Ghost joke hilarious

Three ghosts sat under a tree and looked at the moon. They made a bet to see who was the best at scaring people.

The first ghost floated away and soon came back. His head was smashed, his hand fell off and his skin was scratched.

"What's the matter?"

The ghost said sadly, "I found a girl and made a face." She rushed over like a madman, tearing, scratching and biting me with her eyes closed, and made me like this. "

The second ghost set out, and then came back depressed, unscathed.

The other two ghosts asked, "What, you didn't scare people?"

The ghost shook his head. "Don't mention it. I found a little boy. After he knew I was a ghost, he was very scared at first. Later, he even begged my brother Meng to help me steal a digital test paper for tomorrow. "

The third ghost jumped up, "I still don't believe this evil! Being a ghost can't scare people. "

The third ghost is on its way.

After a while, he also came back dejectedly. "How dare children now?" ! I used all the tricks, and the child didn't even blink and kept laughing! "

"no! And such a bold child! ? "Two ghosts don't believe it, and three ghosts go to see the brave children together. ...

"There is something wrong with your head! This is just a wax figure of a child! "

"How do I know, you know I'm nearsighted, who did this? Do so like true, when I was a ghost cheated ... "

third

In a very old and shabby building in the suburbs, three mosquitoes are chatting on the wall.

"Hey, I can't find anything to eat recently."

"That's, that's, we haven't had a good day since that woman moved in."

"Let's say last night, I sucked on Uncle Zhang's nephew's leg on the second floor for a long time, and then I sucked out a few dry little blood clots, which almost choked me to death!"

"Are you okay! Just say that last night I sucked all night on the carotid artery of the daughter-in-law of the Wang family on the third floor, and all I sucked out was tap water! "

The remaining mosquitoes howled.

"I said, why are you crying?"

"I am the worst!"

"What's the matter?"

"I was so hungry last night. On the fourth floor, I saw the woman lying on a naked man. I ran to suck the man's blood, and she grabbed me, and then ... and then ... "

"What happened later? You have served your sentence! " The other two mosquitoes are in a hurry.

Mosquito said with a runny nose and tears: "Then she said maliciously to me:' Dead mosquito, I don't drink enough, you come and rob me!'" ",and then, she sucked my blood, meowed ..."

fourth

Aunt Zhao is a rural woman. Recently, the sanitation bureau recruited a cleaner, and she also signed up. Today is her first day at work. From five to seven in the morning, she has to sweep a kilometer-long street.

At 4: 30 in the morning, she got up, put on the yellow police uniform issued by the sanitation bureau and went out with a big broom.

"Brush, brush ..."

"Who sweeps the floor so early?" Aunt Zhao wondered.

"Brush, brush ..."

There is a high staircase on the left side of the road she is in charge of. An old lady with white hair hunched her back and swept the stairs with difficulty.

"ah! Does this sanitation bureau need someone to live in? Such an old man still comes to sweep the streets, "Aunt Zhao complained.

Enthusiastic Aunt Zhao walked up the steps and helped her grandmother. "Grandma, you have a rest and I'll help you sweep."

The old lady wrinkled face career, she said to aunt Zhao

"I killed my daughter-in-law, and the terrifying punished me to sweep this stone ladder. This has been swept for 500 years, and I can't finish it. Today, someone finally took over, terrifying is kind, terrifying is kind. "

After a pause, she asked, "Sister, what crime have you committed? Did the terrifying punish you like this? "