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Ask for some reasoning stories of Sherlock Holmes and Conan, the more the better! 1 13438 1974@qq.com

Is it the question-and-answer kind?

I. Goose meat

A man was eating at a friend's house and asked his friend what meat to eat for this meal. My friend said it was goose, so he just

Cry loudly. Why did he cry after eating goose?

A: A few years ago, he went out to play with a friend, was shipwrecked and drifted to an island with nothing to eat.

My friend went out looking for something and brought back roast goose meat. He was injured while catching penguins on his leg. friend

Refused to eat goose, starved to death. Now that he has eaten real goose, he knows that his friends were.

Cut the meat from his leg and roast it for him.

This story tells us that sometimes best friends cheat.

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Jump on the train

A person went to see a doctor in a neighboring town by train, and all recovered after seeing it. On the way back, the train passed a

In the tunnel, the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?

A: Because he is optimistic about eye diseases. After crossing the tunnel, I thought my eyes were blind again. bear

Stop fighting and kill yourself.

This story tells us that people with poor psychological quality should bring flashlights when crossing tunnels.

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Three. water plant

A man and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly, his girlfriend fell into the river, and the man was anxious.

He jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later,

When he revisited his old place, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish he caught was not there.

Aquatic plants, he asked the old man why the fish didn't touch any aquatic plants, and the old man said, where does this river come from?

No aquatic plants grow. Just then, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

A: A few years ago, when he was diving to find a girlfriend, his leg was entangled in something. Fight.

The push of life finally got rid of those things. He thought it was aquatic plants. Now he finally understands.

Girlfriend hair

This story tells girls and boyfriends not to have long hair when they go for a walk by the river.

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Four. The story of the funeral

There are three people, mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. At the funeral, my sister met a very

Pp male, and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral. How can I find my sister?

I can't find him either. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister and asked why.

A: Because one more person dies in the family, you can have another funeral, and the pp man will come again.

Attend the funeral and my sister will see him again.

This story tells us that a handsome man should not go to other people's funerals.

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5. Half-court game

There was a man in the desert who died head down, with several suitcases scattered around him. The man had no hands.

He held half a match tightly in the room, thinking about how the man died.

Several people traveled in a hot air balloon and crossed the desert. The balloon is leaking, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw away all their luggage.

If you go down, it's not enough. You are going to throw a man down, and everyone decides to take some matches. Who drew half a match?

Throw who? That's what happened.

This story tells us that when riding a hot air balloon, you should prepare a long match in your pocket.

Just in case.

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6. There are woodcuts all over the floor

There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other one. The circus only needs a dwarf and a horse.

Of course, the shorter the dwarf in the troupe, the better. The two dwarfs decide who is shorter than them, and the taller one will go.

Suicide. However, the day before the date, the blind dwarf, the short dwarf, was already at home.

He committed suicide in his own home. Only wooden furniture and sawdust were found in his house. Why did he kill himself?

Answer: Because another dwarf plays a role in the feet of all the furniture in the dwarf's house. Dwarf star

I do not see any at all. When I touched the furniture, I suddenly became much shorter. I feel taller and lose my competitive advantage.

Nowhere to make a living from now on. From now on, his performance will never make the box office charts, never.

Not the best actor in Cannes, everyone stopped screaming hysterically after watching his performance; he

It can no longer represent the development requirements of advanced social productive forces and the direction of advanced culture.

In the future, it can no longer represent the fundamental interests of the overwhelming majority of the people. He was so desperate that he committed suicide.

This story tells us: when you feel that your work efficiency is higher than others recently, you make progress faster than others.

Wait, let's see if our colleagues have gone out to eat roast leg of lamb and watch fireworks.

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7.knocking at the door in the middle of the night

A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock at the door at midnight. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went.

I went to bed, waited for a while, and someone knocked at the door. I answered the door, but there was still no one. I waited several times. The next day, there was

A man found a body at the foot of the mountain, and the police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?

Answer: Because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the man managed to climb up. As soon as his door was opened, he was pushed down.

Yes So many times, I broke the valve and died.

Question 8: Cattle eat grass

There was a young man whose house was separated from his neighbor's by a lawn. One night, the man was awakened by the quarrel next door, and then he heard the sound of throwing things, the sound of machetes, and the sound of cows eating grass. After a while, he heard someone knocking at his door again, but he ignored it and fell asleep again. The next day, he found the man next door dead in front of his house. The process of reasoning about it.

