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Kneel for a song with good lyrics (preferably Chinese style)!
On the night of the Lantern Festival, the piano and drums make the streetlights look like daylight.
Singing and laughter floated on the bow.
The hand you have held cannot be held forever.
It's raining before you know green, fat, red and thin.
Want to get rid of acacia, tears streaming down her face.
The only way for a boatman is to let others worry.
The red beans you gave me will rot.
Unfortunately, no one has ever told me.
The Hanjiang River is accompanied by fireworks, and the bright moon is accompanied by stars like yesterday.
But why did you leave me alone?
If you think of me,
Don't be ashamed. The commitment at that time was too heavy.
Who is to blame for the impermanence of gathering and parting?
Want to get rid of acacia, tears streaming down her face.
The only way for a boatman is to let others worry.
The red beans you gave me will rot.
Unfortunately, no one has ever told me.
The Hanjiang River is accompanied by fireworks, and the bright moon is accompanied by stars like yesterday.
But why did you leave me alone?
If you think of me,
Don't be ashamed. The commitment at that time was too heavy.
Who is to blame for the impermanence of gathering and parting?
The Hanjiang River is accompanied by fireworks, and the bright moon is accompanied by stars like yesterday.
But why did you leave me alone?
If you think of me,
Don't be ashamed. The commitment at that time was too heavy.
Who is to blame for the impermanence of gathering and parting?
Recalling Chang 'an-Wu Pinchun
Spring year after year.
Let a hundred flowers blossom, and strive for novelty and beauty.
A solitary lamp shines on the moon without a shadow.
Leave a candle until dawn.
You never know, but the wind is invisible.
When will the clouds clear up when they are long?
Empty sigh, sadness and joy, no one listens.
When is it sunny in a windy and snowy city?
Yi Chang 'an
When the past is like a cloud.
Sweet dreams are not broken.
Just ask the Ming Dynasty to drink like a fairy.
Yi Chang 'an
My heart is like a spring wave.
Ripple bit by bit
Turn it into an endless lovesickness bank
When the flowers bloom, the moon is round again.
Connect with your dreams.
Spring year after year.
Let a hundred flowers blossom, and strive for novelty and beauty.
A solitary lamp shines on the moon without a shadow.
Leave a candle until dawn.
You never know, but the wind is invisible.
When will the clouds clear up when they are long?
Empty sigh, sadness and joy, no one listens.
When is it sunny in a windy and snowy city?
Yi Chang 'an
When the past is like a cloud.
Sweet dreams are not broken.
Just ask the Ming Dynasty to drink like a fairy.
Yi Chang 'an
My heart is like a spring wave.
Ripple bit by bit
Turn it into an endless lovesickness bank
When the flowers bloom, the moon is round again.
Connect with your dreams.
Yi Chang 'an
When the past is like a cloud.
Sweet dreams are not broken.
Just ask the Ming Dynasty to drink like a fairy.
Yi Chang 'an
My heart is like a spring wave.
Ripple bit by bit
Turn it into an endless lovesickness bank
When the flowers bloom, the moon is round again.
Connect with your dreams.
Acacia-Dong Zhen
Dreams grow old in Wan Li with the wind.
Face and peach blossom grow together.
It's spring and autumn again.
The moon smiles with deep affection.
Love has long been remembered.
Your eyes are clear.
Looking back, it was the rustling rain.
And heaven remains our neighbourhood, don't ask how time flies.
Where is the return date?
Love in this life is not worth thinking about.
Contemporary prosperity can create miracles all over the sky.
I just hope you will never forget your feelings all your life.
I look back and smile at thousands of landscapes.
Dreams grow old in Wan Li with the wind.
Face and peach blossom grow together.
It's spring and autumn again.
The moon smiles with deep affection.
Love has long been remembered.
Your eyes are clear.
Looking back, it was the rustling rain.
And heaven remains our neighbourhood, don't ask how time flies.
Where is the return date?
Love in this life is not worth thinking about.
Contemporary prosperity can create miracles all over the sky.
I just hope you will never forget your feelings all your life.
I look back and smile at thousands of landscapes.
Love in this life is not worth thinking about.
Contemporary prosperity can create miracles all over the sky.
I just hope you will never forget your feelings all your life.
I look back and smile at thousands of landscapes.
Huamanlou-Waai
The road ahead of Yan Nan's flight is gaunt.
When will the fallen leaves fall into my heart and be pushed away by the waves?
It is a sin to be beautiful but not as beautiful as you.
The cold feeling of kissing dew is memorable.
The mountains and rivers are picturesque and the heart flies.
Just wait for the life and death of the Iraqis.
Say you're sad and never come back.
Kneeling on one knee, the moon is broken.
I have been waiting for flowers to bloom all over the building. Why don't you come back?
Everything changed after the cool autumn.
I waited for the candle to shed tears. Why don't you come back?
