A story-telling joke

1, watching TV at night, Dad: "Baby, can you get me a drink from the refrigerator?" Daughter: "Do your own thing"! After a while, my daughter wants to eat apples. Come and find dad to wash. Dad: "Didn't you say you should do your own thing?" Daughter: "You should also help other people's things"! ?

2. "When the wife sees that the child doesn't eat well, she tells the child: Dear son, after eating this bowl of rice, mom will reward you with 2 yuan money. My son agreed, and then I pushed the door and came in. My son whispered to me with a bowl: Dad, I will reward you with a dollar for eating this bowl of rice.

3. One day on a bus, a beautiful woman in front got on the bus and said to the driver, "Master, I don't have any money with me today. Can I kiss you as a coin? " The driver said yes, and the beauty kissed the driver and sat in the back.

Another woman can see clearly in the back. After getting on the bus, she held down the driver's crazy kiss and looked up and said, "I have no money either." If I kiss you so much, I'll coin it! " The driver shouted with fear. "The one in front of you is my wife!" .

4. "One day in class, the deskmate secretly played with his mobile phone, which happened to be discovered by the class teacher who was patrolling outside the classroom. The head teacher took out his mobile phone and sent a message: Why don't you listen carefully? The deskmate replied doubtfully: Who are you? The class teacher sent another message: Look out of the window. My deskmate glanced out of the window and replied, thank you for reminding me. Talk to you later. Our head teacher is staring out of the window.

5. "Don't name a dog just to keep it. Haha, there is an old woman who has a husky near Jia Xiaodong. She thinks Husky started it, so let's call it haha. Today, her dog got lost, and grandma was very worried. She looked everywhere in the community and called the dog's name everywhere, just hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. "