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Me and my female boss
It was raining lightly on the day of the interview. This is a small factory combining production workshop and office. When I walked into the office, my heart was pounding and I was afraid of losing this job. A beautiful female boss in her forties gently told me to sit down. I thanked her and waited for her question. After she asked about the current situation, I thought I wanted to know my professional knowledge, so I said without being pressed that I had never been an accountant, but I thought I could do it.
Unexpectedly, she only asked one question: what do you think is the most important thing to be an accountant? I said to do the accounts well, and the female boss said it was the basic work. Then I really can't figure out what it is, she said. The most important thing for accountants is to keep your mouth shut.
I kind of understand the meaning of seven points and eight points. She praised my self-confidence and agreed to try me out, talking about salary. The female boss said that she would try it out for one month and only give me 400 yuan salary, and I accepted it without hesitation.
At that time, the salary of 400 yuan could not catch up with the salary of a waiter in a small hotel in Wuhan (at that time, the salary of a waiter in a small hotel was between 450 and 550). I know why she offered this price. First of all, I have no accounting experience. Secondly, I don't know if I can pass the probation period. Even if I can't do it in a month, I'll only pay 400 yuan.
The next day, I came to work early, but no one told me what to do. I have nothing to do in the second half of the class, because I am the only one in the office, plus a relative of a female boss who is a doorman, and the female boss rarely comes to the factory.
Later, I learned that it was a female boss who opened the factory and took over the project. When the factory is not busy, all the workers go to the construction site to work. I became a telephone operator in the office. Seeing that time is pressing, I think I can't go on like this, or I really have to say goodbye to the one-month trial.
The female boss won't talk about my business, I'll find something to do myself. I checked all the accounts of the previous accountant (1 1 month), and the accounts after the year may have been put away. I forgot all about accounting after I graduated from school.
How to make entries, how to calculate taxes, how to keep accounts, and how to balance accounts. . . . . . . Go through old accounts and record every expense, every money and every sale with a pen. During that time, I looked through old books every day and checked them carefully. I don't know how to go to the library by bus for an hour after work. I only have half a month because I have to make accounts at the end of the month. I cherish this job very much.
When the first month's account was handed over to the female boss, she only glanced at the report and threw it to me. I didn't even know where I was wrong, but I learned later that I didn't even understand the most basic accounting balance at that time. It was just an accountant's joke.
She didn't give me any advice, so she made a mistake and did it again. When I got back, I checked the old accounts carefully again, only to find that my statements were not even. When I handed her this month's accounts again, she didn't speak. (I don't know if it's good) There happened to be a supplier who came to demand payment, and she threw me a check for me to fill out.
God, that was the first time I saw a check. I didn't even know how to start. Fortunately, the supplier knew that I was new here and gave me some advice, but I filled out the check four times before I succeeded. From then on, as long as I come into contact with new things, I will record them in detail with a pen, in order not to make a second mistake, including filing tax returns online in the future, issuing value-added tax tickets and so on. . . . . .
10 When the salary was paid, the female boss said that I had done a good job this month and got 600 yuan. I'm so happy! It's not that I'm happy to have more than 200 yuan, but that 200 yuan affirms some of my abilities. In the first month, I started to make accounts completely from a blank sheet of paper, and making accounts was not my problem.
The next month, the boss had a new task, and asked me to purchase raw materials, from shopping around to bargaining, to satisfy her step by step. Of course, I'm just providing data, and it's up to her to decide which one to decide. She only looked at the data and emphasized my weekly work summary.
At first, it was just for the sake of superficial kung fu. She was dissatisfied and kept throwing it over to rewrite it without saying anything. Later, I also practiced writing work summaries. After purchasing this piece, you call me a merchandiser, which is still my strong point, because I worked as a merchandiser in Shenzhen.
When she is satisfied with my accounting, purchasing and documentary. The new mission is coming again. Every time she develops a new project, she has to look at the scene, which has become something I must accompany, and the feasibility report is on me. Later, her relatives came to the factory, and each of us had to write. ) To have convincing data, you must go to the site for consultation without knowing the data. Later, I learned that the female boss graduated from the University of Industrial Accounting, and the accountant only believed in data, not words.
After my ability was recognized, I also worked in another small company of hers. At that time, the salary changed like this: except for buying endowment insurance, my salary increased to 1000 yuan in the second month after I was sent to 600 yuan in the first month, and to 1 month in the third month just after the second year. My salary is 2000 after the new year. Of course, he gave me a big red envelope during the Spring Festival, hee hee. . . . . But my rest time is pitiful)
I worked hard at that time. I thought that the salary in 2000 was beyond the reach of many Wuhan college students. I was 23 years old and very proud.
She has a bad temper, and sometimes she gets angry, whether right or wrong, and criticizes when something goes wrong. All the workers were criticized for not being able to find the north, and they secretly told me that I was the one who received the least criticism. The former accountants were criticized and cried a lot. Later, she quit her job because she was too tired, and she was not happy to leave. Leave me a message. If you want to come back, go to her. . . . . .
Now that we have our own career, every time I think about it, I still feel that this experience has paved the way for my later career.
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