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Looking for a good master and servant BL novel
Feng Nong's "Minions"
Introduction:
Minions. I have heard this word since I was a child. When I was a child, whenever something happened, my grandfather would stamp his cane on the ground and shout: "Little slave! Are you rebelling again?" Such a thick crutch does not hurt even if it hits the body. I rebelled
more often than I cooked food at home. Grandpa's earth-shattering shout sounded to my ears no different from the chirping of birds outside the garden.
My mother looked shrewd and capable, but only when she saw my grandfather did she show the humility of a daughter-in-law. Father?
My father works as a parent official in another province. I heard people call him Qingtian. The square garden of my home is my world. Climb trees and hunt birds
you can do whatever you want. I asked the nanny to look at me under the tree, with a panic look on her face: "Young Master, be careful, you may not
fall." Falling? joke. How could I fall out of a tree? I deliberately let go of my hands and made a face at the wet nurse
from above. When he was getting carried away, his foot slipped... and he really fell off, frightening the whole family. Everyone was busy in a huddle, comforting others and looking for doctors. I felt comfortable watching them working on me, then I opened my mouth and took a sip of the hot medicine. Ugh...it tastes so bad. I spit it all out with a grimace. I regard that oversight as a great shame and humiliation, and I will never allow anyone to mention it. Especially the wet nurse, maybe it was because of what she said that day that I fell to the ground like a piece of cake without dignity. It's such a bitter life. After recovering from the injury, he was still punished by his grandfather. Kneeling in the incense hall and reading the Four Books taught by Confucius. In the incense hall,
the ancestors' spiritual tablets are enshrined, with a jade paperweight placed in the middle. So beautiful, so beautiful, crystal clear. I secretly got up and went to touch the paper weight, but my grandfather happened to pass by with his crutch. "Little slave! Don't you want to live anymore?" I was hit on the leg by a cane
: "This is a reward from the master. How dare you touch it?" "Grandpa? What is a master?" "The master is< /p>
Master! You ungrateful little beast! I’ll punish you by kneeling for one more hour!” I was punished for one more hour. After much thought, I was still not convinced, and I kept thinking about that shiny paperweight. A few days later, I secretly ran to Xiangtang
I climbed up on the chair and touched the paperweight. I accidentally let go. Of course, earth-shattering sounds are indispensable. I cleverly slipped away
The smoke ran away. Grandpa became angry when he saw the debris on the ground, and the whole family panicked. I hid aside and watched the servant in charge of guarding the Xiangtang kneeling and confessing his crime. I was trembling with fear and secretly glad that I had not been caught.
Feng Nong's "The Master"
Introduction
"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" The majestic imperial city has a history of a hundred years. The backs of the courtiers crouching at their feet looked so far away that even the deafening sound of worship that came from far away from the main hall to outside the palace gate became less real. Autumn is still here. The man sitting high on the dragon chair cast his eyes towards the blue sky outside the hall, and then silently lowered his gaze: "Everyone is at peace." In the gentle voice, there was an irresistible presence of the emperor. The majesty of neglect. Yes
That’s right, he is the master of the four directions, the heaven of millions of people, and the emperor of all ministers. Autumn is coming. Xiao Sha's empty air
walked slowly in the leisurely courtyard. The lonely and lamentable autumn has finally come. "Your Majesty?" At the foot of the steps, the mature Prime Minister Zhang cautiously called to the seemingly absent-minded monarch: "Your Majesty?" "Why don't you continue?"
The Emperor turned his gaze away Looking at the old minister's face, he raised his lips slightly and smiled: "I'm listening. The food in Henan is ripe. Let's go ahead." The emperor was very young and good-looking. The former second prince had been favored by the late emperor since he was a child, and he had the most extraordinary temperament
among all the princes. At this moment, he smiled slightly, and his lips and teeth were full of luxury, which made the courtiers who saw his smile tremble. It's just that
it's a little colder and a little unpredictable. However, which generation of emperors did not have ulterior motives?
"The Prosperous Chang'an Night" yy Shuiyue
Introduction:
My name is Ji Qinghe.
That year, my senior brother ran away with the leader of the demon sect, my master became ill with anger, and my father took me back to the palace.
On the first day I entered the palace, I saw the third prince bullying the prince. I beat the third prince into a pig's head and hung it on a branch in the imperial garden.
It wasn’t until that year when he ate me up that I realized that he would remember this bad debt for the rest of his life...
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