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Why do you say you can borrow your wife but not your car?

My wife and car will not be lent out! Therefore, if a wife can't borrow it, the dignity of a man is a problem, so as not to wear a green hat! The purpose of not borrowing a car is to prevent the borrower from escaping after an accident during the loan period and not to inform the owner. After the incident, the owner has no strong evidence and can only admit it! There have been precedents around me, with a loss of more than 600,000!