Question 9: Roller coaster

A couple went to the amusement park to play. The girl wants to play the roller coaster, but the boy is a little scared. After playing once, the girl wants to play again. This time, she forced the boy to play with her, but she came down alone. Please explain how the boy died.

Question 10: newspaper

On a sunny day, a man was reading a newspaper in a tall building. After seeing a message, he suddenly ran to the top floor of the building, turned on the light, and then jumped down to commit suicide. Why?

Question 1 1: Broadcasting on rainy nights.

One rainy night, a man was listening to the radio in the car. Then, suddenly there was a flash of lightning, followed by thunder. The broadcast stopped for a few seconds because of the interference of lightning, and then the man committed suicide. Why?

Question 12: Sleeping Beauty

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was enchanted by a wizard and locked in a castle. It is said that only a affectionate kiss from the prince can awaken the princess. Later, a handsome prince captured the castle and rescued the princess. However, he kissed the princess and was killed by her. Why?

Question 13: Two officials

Two officers who killed countless people in a war were trapped in the wilderness. They were lonely and driven crazy by fear and despair, but one of them died first. The other is even more desperate. After he buried his comrades-in-arms, his spirit was close to collapse. What is even more frightening is that when he woke up the next morning, he found his dead comrade-in-arms sitting beside him, staring at him with the same desperate eyes. What happened?

Question 14: the sound of dripping water

There is a girl whose parents are on a business trip. She sleeps alone at night, accompanied by only a dog. In the middle of the night, she suddenly heard a sound dripping from the ceiling. In order not to be afraid, she reached to the bed and let her dog lick her hand, and then she fell asleep peacefully again. The next morning, the girl saw her dog's body hanging from the ceiling. According to analysis, she was killed in the middle of the night, but isn't her dog still there? Excuse me, what's wrong?

Question 15: Buy football.

A boy is crazy about football. One day, he decided to go to the store to buy a new one. The proprietress of the shop sold him the last football in the shop. He played happily all afternoon. In the evening, the boy came home and turned on the TV. When he saw a piece of news, he was immediately scared into a cold sweat. Why?

Question 16: Drink juice.

A woman lived alone for a long time. One day, one of her friends came to her house to play, and they talked very late. In the evening 1 1, when my friend was taking something under the bed, she suddenly said that she wanted the hostess to accompany her outside to buy juice. At that time, the store was closed, but the guests insisted on going, saying that there was a kind of juice that she had to drink. Why?

Husband and wife quarreled, the husband cut off his wife's limbs with an axe, and then the wife bit the grass on the ground with her mouth and got up ~ climbed to my door and slammed her head against the door for help ~! Finally, naturally, he bled to death;

9 is because women are shorter and men are taller. The second roller coaster, the steel wire cut off the boy's head, and the steel wire was installed in the tunnel when the girl first played;

10. The newspaper he read said that there was a shipwreck because the lights of the lighthouse were not turned on, which led to the accident of the ship. He was the manager of the lighthouse, so he felt guilty. In order to avoid more accidents, he turned on the light and then made up for his previous mistakes with death.

1 1. He thought he was deaf;

12. Sleeping Beauty is old, but the prince is so young, afraid that he will change his mind;

Another version of the 13 question is that there are two bodies, one of which is full of holes (bullet holes) and the other is suicide. The answer is that an officer sleepwalks and always digs up the body when he sleepwalks at night. As a result, he was startled and thought that he had met a ghost, so he shot at the body, but it was useless and finally committed suicide.

14. The murderer pretended to be a dog and licked her hand;

15. The news said that the store owner was killed and his head was missing;

16. She saw a man hiding under the bed.

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1. One spring, a flower shop owner was killed, and there was a line of blood written by the victim at the scene: 5508 7 10 5 1. The suspect had three (1) frightened customers (2) frightened oil shop owner (3) the owner was bloodless.

Excuse me, who is the murderer?

2. On the best day of the tree, when the old man divides the clock in two again, I will appear in front of the pyramid of the city of lights and take away the most precious smile.

Please guess: the date, time and place of the stolen goods.

Answer:

1, owner of oil mill

5508 7 10 5 1 is the oil boss in turn.

The Louvre stole Mona Lisa's smile.

The most beautiful day on the tree is Christmas Eve. When the old man split the clock in half again, it was 18: 00. People who know the Louvre should know that its entrance is a glass pyramid, and the most beautiful smile is Mona Lisa's smile.