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Funny script - Butterfly Lovers

Act 1

Location: Zhu Yingtai's home. There are three chairs and a table.

Characters: Yingtai mother (hereinafter referred to as Yingmu), Yingtai father (hereinafter referred to as Yingfu), Mr. Ma, housekeeper and several followers.

(Yingtai’s father rushed onto the stage angrily, and Yingtai’s mother caught up)

Yingtai’s mother: Husband, husband~ (Holds Yingtai’s father)

Yingtai’s mother Father (turns around angrily): It’s useless to say anything else. Yingtai’s marriage must not be so hasty!

Ying’s mother: But husband, Mr. Ma is serious about his affairs, and he is marrying the matchmaker... (interrupted by Ying’s father)

Ying’s father: How many times have I told you Yes, now is the new era of reform and opening up. Children's marriages can no longer be arranged by parents*... (interrupted by voiceover)

Offsite voice: Mr. Ma's betrothal gift has arrived~

(A man who looked like a butler walked up quickly, holding a gift list in his hand)

Butler: My young master sent a villain to bring these gifts to the two elders. It is not respectful, but I hope you will accept them. (Open the gift list and read it out, and the entourage comes on the stage with gifts in both hands) A bottle of Maotai ~ a piece of Yunyan ~ a set of diamond jewelry ~ a KFC takeaway bucket ~ a home theater set ~ in transit ~ a Cadillac ~ being repaired in the factory ~ An Eiffel Tower in Paris, France...

No, no, that’s right, it’s a set of tickets for visiting the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France~ There are also West Lake Longjing, Beijing Roast Duck, 18th Street Twist, Shaanxi Steamed Buns, Northeastern Big Pot Dish Wang Zhihe Shou The tofu has been sent to the kitchen~~~~

(Ying’s mother knelt down and took the gift list with both hands respectfully, the housekeeper exited)

Ying’s mother: Husband, look. Look, Mr. Ma has sent so many gifts. He is the one who belongs to our Yingtai family...

Yingfu: What do you, a woman, know? Look at Mr. Ma’s virtue. , it looks like a toilet... (At this time Mr. Ma has already come on stage, standing behind Ying's father)

Mr. Ma (takes out a handkerchief to wipe sweat): Thank you uncle for not saying that I look like Feng Gong.

Yingfu (turning back after hearing the sound): You~

Mr. Ma (opening the folding fan with a snap): Yes, this is the moon that shames the flowers, the fish sinks, and the wild geese are tall. It looks like a fairy jade tree. Ling Fengsai, Pan An, a pear blossom crushing Begonia, was given the nickname Ma Decai, who is omnipotent in the world, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry. (Take out a handful of one-cent banknotes and throw them into the air, like a goddess scattering flowers)

Mother of Ying (hurrying up to greet her): Oh, Mr. Ma, please sit down quickly~ (to the outside of the venue) ) Ruhua, go and make tea for Mr. Ma~ (bends down to pick up the money)

Mr. Ma (slowly sits down): Uncle and aunt, I don’t know about my marriage to Yingtai...

< p>Ying’s mother: Ouch~ Needless to say, of course~ (interrupted by Ying’s father)

Ying’s father: No need to talk! (Stands up angrily and points at Mr. Ma) Do you know what Marxism-Leninism is?

Mr. Ma: I don’t know...

Ying’s father: Do you know what reform and opening up is?

Master Ma: I don’t know...

My father: Do you know what the Nasdaq Index is?

Master Ma: I don’t know...

My father: Do you know who Leslie Cheung is, who is Maggie Cheung, who is Ronaldo, who is Yao Ming, who is Tom Cruise, Who is Britney Spears? (Turns to Ying’s mother) Look, look, such an idiot who knows nothing asks me to marry Yingtai to him, how can I rest assured!

Mr. Ma: Uncle, I...

Father Ying (turning to Mr. Ma): What are you, what else do you have besides money!

Mr. Ma: As expected, my uncle knows everything about my son-in-law. He brought a gift of 3 million yuan this time...

Ying’s father: Bah! Do you think money can buy everything? I tell you, true love is priceless! Do you think that 3 million can... (Gradually realizes the truth) 3 million... I agree, from the bottom of my heart I agree with 10,000 (takes out a pen to sign), Mr. Ma, should the 3 million be given in cash or in cash? A check...

Master Ma: What kind of check do you need for only 300 yuan?

Ying’s father: Yes, what kind of check do you need for only 300 yuan? (The pen stops and looks at Mr. Ma in surprise) 300... yuan? Isn’t it 3 million?

Mr. Ma: 3 million yuan is the total cost of this wedding. The gift for you today is only 300 yuan...Uncle, if you think the money is small, we can discuss it again...Besides, marriage is such an important issue, isn't it? It should be measured in terms of money. However, my son-in-law heard that his uncle likes to travel, so he bought a holiday villa in Hawaii a few days ago...

Ying's father: Are you serious?

Mr. Ma (takes out a bunch of keys): This is the key to the vacation villa. I have also bought the air ticket. As long as my uncle agrees to my marriage to Yingtai...

Off-site voiceover : The master and his wife are not in good condition! The lady is missing!

Ying’s father: Yingtai! (While running off the stage, he snatched the key from Mr. Ma)

Ying’s mother: My Yingtai! (Run off the stage)

(The lights dim, the first act ends)