A joke about a single man having a girlfriend.

I know that the sky is high, waiting for my tall dream. I know that the sea is vast, waiting for my broad dream. I know that my heart is empty, waiting for you to fill it. Happy Singles' Day.

You have hugged your wife and your son, but I am still singing a single love song to comfort me. Please don't hug your girlfriend when you invite me to dinner. Just bring enough money.

165438+1October 1 1, let's be boyfriend and girlfriend for a day! No hugs, no kisses, just holding hands, having a meal together, visiting a night market, watching a movie, then going back to our respective nests, waiting for the early morning, and then texting each other: Let's break up!

How do you know how to get rid of the "light" happiness without experiencing the loneliness of being a bachelor? If you don't feel the loneliness of being a bachelor, how can you enjoy the happiness of being out of the light? How do you know the value of taking off "light" if you haven't tasted the taste of being single? How can we understand the hardship of getting rid of the "light" if we have not gone through the road of being single? On Singles Day, I wish you cherish your single years and enjoy this unique happiness.

Singles Day tells you that the so-called bachelor is that single people pretend to date, pretend to be intoxicated, pretend to be sleepless at night, pretend to be in love until they collapse, and finally pretend to get married. As a result, God really played, so they are still single.

Give it to a boy for good wine, and you don't even have a date; Peach Blossom Lake is deep in thousands of feet, and you don't even have an object; The spring breeze closes the door again, and you don't even have a date; If the sky is sentimental and old, you don't even have an object; A moment that should last forever, you don't even have a date; A fence with three piles, you don't even have an object; Millions of heroes crossed the river, and you didn't even have a partner. It's a good thing you have me as a friend to greet you on Singles Day.

There is a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that will never fade; I have a feeling in my heart that I am deeply attached to you. Do you know that I miss you on the night of Singles' Day?