Answer: the library

6. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same stool in the Sanduang District?

Answer: lamp stool

7.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word.

Answer: direction (big red lips)

8. When is six minus two equal to zero?

Answer: Make six gestures? ? Time (super far-fetched ..)

9. Congratulations on getting rich, and estimate the name of a country.

Answer: Belgium (Belgium)

10. Amin and Ashan went to rob a bank, but they ran away and were chased by the police? ? When I'm not chasing Amin, I always chase Ah Shan. What's the solution?

Answer: Because the Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain).

1 1. One day, a man met God, and God suddenly showed mercy and planned to give him a wish? ? Personally, God asked, "What do you want?"

? ? A man looked left and heard that cats have nine lives, so he said to God, "Please give me nine lives."

God said, "Your wish has come true."

One day? ? I'm bored to death.

Anyway, there are nine lives, all of which are practiced on the rails.

As a result, a van drove by ? Personal death. What about the solution?

Answer: Because? ? This train has 10 cars, sorry.

12. Two people fell into a trap and died? ? One is called the dead. Survival? ? What's your name?

Answer: call for help!

13. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went to the cinema to see a movie. Later Zhao Yun came, but the tickets were sold out. Why did Zhao Yun go to the movies at last?

Answer: About Zhang Fei, Liu Bei and Zhao Yun. (Guan Yu and Zhang Fei leave Zhao Yun behind. )

14. What are the surnames of most fat people in Hong Kong?

Answer: death.

15. Explain that both Ma Xiao and Xiaoya believe in Xiao He?

Answer: Yama Shinho.

16. If the lion decides to be four steps faster, the tiger decides to be three steps faster and the wild decides to be two steps faster?

Answer: God of Wealth (Samuel Hui, listen to yourself. )

17. Football, volleyball, basketball, judo?

Answer: Judo's surname is "Christmas" ... because ... it's Christmas Day ~ ~ and Christmas Day ~ ~

18. Once upon a time, there were two brothers, one named Daming and the other named Xiaoming. When I was a child, my parents died and Daming raised Xiaoming. So who raised Daming?

Answer: Dogs raise Daming (I've heard a lot about you)

19. Bread A, B, C and D, which bread is bitter?

Answer: C, because the baker (C is bitter)

20. There is a lyric in Andy Lau that says I love you for ten thousand years. What are you going to sing?

Answer: Grandpa because: "Love you for ten thousand years" yeah ~ yeah "