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What jokes did you make in class?
"Ha ha ha, this joke is so funny!"
"Yes, I made the same joke."
"Come on, let's tell the jokes we made in class."
The above conversation is something we can often hear in class. Everyone once made some jokes in class, which not only made us laugh, but also made teachers and classmates laugh. So, what jokes have I made in class?
first of all, I want to say that the first joke I made in class was very classic. That was when I was in primary school, the teacher explained math topics on the podium, while I was immersed in chatting with my deskmate. Suddenly, the teacher called the roll to ask me to answer the question. I stood up in a panic and had no idea what the teacher was asking.
Seeing that I couldn't answer, the teacher repeated the question. At this time, I had a brainwave and answered, "I don't know!" " After listening to my answer, the teacher was not angry, but just smiled faintly and said, "Then stand and listen." So, I stood for a whole class and became the "laughing stock" of the whole class.
Secondly, I made a joke about physics experiment. It was in my physics class in high school, and the teacher asked us to measure the speed of the car with a timer. When it was my turn to do the experiment, I was very excited to operate the timer. However, when I saw the dots punched on the paper tape, I froze instantly.
because I accidentally put the paper tape upside down, the dots punched by the dot timer are all on the back of the paper tape. This makes me very embarrassed, because I have to do the experiment again, and this mistake also makes other students look at jokes. However, I also learned a lesson from this mistake: when doing experiments, we must be careful and not be careless.
besides these two jokes, I have many other interesting experiences. For example, once in a Chinese class, I suddenly thought of a very funny word, so I said it out loud: "Wow, this' girlfriend' is really beautiful!" As soon as my words came out, the whole class laughed. The teacher couldn't help laughing on the podium, too. She told me, "You are such a naughty child."
Another time in an English class, the teacher was explaining the usage of a word, and I couldn't help but think of the homonym of the word, so I told it to my deskmate. As a result, the more we thought about it, the funnier it became, and finally we couldn't stop laughing. Seeing that we were so happy, the teacher came over and asked us what we were laughing at. When we told the teacher that we were laughing at the homonym of this word, the teacher couldn't help laughing.
These jokes not only make us relaxed and happy in class, but also bring us closer to our teachers. We can not only learn knowledge from teachers, but also hear some interesting experiences and stories. These stories and jokes have also become a good memory in our class.
The jokes we made in class not only made us happy, but also made others feel happy. These jokes are not only our own memories, but also a precious emotion between us and our teachers and classmates. Therefore, we can enjoy the fun of learning in class, and at the same time, we can spend unforgettable time with laughter.
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