Wait until the snow covers the black eyebrows
The road ahead of Yan Nan's flight is gaunt.
When will the fallen leaves fall into my heart and be pushed away by the waves?
It is a sin to be beautiful but not as beautiful as you.
The cold feeling of kissing dew is memorable.
The mountains and rivers are picturesque and the heart flies.
Just wait for the life and death of the Iraqis.
Say you're sad and never come back.
Kneeling on one knee, the moon is broken.
I have been waiting for flowers to bloom all over the building. Why don't you come back?
Everything changed after the cool autumn.
I waited for the candle to shed tears. Why don't you come back?
Wait until the snow covers the black eyebrows
Kunming Lake-Hou Xian
Let's go on a spring outing and forget about three thousand miles.
Kunming sent the lake to meet each other, and the rain was wrong in Su Causeway
A faint shadow, a thin lake, and a green cast.
Xinsi Xiaocui Chou Duan Yi
Mistaken the beautiful enjoyment of spring.
Seventeen sentences from the shore to Kunming
Poetry is crowded.
Yuncha Samui and other water come.
Two points spring pervades the middle of the lake.
Don't say anything
Keep it in mind.
When spring comes, flowers bloom and spring returns.
Hu Yong shanshuiting
But I live in Kunming.
The camouflaged tea horse sent you away.
Kunming turned the lake into tears.
I want to send my heart to spring and make it warm again.
The catkins hidden in last year are precious.
When I miss you, I melt the ice into tears.
Kunming turned the lake into tears.
I want to send my heart to spring and make it warm again.
The catkins hidden in last year are precious.
When I miss you, I melt the ice into tears.
Cuoyi Kunming
Love is more failure than not loving.
Lost in conservative postmodernism
Say goodbye for me! I don't cry.
Cuoyi Kunming
Love is more failure than not loving.
Lost in conservative postmodernism
Say goodbye for me!
Kunming zhuan ke nuan Zuo
Siwen Xue Tong Puer Yu
Don't know someone's intentions
Cold and warm explored two or three sentences.
Greetings are occasionally answered.
The origin of Dan Qing is long-lost and boring.
Reluctantly * * *.
The moon is also jealous.
Needle and thread asked the girl on the bridge again
Embroidery is willing to fall green.
Sigh from table to chair
The transfer order is 1000 dollars.
Pick half a pear by Kunming Lake.
Wake up in spring and winter
Remove window view
The dumb bird wants to get married.
Kunming turned the lake into tears.
I want to send my heart to spring and make it warm again.
Catkin hidden last year is very precious.
When I miss you, I melt the ice into tears.
Kunming turned the lake into tears.
I want to send my heart to spring and make it warm again.
Catkin hidden last year is very precious.
When I miss you, I melt the ice into tears.
Half a cup of tea and half a cup of bottom sand.
Half a sentence and half a recent relationship.
Half a cup of tea and half a cup of bottom sand.
Half a person accompanies a cold joke.
Kunming turned the lake into tears.
I want to send my heart to spring and make it warm again.
Catkin hidden last year is very precious.
When I miss you, I melt the ice into tears.
Kunming turned the lake into tears.
I want to send my heart to spring and make it warm again.
Catkin hidden last year is very precious.
When I miss you, I melt the ice into tears.
Tears of Kunming Lake
Started stalking Yun Fei six months ago.
Chasing south, it began to rain slowly.
I also gave the teacups under the colorful clouds.
Tears of Kunming Lake
Started stalking Yun Fei six months ago.
Chasing south, it began to rain slowly.
I also gave the teacups under the colorful clouds.
Brilliant dream-short poem
White silk thread and green hair make your eyes picturesque.
Looking at each other in a trance, I have nothing to say.
Fu's moment became an eternal moment.
The lost years turned into tears.
Holding the pipa is close at hand, but out of reach.
Looking back at a prosperous time, it is as prosperous as a epiphyllum.
Red cinnabar Zhuo Fenghua Qingcheng Yan Yinjia
Peach blossoms turn to the lonely noise.
It's even colder at night, empty and silent.
The mountain and river scrolls have also been yellowed and weathered by history.
I've been worried about you all my life.
Before the flowers bloom and under the moon, the sky turns yellow.
Holding the pipa is close at hand, but out of reach.
Looking back at a prosperous time, it is as prosperous as a epiphyllum.
Red cinnabar Zhuo Fenghua Qingcheng Yan Yinjia
Peach blossoms turn to the lonely noise.
Kill for you, kill for you, take the world.
I have no complaints about subverting the world and struggling in life and death.
The truth of the oath collapses.
Looking at each other from a distance, there is nothing to say.
It is even colder at night, empty and silent.
The mountain and river scrolls have also been yellowed and weathered by history.
I've been worried about you all my life.
Before the flowers bloom and under the moon, the sky turns yellow.
The years are picturesque.
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