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What kind of person is Grandpa?

My grandfather is over 60 years old, with gray hair and a pair of bright loving eyes on his dark face.

Grandpa works very hard. Although a week has passed, I still remember it vividly. Last Saturday, because our toilet was used for a long time, there was a thick layer of dirt in the toilet. After I went to the toilet, it was blocked again. So grandpa came over and said, "I must fix the toilet."

At first, I saw grandpa holding a flashlight in one hand and a screwdriver in the other to clean up the thick yellow mud. Grandpa's face was covered with thin sweat, but the soil remained motionless. Grandpa put down his tools, bought a bucket of oxalic acid in the supermarket and poured it into the toilet. A pungent smell came to my face. After waiting for a while, the taste faded. Grandpa put on gloves, took a screwdriver and started cleaning again.

"Grandpa, don't fix it. It stinks. " I said.

Grandpa said, "I must finish what I started, and I must solve it."

With grandpa's cleaning up bit by bit, the dirt was cleaned up like a deflated balloon. After cleaning, the toilet becomes as bright as new and flushes smoothly. But grandpa's hands are blistered and bleeding.

This is my grandfather, a conscientious grandfather. I want to be a man with a conscience like him.

My grandfather is over seventy years old this year. He is of medium height, with big bright eyes, a high nose, a gray beard and a kind face with a smile.

My grandfather likes sports. He said that exercise can make people healthier.

Grandpa loves me very much. One night this summer, it was very hot, and people were like "bags" in a steamer. Because of the power failure at home, I was too hot to sleep in bed, so my grandfather picked up an electric fan to fan me, and the cool wind made me fall asleep soon. In the morning, I woke up from my sleep and saw my grandfather sitting by my bed asleep, still holding a fan in his hand and refusing to put it down. I was deeply moved by my grandfather!

Although grandpa loves me very much, he is very strict with my study. Once I went to my grandmother's house to play, my grandfather said, "Take your homework away and remember to finish it when you are finished." Another time, my handwriting was not good, and my grandfather said, "handwriting is a person's facade." You must write well and write well, which will benefit you for life. "

Grandpa is a joke king and a master of Tai Chi. Once my grandfather and I hit Tai Ji Chuan, and he beat me with three strokes. I said to my grandfather, "Grandpa, I worship you so much!" " "Grandpa smiled and said," don't worship grandpa, grandpa is just a legend! " "