A funny sentence as poor as dirt.

What kind of experience is poverty? Probably every time we see others showing off their wealth, we are dumbfounded. Real poverty limits our imagination. The following are funny sentences I compiled. Welcome to read!

1. Do you like going to the supermarket? I don't like it. Why? No money, no company

Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be glad that in this era of no money, no power, no profit and no power, everyone came together for nothing.

Although I have no car, no house and no money, I have a lovely heart.

When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

5, the college entrance examination, the first big level on the road of life, boss, brothers, get ready for the ultimate big move! Won!

6. If you have no money in your pocket, don't scold the reality of women. Money is king in this society. Without money, you are nothing.

7. I was born in the countryside. I have farmed. My family has no money. I'm serious about living for myself.

8. Whenever. When there is no money or power. My brother is still with me. When people are down and out. Brothers still cling to each other. Sweet and sour, we should be together. Because we are good brothers. Good brothers, whenever, let's go together.

9. Women always say that men will go bad if they have money. I want to ask, do you want a man who has no money and is not bad? Love?

10, I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age.

1 1. At present, the most frightening thing is that there is no lower limit for grades; Social failure; People are ugly, but they are headstrong without money.

12. Your true friends around you have little to do with your beauty and ugliness, your wealth and lack of money, but they must have something to do with your kindness and humor. A friend is not someone who can help you when you are in trouble, but he must be someone who won't laugh at you.

13. In the eyes of China people, it is wrong not to get married, not to have children, not to have children, not to match the old and the young, not to have plastic surgery, and not to have money. It is even more wrong to live without money. Only when others tell you what to do can you go the right way.

14, I love you, but I have been afraid to confess to you, knowing the bitterness of lovesickness.

15, money can be deposited in the bank, and you can touch my heart. I only think of the bank when I have no money, but you are in my heart, thinking of you all the time.

16, there will always be a few days in this year when there is no money to go out and nothing at home.

17, forgive my poor mouth and lack of money.

18, ten years of life and death, forty years old, marry a girl. Every generation is blind, and the imperial city is ruthless. Even if we meet, we shouldn't know, his son, your mother. Suddenly, I was scared to death, the price flew and my account panicked. Don't come without money and room, okay? It is estimated that every year, the underworld is stronger than it.

19, men are divided into rich and poor; Rich people are divided into those who are willing to spend money for women and those who are unwilling to spend money for women.

20. A man should always thank the woman who accompanied him when he was a teenager. Because teenage men are at the bottom of their lives, they have no money and no career; Teenage women are at their best.

2 1, the reality is that you are nothing in society without money and background, and no one will look at you.

22. Is your wound scabbed? Do you think mine will blossom?

23. Too little money: I have no desire to cheat you.

24. I am used to reading Forbes once a day. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

25, wages are like a big aunt, you are anxious when you don't come, and you are anxious when you come.