Jokes and fables related to junior high school mathematics

Professor Laurie of Glasgow posted this notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not see his class today."

A student, after reading the notice, erased the "C".

Later, Professor Laurie appeared, and he joined the spirit of the joke and erased the letter "L".

Ben and the donkey

Professor Laurie of Glasgow posted this notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not see his class today."

A student read the notice and erased the letter "lass: girl".

Later, Professor Laurie came and wanted to play a joke. He erased the letter "L" (ass: ass).

plagiarize

A friend of mine who teaches European history at Washington University in St. Louis tells a story that he found a plagiarized term paper. He called the students to the office. "This is not your work." He said. "Someone typed it for you directly from the encyclopedia.

"You can't prove it!" The student said angrily.

My friend smiled and showed him the paper. What is circled in red is: "See also the article about communism."

Replication attack

I have a friend who teaches European history at Washington University in St Louis. He said that he once found a plagiarized term paper. He called the students to the office. "You didn't write this," he said. "Someone helped you print it out from the encyclopedia intact."

"You have no proof." The student said angrily.

The friend smiled. He showed him the paper. What is circled in red is: "See also * * * article."

virtue

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to new york State University in Binghamton as a faculty member. One day, in a crowded elevator, someone commented on its inefficiency. I said that the elevator hasn't changed for 20 years since I went to school there.

When the door finally opened, I felt someone pat me on the back sympathetically and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get your degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

virtue

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to new york State University in Binghamton as a faculty member. One day, the elevator was very crowded, and some people complained that the elevator was too inefficient. I said that the elevator hasn't been changed for 20 years since I went to school there.

Finally, when the elevator door opened, I felt someone pat me on the back sympathetically. Looking back, I saw an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get your degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

discrepancy

"I can always tell the difference between a graduate class and an undergraduate class," said the teacher who taught my graduate engineering class at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say' good afternoon', college students will answer' good afternoon'. "But graduate students just write it down."

differentiate

"It's easy to tell the difference between graduate classes and undergraduates," said the teacher who taught us graduate engineering at California State University in Los Angeles. "I said' good afternoon' and the undergraduates answered' good afternoon'. The graduate student wrote down what I said in the notebook. "

Fail math

My son was on the dean's list in his first year at Bohr State University in Muncie, Indiana. A few weeks after he started studying psychology as a sophomore, he called home.

"Mom," he said excitedly, "I found the answer to survive in college! What matters is not the grade, but the quality of the knowledge and how to apply it to daily life. I am very lucky to have these wonderful experiences! "

"What does this mean?" I asked.

"I failed in math," he replied.

Fail math

My son is a student at Mancill Wave State University in Indiana. He was on the dean's list as a freshman. The next year, he studied psychology, and a few weeks later, he called home.

"Mom," he said excitedly, "I found the answer to how to survive in college! What matters is not the score, but the ability to apply what you have learned to your daily life. I am very lucky to have this wonderful experience. "

"What the hell do you mean?" I asked.

"I failed in math." He replied.

part-time jobs/work

When my son was a sophomore in a middle school, he found a part-time job in a supermarket to package food. He went home all smiles.

"How did you feel on your first day?" I asked.

"Great, Dad," he replied. "I can chat with some beautiful girls."

As Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"

"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"

part-time jobs

When my son was a sophomore in a middle school, he found a part-time job packaging goods in a supermarket. He came home with a big smile on his face.

"How did you feel on your first day?" I asked.

"Great, Dad." He replied, "I talked to many beautiful girls."

As Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"

"Do you prefer paper packaging or plastic packaging?"

Keys? Kissing?

A friend of mine is giving an English class to an adult class. They just came to live in America recently. After putting quite a few daily necessities on the table, he asked different members of the class to give him rulers, books, pens and so on. The class went very smoothly, and the students seemed to be very interested and serious about what they were doing, until my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the key." The man looked surprised and a little at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student didn't hear clearly, so he repeated it. "Give me the key." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then he put his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

Keys or kisses

A friend of mine is giving an English class to an adult student. They are all people who have just arrived in America recently. After putting many daily necessities on a table, he asked the whole class to choose a ruler, a book, a pen and so on for him. The class is going well, and the students seem to be very interested and serious about what they are doing. Later, it was the turn of a student from Italy. The friend said, "Give me the key." The man looked very surprised and a little at a loss. When my friend saw this, he thought he didn't hear clearly and repeated, "Give me the key." The Italian student shrugged his shoulders. Then he put his arm around the teacher's neck and kissed him twice on both cheeks.

Prepare yourself.

There is a story circulating on campus: a student sent a telegram to his parents, which read: "Mom-I failed all the courses. Expelled from school. Prepare for Pop. "

Two days later, he received a reply: "Dad is ready. Be mentally prepared. "

Get ready.

There is a story circulating on campus: a student once sent a telegram to his parents, which read: "Mom-I failed all my lessons and was expelled from school. Let dad get ready. "

Two days later, he received a reply: "Dad is ready. Be mentally prepared! "

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